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TV Spot #1

  • Narrator: On November 2nd, you won't be your eye.
  • Mike Wazowski: Would you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy With his one eye!
  • Narrator: The creators of Toy Story take you into the high-pressure world...
  • Randall Boggs: Wazowski!
  • Narrator: Of Monsters, Inc.
  • Randall Boggs: You little one-eyed cretin.
  • Mike Wazowski: Okay, first of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.
  • Narrator: Billy Crystal, John Goodman.
  • Randall Boggs: Where is he?
  • Narrator: Monsters, Incorporated. Rated G. In theatres November 2nd.

TV Spot #2

  • Narrator: Mike. Sulley. On November 2nd...
  • James P. Sullivan: Come on!
  • Narrator: It's up to them to save their world from the most dangerus monster of all.
  • Boo: Boo!
  • Narrator: From the creators of Toy Story
  • Randall Boggs: Where's the kid?
  • CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here.
  • Narrator: Billy Crystal.
  • Mike Wazowski: Sulley!
  • Narrator: John Goodman.
  • James P. Sullivan: Come on!
  • Narrator: On November 2nd, welcome to the world of Monsters, Inc.
  • Randall Boggs: You little one-eyed cretin.
  • Mike Wazowski: Okay, first of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.

TV Spot #3

  • Mike Wazowski: I am so romantic sometimes I think I should marry myself.
  • James P. Sullivan: Give me a break, Mike.
  • Mike Wazowski: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you. Roz, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? New makeup? You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. (Screaming)
  • Narrator: Billy Crystal, John Goodman.
  • Mike Wazowski: Blame it on the little guy, with his one eye.
  • Narrator: Monsters, Incorporated.
  • Mike Wazowski: It's a musical. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
  • James P. Sullivan: Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom...
  • Mike Wazowski: So help me, so help me. And cut.
  • Narrator: Rated G.

TV Spot #4

  • Narrator: You won't be your eye. America's number-one movie is Monsters, Inc.
  • Mike Wazowski: The camera loves me.
  • Narrator: It's laugh-out-loud funny.
  • Randall Boggs: Where is he?
  • Narrator: Easily one of the best films of the year. Two thumbs up for Monsters, Incorporated. Rated G. Now playing.

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