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Based on the Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movies & all the Mr. Conductor's Adventures series, Mr. Conductor Meets The Simpsons is a series featuring 3 Mr. Conductors Ringo Starr, George Carlin and Michael Angelis . Each episode will have 2 Thomas Stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Seasons 8-present allowed. The Thomas stories can be used more than once, but not all the time. And swear words will be censored with the sound effect, bleep.



Episode 1: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Gets Tricked
  2. Thomas' Christmas Party

Quotes

  • Homer: (gasps and screams) Oh! It's true! The jar is empty! Oh no! We're ruined. Christmas is cancelled. No presents for anyone!
  • Mr. Conductor: One thing about Christmastime is you'll never know what will happen. But it turned out to be a good Christmas for Thomas and his friends on the Island of Sodor. Maybe I should tell you about it.
  • (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)

Trivia

Episode 2: Bart the Genius

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. A Big Day For Thomas (Ringo Starr)
  2. Cranky Bugs (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 3: Homer's Odyssey

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Duncan Gets Spooked
  2. The World's Strongest Engine

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 4: There's No Disgrace Like Home

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Bertie's Chase (told by Ringo Starr)
  2. Gordon & The Famous Visitor (told by George Carlin)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 5: Bart the General

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  • Pop Goes The Diesel (told by Ringo Starr
  • Diesel Does It Again (told by George Carlin)

Quotes

  • Bart: I had a run in with a bully.
  • Marge: A bully?!
  • Homer: Come on, Marge! I don't bother you when you're helping Lisa!
  • Mr. Conductor (George Carlin): Sometimes bullies are very hard to handle alone. Reminds me of the time when Percy and Duck had a run-in with a bully named Diesel. Let me tell you about it.
  • (GC Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Diesel Does It Again begins)

Trivia

Episode 6: Moaning Lisa

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Henry's Special Coal
  2. The Flying Kipper

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 7: The Call Of The Simpsons

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  • Percy's Ghostly Trick
  • Woolly Bear

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 8: The Telltale Head

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Something In The Air
  2. A Bad Day For Harold

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 9: Life on the Fast Lane

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Come Out, Henry!
  2. Henry To The Rescue

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 10: Homer's Night Out

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Fish (George Carlin)
  2. Busy Going Backwards (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

  • Homer: My night's going to great, Mr. C!
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): I hope your night is better than the night Duck had an incident with Fish while helping Henry.
  • Homer: What night are you talking about?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, let me tell you about it.
  • (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Fish begins)

Trivia

Episode 11: The Crepes of Wrath

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  • Trouble For Thomas (Ringo Starr)
  • A Big Surprise For Percy (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 12: Krusty Gets Busted

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  • James Learns a Lesson
  • Foolish Freight Cars

Quotes

  • Krusty Doll: I didn't do it.
  • Bart: Oh, I wish I could believe you.
  • Mr. Conductor: Hi Bart. Why so glum?
  • Bart: Oh, my idol Krusty the Clown got in jail for something he wouldn't do.
  • Mr. Conductor: Hmm...I think I understand what you mean.
  • Bart: You do?
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, I remember when James the Red Engine first came to the Island of Sodor, and he behaved very badly. Why don't I tell you about it?
  • Bart: Well...okay.
  • Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins)

Trivia

Episode 13: Some Enchanted Evening

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin)
  2. Stepney Gets Lost (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the final episode from Season 1 of "Mr. Conductor Meets the Simpsons." Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr, George Carlin and Michael Angelis) will return again in Season 2.

Episode 14: Bart Gets An F

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  • Thomas and the Conductor
  • Terence the Tractor

Quotes

  • Mr. Conductor: My, that's a lot of snow! It's up to my head!
  • Lisa: Do they have snow on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes they do, Lisa. Have I ever told you about Thomas' friend Terence?
  • Lisa: I don't think so.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well then, I'll tell you about when Thomas met Terence. (He blows his whistle and the story, Terence the Tractor begins)

Trivia

  • This episode marks the return of Ringo Starr as Mr. Conductor. Michael Angelis as Mr. Conductor will appear again in Episode 15: Simpson and Delilah and George Carlin as Mr. Conductor will appear in Episode 16: Treehouse of Horror.

