Mr. Conductors Challenges and Contests is a Netflix Crossover video starring all of the Smile of A Child casts.


  • We join The Conductors, Team Doki, The Students of Monster and Ever After High, The Catholic Vegetables, The Space Penguins and The Conrad Twins, The House of Mouse Gang, The Kids of Lake Hoohaw, The Wild Kratts Team, The Time Warp Trio, Gina D, Charlie Church Mouse, Ruff Ruffman, The Seven Little Monsters, Colby The Computer, and Dooley and M.A.R.T.I.E., as they go through all six challenges. Among the cast are characters from Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Teen Hearts, Cardcaptors, Tiny Toon Adventures, Scooby-Doo, Marilyn, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, Power Crystal Girls, The Emperor's New School, Phineas and Ferb, Accidentally Adventures, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Megaman NT Warrior, Jackie Chan Adventures, Phantom Investigators, Static Shock, Tetris Attack, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Men In Black: The Series, Batman Beyond, Timon and Pumbaa, The Adventures of Puss In Boots, Captain N: The Game Master, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Future Worm!, Rumor Has It, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Tom and Jerry Tales, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Glitter Force, Ozzy and Drix, Friends Forever, The Dork Diaries, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, The 7D, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Pickle and Peanut, Fangbone!, The Adventures of Julie Kane, Sonic X, Fluffy Gardens, TMNT 2003, Mermaids On The Go, The Goldfish Diaries, Star Fox, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, The Red Ribbon, Turbo FAST, Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh, Starlight, Natasha, Amanda and Henry, The Powerpuff Girls, Dragons, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show, Dawn of The Croods, Annie The Smart Female Genius, Huckapoo, All Hail King Julien, Jeff and Taylor, Donkey Kong Country, WarioWare, Tron: Uprising, Future Card Buddyfight, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys, SWAT Kats, The Pirates of Dark Water, X-Men: Evolution, Street Fighter Alpha: The Series, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed.


  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Monster High
  4. Ever After High
  5. VeggieTales
  6. 3-2-1 Penguins!
  7. House of Mouse
  8. PB&J Otter
  9. Wild Kratts
  10. Time Warp Trio
  11. Gina D's Kids Club
  12. The Charlie Church Mouse Show
  13. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
  14. Seven Little Monsters
  15. Colby's Clubhouse
  16. The Dooley and Pals Show
  17. Pokemon
  18. Mucha Lucha
  19. Hoop-a-Joop
  20. Teen Hearts
  21. Cardcaptors
  22. Tiny Toon Adventures
  23. Scooby-Doo
  24. Marilyn
  25. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  26. The Replacements
  27. Power Crystal Girls
  28. The Emperor's New School
  29. Phineas and Ferb
  30. Accidentally Adventures
  31. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  32. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  33. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  34. Megaman NT Warrior
  35. Jackie Chan Adventures
  36. Phantom Investigators
  37. Static Shock
  38. Tetris Attack
  39. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  40. Jumanji
  41. Men In Black: The Series
  42. Batman Beyond
  43. Timon and Pumbaa
  44. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  45. Captain N: The Game Master
  46. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  47. Future Worm!
  48. Rumor Has It
  49. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  50. Tom and Jerry Tales
  51. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  52. Glitter Force
  53. Ozzy and Drix
  54. Friends Forever
  55. The Dork Diaries
  56. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  57. Gravity Falls
  58. Wander Over Yonder
  59. The 7D
  60. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  61. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  62. Pickle and Peanut
