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Mr. Conductor's Adventures Of Recess is a fictional series like any other Mr. Conductor's Adventures Series. Featuring George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Each 11-Minute episode will have 1 story. Only Thomas Stories from Seasons 1-7 and the 15 Jack and the Pack episodes may be used. No Stories from Seasons 8-Present Allowed.

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Episode 1: The Break In/The New Kid

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Gets Tricked (The Break In)
  2. Edward Helps Out (The New Kid)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 2: The Experiment/The Great Jungle Gym Standoff

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Rusty and the Boulder [told by Alec Baldwin] (The Experiment)
  2. Duck Takes Charge [told by George Carlin] (The Great Jungle Gym Standoff)

Quotes

  • Mr. Conductor: I hope this standoff works, TJ.
  • TJ: It's got to, Mr. C. They won't take us seriously otherwise.
  • Mr. Conductor: Sounds alot like Duck's first day on the Island of Sodor.
  • Gretchen: You mean even engines take stands for what they believe in?
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes indeed and I think it's time you kids heard the whole story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Duck Takes Charge begins)

After the story...

  • Spinelli: *laughs* An engine named Duck is just too rich!
  • Vince: I don't know, Spinelli. If I were an engine, I'd stay on his good side. Cool story, Mr. C.

Trivia

Episode 3: Jinxed/Officer Mikey

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Come Out, Henry! (Jinxed)
  2. A Big Day For Thomas (Officer Mikey)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 4: First Name Ashley/To Finster with love

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Daisy (First Name Ashley)
  2. Percy's Predicament (To Finster with Love)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 5: King Gus/Big Brother Chad

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Time For Trouble [George Carlin] (King Gus)
  2. Harvey to the Rescue [Alec Baldwin] (Big Brother Chad)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 6: My Fair Gretchen/Speedy, We hardly knew ye

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Toby The Tram Engine (My Fair Gretchen)
  2. Saved From Scrap (Speedy, We hardly knew ye)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 7: I Will Kick No More Forever/The Kid Came Back

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin, I Will Kick No More Forever)
  2. Toby's Discovery (Alec Baldwin, The Kid Came Back)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 8: The Pest/The Legend of Big Kid

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Pop Goes The Diesel (The Pest)
  2. Escape! (The Legend of Big Kid)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 9: The Box/The Trial

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Tenders and Turntables (The Box)
  2. Diesel's Devious Deed (The Trial)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 10: Teacher's Lounge/Randall's Reform

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Oliver's Find (Alec Baldwin, Teacher's Lounge)
  2. Trust Thomas (George Carlin, Randall's Reform)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 11: Rainy Days/The Great Can Drive

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy's Promise (Rainy Days)
  2. Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (The Great Can Drive)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 12: The Voice/Kids in the Mist

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (Alec Baldwin, The Voice)
  2. Tender Engines (George Carlin, Kids in the Mist)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 13: Parents' Night/Swing on Thru to the Other Side

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Mavis (Parents' Night)
  2. The Runaway (Swing on Thru to the Other Side)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the Season One Finale.

Episode 14: The Break-Up/The Hypnotist

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin, The Break-Up)
  2. Old Iron (George Carlin, The Hypnotist)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the Season Two Premiere. 

Episode 15: Mama's Girl/Outcast Ashley

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Mama's Girl)
  2. Bulls Eyes (George Carlin, Outcast Ashley)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 16: The Game/The Lost Ball

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy Proves a Point (The Game)
  2. Train Stops Play (The Lost Ball)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 17: Gus' Last Stand/Operation Field Trip 

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories 

  1. Steamroller (Gus' Last Stand)
  2. You Can't Win (Operation Field Trip)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 18: The Challenge/Wild Child

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. The Tortoise and the Hare (Michael Brandon, The Challenge)
  2. Trouble for Thomas (George Carlin, Wild Child)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 19: The Substitute/Gretchen and the Secret of Yo

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. The Diseasel (The Substitute)
  2. Foolish Freight Cars (Gretchen and the Secret of Yo)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 20: The Girl Was Trouble/Copycat Kid

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin, The Girl Was Trouble)
  2. Thomas Saves the Day (George Carlin, Copycat Kid)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 21: Operation Stuart/Pharaoh Bob

Notes

  • Thomas Stories by Michael Brandon and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Alfie Has Kittens (Michael Brandon, Operation Stuart)
  2. James in a Mess (George Carlin, Pharaoh Bob)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 22: Economics of Recess/Omega Kids

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Home at Last (Economics of Recess)
  2. Thomas Goes Fishing (Omega Kids)