Episode 15: Simpson and Delilah

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Middle Engine
  2. Twin Trouble

Quotes

Trivia

  • This marks the return of Michael Angelis as Mr. Conductor 3.
  • Lara Laramie, Miki, Temacu (from Pokemon) and The Thug Dolls (from Winnie The Pooh) appear in this episode.

Episode 16: Treehouse of Horror

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Angelis

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and The Dragon (George Carlin)
  2. Scaredy Engines (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

Trivia:

Episode 17: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Goes Fishing (Ringo Starr)
  2. A Scarf For Percy (George Carlin)

Quotes

  • Mr. Conductor: Something smells fishy here...and it isn't the three-eyed fish.
  • Marge: Is it the election?
  • Mr. Conductor: An election?
  • Marge: Mr. Burns is running for mayor against Mary Bailey.
  • Lisa: What side are you on, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: I haven't decided yet. But you know what that fish reminds me of? It reminds me of the time Thomas wanted to go fishing.
  • Lisa: It's highly illogical for steam engines to fish, Mr. Conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas soon found that out. Let me tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Goes Fishing begins)

Trivia

Episode 18: Dancin' Homer

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Train Stops Play (George Carlin)
  2. Faulty Whistles (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 19: Dead Putting Society

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Buffer Bother (Michael Angelis)
  2. One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 20: Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
  2. A Bad Day For Sir Handel

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 21: Bart The Daredevil

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy Proves A Point
  2. The Runaway

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 22: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Rusty Helps Peter Sam
  2. Special Funnel

Quotes

  • Mr. Conductor: That Itchy is about as bad as the Troublesome Freight Cars. Have I told you about the time when Peter Sam was working with Rusty at the quarry?
  • Marge: Not that I know of.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well then, I'll tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty Helps Peter Sam begins)

After the story...


  • Marge: I feel sorry for Peter Sam. I hope he'll feel better.
  • Mr. Conductor: Now remember Marge, most stories do have a happy ending. But this one will have to wait till later.
  • Homer: Where you going?
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm going to Leaky Park, to fix a few leaks. Get it? Leaky Park? Leaks?
  • Marge: (giggles)
  • Mr. Conductor: I promise to tell you the rest of the story when I see you all again. Goodbye.

Trivia

Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Comes To Breakfast
  2. Daisy

Quotes

  • Mr. Conductor: The accident Bart had reminds me of an accident Thomas had on the Island of Sodor. He crashed into the stationmaster's house. Perhaps I should tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Comes To Breakfast begins)

Trivia

Episode 24: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Granpuff
  2. Sleeping Beauty

Quotes

Quote 1


  • Homer: Oh, I can't believe it. I have a whole day left to live! (cries)
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, since it is your last day Homer, I'll tell you one more Thomas story. Have I told you about Duke the lost engine?
  • Homer: No. What happened to Duke?
  • Mr. Conductor: Just listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Granpuff begins) Once upon a time, there were three little engines who lived in their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Duke, Stuart and Falcon.

Quote 2


  • Mr. Conductor: Winter torrents washed soils from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a shed was there, let alone a little engine asleep inside.
  • (Back at the Simpson house)
  • Homer: That wasn't a happy ending at all.
  • Marge: Homer's right, Mr. Conductor. Will there be a happy ending?
  • Mr. Conductor: There will be one, but unfortunately it'll have to wait until later. Oh, and Homer, if I don't see you tomorrow... (sniff) Goodbye. (He cries as he disappears.)

Quote 3


  • Mr. Conductor: Were you looking for something, old friend?
  • Homer (whispering): Mr. Conductor, what are you doing here?
  • Mr. Conductor: I was just sitting here, waiting for...well...tomorrow. I'm sorry, I just can't stand it when a close friend dies.
  • Homer: Well, since I'm here, can you tell me the rest of the Duke story, please?
  • Mr. Conductor: I suppose so. But I have to remind you of the story so far. (He blows his whistle and the story, Sleeping Beauty begins) Duke was old and lived with two young engines called Stuart and Falcon. They teased Duke and called him "Granpuff," but they were happy together.