  63. Fangbone!
  64. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  65. Sonic X
  66. Fluffy Gardens
  67. TMNT 2003
  68. Mermaids On The Go
  69. The Goldfish Diaries
  70. Star Fox
  71. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  72. The Red Ribbon
  73. Turbo FAST
  74. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  75. Starlight
  76. Natasha, Amanda and Henry
  77. The Powerpuff Girls
  78. Dragons
  79. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  80. Dawn of The Croods
  81. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  82. Huckapoo
  83. All Hail King Julien
  84. Jeff and Taylor
  85. Donkey Kong Country
  86. WarioWare
  87. Tron: Uprising
  88. Future Card Buddyfight
  89. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  90. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  91. SWAT Kats
  92. The Pirates of Dark Water
  93. X-Men: Evolution
  94. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  95. Xiaolin Showdown
  96. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories (based on previous Thomas Classics DVDs)

  1. Trouble For Thomas
  2. A Close Shave For Duck
  3. Middle Engine
  4. Something In The Air
  5. The Old Bridge
  6. Trusty Rusty


  1. Thomas' Anthem (the opening act)
  2. Surfing USA by The Chipmunks (during Ash, Scott, Terry and Virgil's surfing act)
  3. The Green Hornet Theme Song (during Mitchie and The Black Long-Stocking Trio's honeybee work)
  4. Hot by Smash Mouth (during Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter's full race)
  5. Born This Way by Lady Gaga (covered by Nikki Yanagisawa)
  6. William Tell Overture (during Mindy, Kazane, Lorelei and Jordan's paintwork frenzy)
  7. The Ketchup Song by the Kidz Bop Kids (during a chase focusing on Piglet, Brad and Timon and Pumbaa)
  8. Troublesome Trucks (the end theme)


  • This marks the first appearances of Gina D and Charlie Church Mouse.
  • Kimiko wears her Judging Omi outfit.
  • The 3-2-1 Penguins cast make their first ever appearances.
  • Two time lapses are used.
  • This video takes place at the Cartoon Academy.


  • (We open this video with the 1998 Lyrick Studios logo)
  • (We are then followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with Thomas' Anthem)
  • Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
  • Boy: And don't forget Percy!
  • Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
  • (We then find the gang at the Cartoon Academy)
  • Doki: Here we are.
  • Bob: The Bible says that we're in the Cartoon Academy.
  • Mickey: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Totally!
  • Raimundo: Me and Draculaura have been a childhood pair.
  • Mel: Lori and Anna are always with me.
  • Meilin: They do.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for Chris and the others.
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it is.
  • Mindy: So, Ashy-Boo, we'd say it's a contest to participate.
  • Kazane: You'll be surfing along.
  • Ash: Uh...
  • Lorelei: I'd say me and Jordan will join you two.
  • Jordan: It's very simple and we mean it.
  • Rabbit: Oh dear.
  • Donkey Kong: Now, we're in luck.
  • Ash: I guess I'll surf with Scott, Terry and Virgil.
  • Mary: Good idea!
  • Rikochet: I'll join Buster, Alex and Peter in a quadruple dash race.
  • Flea: And look, The Flea has company!
  • (Chris and the others arrive)
  • Chris and the others: Hi, guys!
  • Bumpty: We've been expecting you.
  • Raphael: Do you have any challenges?
  • Ruff: Surely, Raphael. Our first challenge will have Ash, Scott, Terry and Virgil surf the waves.
  • Ash: Yes!
  • Scott: Boo-Ya!
  • Terry: That's amazing!
  • Virgil: I'll show my sis and my pops how I can do everything.
  • Ruff: You will meet Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls at the beach.
  • Ash: (blushing dreamily) Ah, Rebecca. She's my beloved princess ever!
  • Gina: In our second challenge Mitchie and her Long-Stocking friends will be as busy as bees.
  • Mitchie: Did you hear that? We're all going to work for honey!
  • Amethyst, Charleigh and Madeline: Indeed.
  • Archibald: Our third challenge has Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter race against their foes.
  • Rikochet: Tibor The Terrible, Montana Max, Imhotep and Van Pelt.
  • Buster: This is one race that we're about to win right now.
  • Alex: Great.
  • Peter: We'll show Uncle Jonathan and Aunt Nora how we can ride.
  • Charlie: Challenge 4 will have Nikki, Susie, April and Allie go to the stage.
  • Nikki: It's where I'm hoping to sing Born This Way by Lady Gaga.
