Mr. Burns Does It Again is the eighth episode of the third season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the sixtieth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Diesel Does It Again.
- Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
- Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
- Mr. Burns (from The Simpsons) as Diesel
- Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Goombas (from Mario) as The Troublesome Trucks
- RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas (cameo)
- Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
- Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
- Lil (from Rugrats) as Bridget Hatt (cameo)
Narrator: "Spike and Bart enjoy their work at the harbor, pulling and pushing goombas with cargo to and from the quay.
But one morning, the TV characters were exhausted. The harbor was busier than ever.
Mayor Adam West promised that another character would be found to help them."
Batt: "Huh! It's about time."
Narrator: "Said Bart."
Spike: "I ache so much I can hardly get my feet to move."
Narrator: "Agreed Spike. They waited for the character to arrive.
It came as a shock when he did."
Mr. Burns: "Good morning."
Narrator: "Squirmed Mr. Burns in his oily voice. The two TV characters had not worked with Mr. Burns for a long time."
Spike: "What are you doing here?"
Narrator: "Gasped Spike."
Mr. Burns: "Your worthy West, ah, Mayor Adam West sent me. I hope you are pleased to see me again. I am to arrange some dreadfully tiresome goombas."
Bart: "Arrange where?"
Narrator: "Said Bart suspiciously."
Mr. Burns: "Where? Why from here to there."
Narrator: "Purred Mr. Burns."
Mr. Burns: "And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?"
Narrator: "With that, Mr. Burns, as if to make himself quite clear, bumped some goombas hard."
Narrator: "Screamed the goombas."
Mr. Burns: "Grrrrh!"
Narrator: "Growled Mr. Burns.
Bart and Spike were horrified. They did not trust Mr. Burns at all. They refuse to work and would not leave their house.
Mayor West was enjoying his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang."
Mayor Adam West: "So there's trouble in the harbor yard? I'll be there right away."
Narrator: "Mr. Burns was working loudly and alone. Cargo lay on the quay. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Mayor West's land.
Bart and Spike were sulking in their house."
Mayor Adam West: "What's all this?"
Narrator: "Demanded Mayor West."
Bart: "Er, we're on strike, sir."
Narrator: "Said Bart nervously."
Narrator: "Added Spike."
Spike: "Beg pardon, sir, but we won't work with Mr. Burns, sir."
Narrator: "Then, in a quiet hurt voice, he added."
Spike: "You said you sent him packing, sir."
Mayor Adam West: "I have to give Mr. Burns a second chance. I am trying to help you by bringing Mr. Burns here. Now you must help me. He was the only character available."
Narrator: "Bart and Spike went sadly back to work.
Next morning, things were no better. Mr. Burns' driver had not set his feet up properly and Mr. Burns started to move. He went bump straight into Bart. Bart had an awful fright."
Mr. Burns: "Wake up there, Bart."
Narrator: "Scowled Mr. Burns."
Mr. Burns: "You have work to do."
Narrator: "He didn't even say he was sorry to Bart.
Later, Mr. Burns bumped the goombas so hard that the loads went everywhere."
Bart: "What will Mayor West say?"
Narrator: "Gasped Bart."
Spike: "He won't like it."
Narrator: "Said Spike."
Mr. Burns: "So who's going to tell him, I wonder?"
Narrator: "Said Mr. Burns."
Mr. Burns: "Two little goody-goody tall-tales like you, I suppose."
Narrator: "Bart and Spike did not want to be tell-tales, so they said nothing.
Mr. Burns, thinking he could get away with his bad behavior, was ruder than ever. Next day, he was arranging goombas with china clay. He banged the goombas hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure.
The silly goombas were sunk.
Soon, Mayor Adam West heard the news.
The goombas were hoisted safely from the sea, but the clay was lost.
Mayor West spoke severely to Captain Hook."
Mayor Adam West: "Things worked much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back.
Now, Spike and Bart, I hope you won't mind having to handle the work by yourselves again."
Bart and Spike: "Oh no, sir. Yes, please, sir."
Narrator: "Replied the TV characters. Whistling cheerfully, they puffed back to work while Mr. Burns sulked slowly away."