Quotes

  • (Mr. Conductor appears)
  • Mr. Conductor: Hi, T.J. What's the buzz?
  • T.J: You won't believe it, Mr. C. I come back from a week of being sick and the whole school's turned upside down!
  • Mr. Conductor: Upside down? Seemed the right way up to me today.
  • T.J: It's not like that. The kids in the whole school and on the playground are charging stickers for kids to do nearly everything now.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, so things really have changed since you were gone, haven't they?
  • T.J: Tell me about it.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, T.J, you aren't alone. Skarloey just came back from a visit to the works and he found some things changed too. He even met a new engine.
  • T.J: Does this new engine charge the other engines any kind of admission?
  • Mr. Conductor: I wouldn't say that. But this new engine did get himself into some trouble. Well...let me tell you about it. (blows whistle and "Home at Last" begins)

Trivia

Episode 23: Yes, Mikey, Santa Does Shave

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas' Christmas Party
  2. Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 24: The Story of Whomps/Weekend at Muriel's

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

  1. Rock 'N' Roll (George Carlin, The Story of Whomps)
  2. Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck (Alec Baldwin, Weekend at Muriel's)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 25: Bad Hair Day/Dance Lessons

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. A Close Shave for Duck (George Carlin, Bad Hair Day)
  2. Edward's Brass Brand (Michael Brandon, Dance Lessons)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 26: Principal for a Day/The Beauty Contest

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. A Big Day for Thomas (George Carlin, Principal for a Day) (repeat)
  2. Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon, The Beauty Contest)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the first episode to use a Thomas Story from a past episode.
  • This is the Season Two Finale

Episode 27: One Stayed Clean/A Genius Among Us

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Mud, Glorious Mud (Michael Brandon, One Stayed Clean)
  2. A New Friend for Thomas (George Carlin, A Genius Among Us)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the first episode of Season Three.

Episode 28: Dodgeball City/A Career to Remember

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and the Jet Engine (Dodgeball City)
  2. Jack Jumps In (A Career to Remember)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 29: Kindergarten Derby/The Bet

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and Bertie's Great Race (George Carlin, Kindergarten Derby)
  2. James and the Queen of Sodor (Michael Brandon, The Bet)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 30: Space Cadet/Stand Up Randall

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin, Space Cadet)
  2. No Joke for James (George Carlin, Stand Up Randall)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 31: The Shiner/Lord of the Nerds

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Heroes (The Shiner)
  2. Four Little Engines (Lord of the Nerds)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 32: That Stinking Feeling/My Funny Valentines

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Happy Ever After (Alec Baldwin, That Stinking Feeling)
  2. Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (George Carlin, My Funny Valentines)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 33: The Barnaby Boys/Buried Treasure

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. Bad Day at Castle Loch (The Barnaby Boys)
  2. A Visit from Thomas (Buried Treasure)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 34: The Library Kid/Ratings Game

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin, The Library Kid)
  2. On Site with Thomas (Michael Brandon, Ratings Game)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the Season Three finale.

Episode 35: The First Big Picture Show/The Big Prank

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Baldwin, The First Big Picture Show)
  2. Percy and the Signal (George Carlin, The Big Prank)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the first episode of Season Four.

Episode 36: Hustler's Apprentice/The Spy Who Came in from the Playground

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Edward Helps Out (Hustler's Apprentice)
  2. Special Attraction (The Spy Who Came in from the Playground)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 37: Gus' Fortune/Rumor Mill

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

  1. Gordon Takes a Dip (George Carlin, Gus' Fortune)
  2. Thomas and the Rumors (Alec Baldwin, Rumor Mill)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 38: Recess is Cancelled/Tattletale Heart

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Toby and the Windmill (Michael Brandon, Recess is Cancelled)
  2. Diesel Does it Again (George Carlin, Tattletale Heart)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 39: The Madness of King Bob/Call Me Guy

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. You Can't Win! (The Madness of King Bob) (repeat)
  2. Oliver Owns Up (Call Me Guy)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 40: Prickly is Leaving/Randall's Friends

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Bowled Out (Prickly is Leaving)
  2. Diesel's Devious Deed (Randall's Friends) (repeat)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 41: The Biggest Trouble Ever/The Rules

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carliln

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Meets the Queen (The Biggest Trouble Ever)
  2. Thomas Breaks the Rules (The Rules)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 42: Gus and Misdemeanors/A Science Fair to Remember

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Jack Owns Up (Michael Brandon, Gus and Misdemeanors)
  2. Trust Thomas (George Carlin, A Science Fair to Remember) (repeat)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 43: Mikey's Pants/Here Comes Mr. Perfect

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. James Learns a Lesson (George Carlin, Mikey's Pants)
  2. The Spotless Record (Michael Brandon, Here Comes Mr. Perfect)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 44: Good Luck Charm/Diggers Split Up

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

  1. A Proud Day for James (George Carlin, Good Luck Charm) 
  2. Twin Trouble (Alec Baldwin, Diggers Split Up)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 45: SchoolWorld/Bachelor Gus