  • Susie, April and Allie: Got it.
  • Colby: Challenge 5 will show Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan on how to paint a mural masterpiece.
  • Mindy: Alright, it's between you and us.
  • Lorelei: We're ready.
  • Kazane: And all set for action.
  • Jordan: Good.
  • Dooley: And finally, Piglet, Brad, and Timon and Pumbaa will hunt for monsters.
  • Piglet: M-Monsters?!
  • Brad: I can handle those Dill Weeds with scratched arms and legs with a busted body.
  • Timon: Don't mention it.
  • Pumbaa: We're sure to be brave.
  • Zidgel: Now that these challenges are done, off you guys go!
  • (Ash and the others leave the Cartoon Academy, just as Lt. Felina Feral arrives)
  • Felina: Hey, everyone, what's up?
  • Razor: Lt. Feral! We've wanted to join the fun by watching the contests on Television.
  • T-Bone: Is that a deal?
  • Felina: Absolutely, SWAT Kats.
  • Helen: Woo! I've been havin' a good time ta feel with.
  • Sarah: Exactly, mon ami. It is ze best way to make amends between each other.
  • (The scene transits to Ash, Scott, Terry and Virgil at the beach)
  • Ash: Ah, the sweet scent of the air.
  • Scott: And there's nothing we can do about.
  • Terry: Sure thing.
  • Virgil: Look who's here to see us?
  • (Rebecca and The Hex Girls appear, wearing swimsuits complete with opaque tan pantyhose)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Ash: (heart eyed) Hi, Rebecca, hi, Hex Girls!
  • Scott: Nice nylons.
  • Rebecca: Indeed, Scott. We wear them for protection.
  • Thorn: Sort of like armors for example.
  • Dusk: We're all telling you to give a good luck to surfing.
  • Luna: Isn't that nice?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We sure will.
  • Ash: It's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Scott: Good to see you guys!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thanks. We're hoping to watch the surfing contest.
  • Terry: That's amazing!
  • Virgil: Did you know about Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Virgil. He had quite a problem with some mischievous freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
  • Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
  • Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, i'll push coaches in the yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: That would be nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
  • Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
  • Thomas: Come on come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
  • Thomas: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
  • Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
  • Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Freight Cars: No, no, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
  • Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
  • Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
  • Thomas: I must stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
  • Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
  • (Trouble For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, always be careful with cars.
  • Ash: That's true.
  • Scott: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ash: Well, boys, let's get surfing!
  • Scott, Terry and Virgil: Right you are!
  • (As we show a montage of Ash, Scott, Terry and Virgil surfing, The Chipmunks sing Surfing USA)
  • The Chipmunks: If everybody had an ocean Across the U. S. A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U. S. A. You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar Ventura County line Santa Cruz and Trestle Australia's Narrabeen All over Manhattan And down Doheny Way Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S.A. We'll all be planning that route We're gonna take real soon We're waxing down our surfboards We can't wait for June We'll all be gone for the summer We're on surfari to stay Tell the teacher we're surfin' Surfin' U. S. A. Haggerties and Swamies Pacific Palisades San Onofre and Sunset Redondo Beach L. A. All over La Jolla At Wa'imea Bay. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A.
  • (Surfing USA ends, as Ash, Scott, Terry and Virgil finish surfing and high five each other)
  • (The scene transits to The Long-Stocking Ladies at the beautiful backyard)
  • Mitchie: The scent of the flowers make us sweet.
  • Amethyst: We're excited to become bees for a day.
  • (The Pesky Family fly in)
  • The Pesky Family: Greetings, Long-Stocking Ladies.
  • Charleigh: It's good to see you guys here.
  • Madeline: We've been expecting work.
  • Maggie: Take a closer look at the beehives.
  • (Mitchie and her friends look closer to the beehive and see lots of bees working inside)
  • Mitchie: Wow!
  • Amethyst: Impressive!
  • Pupert: All bees can cause harm to humans and they sting them on the nose.
  • Aldrin: Here are some beekeeper suits for you girls to wear.