Quote 4


  • Mr. Conductor: But Duke's old eyes twinkled, and for the first time in years he smiled as he dozed in the sun.
  • (Back at the Simpson house)
  • Mr. Conductor: And that, my friend, is the whole story.
  • (Mr. Conductor hears Homer crying)
  • Mr. Conductor: Homer, are you okay? Didn't you like my story.
  • Homer: I loved it. I'm just sad that I won't be able to hear any more of your wonderful stories. (sniff)
  • Mr. Conductor: I know. But hopefully the doctor will be wrong and you'll still be alive tomorrow.
  • Homer: Well, in case I don't...I guess this is goodbye.
  • Mr. Conductor: Goodbye Homer. (He disappears)

Trivia

  • In the Thomas stories, the scenes where the engines were at Tidmouth were cut only to focus on the Duke story. This was also done so that it would appear as Mr. Conductor would be telling the story instead of Thomas.

Episode 25: The Way We Was

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Oliver Owns Up
  2. Rusty To The Rescue

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 26: Homer vs. Lisa And The 8th Commandment

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Diesel's Devious Deed
  2. A Close Shave For Duck

Quotes

  • Lisa: Dad, I'm worried for you.
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm worried for you too, Homer. Stealing cable is just as bad as...as...telling lies about someone else.
  • Lisa: What do you mean, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when I told you about when Diesel came to help Duck? He was very angry with Duck and started telling lies about him. Well...let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)

Trivia

  • When Mr. Conductor refers to when Diesel helped Duck, he was referring back to Episode 5 (Bart the General) when he told Homer, Marge and Bart the story, "Pop Goes The Diesel." However, Lisa wasn't there with them when he told that story.

Episode 27: Principal Charming

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis and Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Michael Angelis)
  2. Wrong Road (Ringo Starr)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 28: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Michael Angelis and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Michael Angelis)
  2. Four Little Engines (George Carlin)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 29: Bart's Dog Gets an F

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Saved From Scrap (Ringo Starr)
  2. Gordon & The Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 30: Old Money

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. A New Friend For Thomas
  2. Old Iron

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 31: Brush with Greatness

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy Takes The Plunge
  2. Thomas Meets The Queen

Quotes

Trivia

  • When Mr. Conductor sees Marge's painting of Ringo Starr, he mentions how familiar looking Ringo seems to him.
  • This is the only time that George Carlin narrates a 2nd season Thomas Episode

Episode 32: Lisa's Substitute

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Duck Takes Charge (Ringo Starr)
  2. Henry's Forest (George Carlin)

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 33: The War of the Simpsons

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Edward, Trevor & The Really Useful Party
  2. Percy's Promise

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 34: Three Men and a Comic Book

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr.

Thomas Storie

  1. Edward's Exploit
  2. Double Trouble

Quotes

Trivia

Episode 35: Blood Feud

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Ringo Starr.

Thomas Stories

  1. Trust Thomas (George Carlin)
  2. Thomas Saves The Day (Ringo Starr)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This episode is the Season 2 finale.

Episode 36: Stark Raving Dad

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Ringo Starr and Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy's Predicament (Ringo Starr)
  2. Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

Trivia

  • This is the first episode of Season 3.

Episode 37: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Michael Angelis.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas & The Special Letter (George Carlin)
  2. Bill, Ben & Fergus (Michael Angelis)

Quotes

  • Mr. Conductor: You know, Lisa. Your opinions on Bob Arnold can really remind me of Bill and Ben's opinion on Fergus the Traction Engine when he first came to the Island of Sodor.
  • Lisa: Who's Fergus? Is he another corrupt bureaucrat out for corruption?
  • Mr. Conductor: Not exactly. Let me tell you about him. (Blows whistle and the story, Bill, Ben & Fergus begins)

Trivia

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