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories

  1. Bill, Ben and Fergus (SchoolWorld)
  2. Thomas and the Search for Fergus (Bachelor Gus)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 46: The Dude/Partners in Crime

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories

  1. Gordon and the Famous Visitor (George Carlin, The Dude) (repeat)
  2. Middle Engine (Alec Baldwin, Partners in Crime) (repeat)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 47: The Candidates/This Brain for Hire 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon, The Candidates) 
  2. Mind That Bike (George Carlin, This Brain for Hire) 

Quotes

Trivia 

Episode 48: Spinelli's Masterpiece/Nobody Doesn't Like T.J. 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Put Upon Percy (Alec Baldwin, Spinelli's Masterpiece) 
  2. Passengers and Polish (George Carlin, Nobody Doesn't Like T.J.) 

Quotes 

  • Mr. Conductor: You know, T.J, just because Gordy doesn't like you, doesn't mean you have to make him like you. And sometimes, what you want doesn't always come to you. Duncan was the same way you were just the other day on the Island of Sodor when Nancy didn't have time to polish him. 
  • T.J: Was there some other engine that didn't like him? 
  • Mr. Conductor: No, it wasn't another engine that didn't like him, but he hasn't been getting his work finished. Come on, I'll tell you what happened. (blows whistle and "Passengers and Polish" begins)

Trivia 

Episode 49: A Great State Fair/The A.V Kid 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Harold and the Flying Horse (Michael Brandon, A Great State Fair) 
  2. Donald and Douglas (George Carlin, The A.V Kid)  

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 50: Yope from Norway/Bonky Fever

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. The Deputation (Yope from Norway) 
  2. Donald's Duck (Bonky Fever) 

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 51: Don't Ask Me/The Secret Life of Grotke 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin

Thomas Stories 

  1. On Site with Thomas (Michael Brandon, Don't Ask Me) (repeat)
  2. The Diseasel (George Carlin, The Secret Life of Grotke) (repeat)

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 52: The Fuss Over Finster/Soccer Boy

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Percy Helps Out (The Fuss Over Finster) 
  2. Thomas and the Moles (Soccer Boy) 

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 53: Fort Tender/Germ Warfare 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon

Thomas Stories 

  1. A Cow on the Line (George Carlin, Fort Tender)
  2. The Old Bridge (Michael Brandon, Germ Warfare) 

Quotes 

  • (Mr. Conductor appears) 
  • Mr. Conductor: Hi, kids. Are you all alright? 
  • T.J: Not really, Mr. Conductor. Lawson and his crew are still in Fort Tender! 
  • Gretchen: And after all that hard work put into it! 
  • Spinelli: Not to mention everything we tried! 
  • Gus: I just wish something would draw them away! 
  • Mr. Conductor: And then Lawson and his crew will finally flee the fort. It's like the time when Gordon and Henry were embarrassed because they believed in all their bragging about themselves. But I suppose no one wants to hear about that. 
  • Mikey: Oh, but I do, Mr. Conductor! 
  • Vince: What did they have to be embarrassed about, Mr. Conductor? 
  • T.J: Fill us in, Mr. C! 
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, then, what are we waiting for? (blows whistle and "A Cow on the Line" begins) 

Trivia 

Episode 54: More Like Gretchen/Prince Randall 

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin

Thomas Stories 

  1. Tender Engines (George Carlin, More Like Gretchen) (repeat)
  2. Salty's Secret (Alec Baldwin, Prince Randall) 

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 55: Me No Know/Good Ole T.J.

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Trusty Rusty (Michael Brandon, Me No Know) 
  2. All at Sea (George Carlin, Good Ole T.J.) 

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 56: Chez Vince/Tucked in Mikey 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and Alec Baldwin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. The Refreshment Lady's Stand (Michael Brandon, Chez Vince) 
  2. A Better View for Gordon (Alec Baldwin, Tucked in Mikey) (repeat) 

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 57: Old Folks Home/Some Friend

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Granpuff (Old Folks Home) 
  2. Double Trouble [S2] (Some Friend)

Quotes 

Trivia 

  • This is the Season 4 Finale. 

Episode 58: The Coolest Heatwave Ever/No Strings Attached 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and Alec Baldwin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Something Fishy (Michael Brandon, The Coolest Heatwave Ever) 
  2. Baa! (Alec Baldwin, No Strings Attached) 

Quotes 

Trivia

  • This is the first episode of Season 5. 

Episode 59: Beyond a Reasonable Scout/The C Note 

Notes 

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin 

Thomas Stories 

  1. Foolish Freight Cars (Beyond a Reasonable Scout) (repeat) 
  2. Thomas and the Conductor (The C Note) 

Quotes 

Trivia 

Episode 60: (COMING SOON)

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