  • (Mitchie and her friends put their beekeeper suits on)
  • Charleigh: Cool, we're all set to work!
  • Madeline: Let's get things started, shall we?
  • (At the classroom, Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini see the bees on Television and freak out)
  • (The screams cause both Courage and Sleepy to wake up in an instant startle)
  • Courage: What was that?! What was that?!
  • Sleepy: Who could have woken us up with such loud screams?!
  • Shaggy: Like, is something the matter?
  • (He turns around and gasps upon seeing the bees on television)
  • Shaggy: Zoinks!
  • Jeff: Holy Man!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Misty: It's the scary bees!
  • Mel: They're very disgusting!
  • Lily: And gross, too!
  • Brianna: They also want our noses to be turned red!
  • Panini: Somebody get rid of them right now!
  • Dribble: Did you say get rid of the bees?!
  • Spitz: You've gotta be kidding!
  • Jade: We know about friendships between humans and bugs.
  • Buena Girl: And in fact, it's far too dangerous for a cowardly girl like you five to be scared of.
  • (Lexi pushes Jade and Buena Girl out of the way)
  • Lexi: (angrily) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini growl with fury)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: Here we go again.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: Yeah!
  • Flick: (enviously) Oh, cheese and quackers!
  • Munchy: I don't like the situation of this.
  • (Back with Mitchie and her friends, they have changed to their bee costumes)
  • Mitchie: Look at our bee costumes.
  • Amethyst: Our black pantyhose match our hair.
  • Charleigh: And so do our flats.
  • Madeline: So, how many seconds do we have?
  • Bella: Ooh.
  • Frieda: You have 100 seconds to assemble to honey comb and fill them with nectar and pollen.
  • Chauncey: Prepare yourselves!
  • Mitchie: Shall we speed our feet up?
  • Amethyst, Charleigh and Madeline: You said it!
  • (They speed their feet up to 3600)
  • Mitchie, Amethyst, Charleigh and Madeline: Gentlemen, start your engines!
  • (They begin to assemble the honey comb in time lapse, as we hear the Green Hornet theme song)
  • (After completing the comb, they go to different flowers and pick the nectar and pollen up)
  • (Then, they fill the comb with them)
  • (The Green Hornet theme song ends as Mitchie and her friends finish at last)
  • Mitchie: There, all built.
  • Amethyst: And all filled in, too.
  • Charleigh: We're the fastest girls on earth!
  • Madeline: And boys are too slow.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, ladies.
  • Mitchie: Why thank you, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Amethyst: We've been a fast moving quartet.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it's easy to assemble the honey comb at a record time.
  • Charleigh: Oh, we love that!
  • Madeline: Did you know about Duck the Great Western Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Madeline. He had a really close shave. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Close Shave For Duck starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck the Great Western Engine puffed sadly to Edward's station.
  • Duck: It's not fair.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He complained.
  • Duck: Diesel has been telling lies about me and made Sir Topham Hatt and all the engines think I'm horrid.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward smiled.
  • Edward: I know you weren't, and so does Sir Topham Hatt. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck felt happier with Edward, and set to work at once. The cars were silly, heavy and noisy. The two engines have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Duck: Goodbye!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Duck, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Duck love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Duck: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
  • Freight Cars: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Roared the cars.
  • Freight Cars: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled.
  • Duck's Driver: Hurry, Duck, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver. They raced through Edward's station, but the cars were catching up.
  • Duck's Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver was gaining control.
  • Duck's Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Duck's Driver: It's up to you now, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the driver. Duck put every ounce of wait and steam against the cars.
  • Duck: It's too late!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly cars were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the cars didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Duck.
  • Duck: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Barber: No I won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he lathered Duck's face all other. Poor Duck! Thomas was helping to pull the cars away when Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed the barber.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I appreciate your feelings.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Barber: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: Oh! Excuse me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He filled the basin of water to wash Duck's face.
  • Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave engine.
  • Duck: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm proud of you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Duck.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Duck: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Of course.
  • Duck: But, sir, they don't like me. They like Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not now. I never believed Diesel, so I sent him packing. The engines were sorry and want you back.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western Engine.
  • (A Close Shave For Duck ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Duck got into an accident with the barber.
  • Mitchie: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Amethyst: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (The scene transits to Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter at the race track)
  • Rikochet: Wow!
  • Buster: We're in Indianapolis!
  • Alex: Look at all the cars go!
  • Peter: And look, there's The Teen Angels!
  • (Brenda, Dee Dee and Taffy arrive)
  • Brenda, Dee Dee and Taffy: What's up, boys?
  • Rikochet: We're looking for our foes.
  • Buster: Do you know where they are?
  • Tibor: We're right here!
  • (The gang turn back to see Tibor, Max, Imhotep and Van Pelt)
  • Max: We can turn the tables on you.
  • Imhotep: Leave it to us!
  • Van Pelt: Victory will be within reach.
  • Rikochet: You're on!
  • (Back at the classroom, Brock sees The Teen Angels on television and blushes)
  • Brock: (dreamily) Ah, Brenda, Dee Dee and Taffy. I love them.
  • (Zuzu pulls Brock aside by grabbing him by the ear)
  • Brock: Yow! Not the ear!
  • Zuzu: Humph! It's more like a nightmare to you!
  • Kaiba: Gee, that Zuzu is getting me on my nerves.
  • Mai: What a coincidence.
  • (Back at Indianapolis, the race is about to begin)
  • Announcer Bunny: On your marks, get set...
  • (The traffic lights go green)
  • Announcer Bunny: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As we show Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter's race with their foes, Hot plays)
  • Smash Mouth: Hey, so you wanna play? You'll see my game's on fire But we don't play the same game You'll see I'm crazy for speed And neutral means nothing to me So if that's your desire We'll get along famously But one thing: I like to lead I light 'em up before the motor starts I go so fast that I could never stop Look under the hood but you don't know what I got I'm a moving violation baby, hot hot hot hot Highway, that's my scene I may look like a blur when you see me And I'm flirting with disaster, I'm the master of G's Gonna pass ya, gonna pass ya, blast some dust your way Well you got skills and something to prove But you're in my way so you better move One foot on the pedal but never on the brake So don't give me a reason, I got a license to race.
  • (Hot ends)
  • Rikochet: Yeah, we did it!
  • Buster: We're the winners!
  • Alex: Evy and Rick will hear how well we raced.
  • Peter: Better luck next time, losers!
  • Tibor: What?!
  • Max: Impossible!
  • Imhotep: I'm so going to knock Colin Weasler away if it's the last time I'll regret this!
  • Van Pelt: You tell that!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Way to go, boys!
  • Rikochet: Why thanks a lot, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Buster: It's been many years since our first race.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And this means we're all in good order.
  • Alex: I see to it.
  • Peter: Did you know about Percy and James?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Peter. They both got into trouble with Arry and Bert. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Middle Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt's engines love their work. Gordon likes pulling the express, Thomas likes his branch line and Percy likes taking the mail. But none of them likes being a middle engine. It's no fun being stuck in a middle. One morning, Percy was cheerfully collecting coal cars in the smelter's yards, where 'Arry and Bert worked. They like to play tricks on steam engines. Percy didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
  • Percy: Oh, Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy crossly.
  • 'Arry: Little green piggy in the middle!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: 'Arry teased. Percy's driver was cross. With coal cars in front and coal cars behind, Percy had to go slower. James was in the yards when Percy was steamed slowly by.
  • James: Ha, ha! It's Pokey Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James laughed.
  • Percy: You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant. One by one, he shunted the coal cars onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Percy was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble. Henry arrived to pick up coal. He bumped into the coal cars and the coal cars bumped into Percy. Percy was pushed onto the loading ramp.
  • Percy: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. Percy was hoist it up, tipped over and brought back down again. After Percy was load back down to the ground, the manager was very cross.
  • Manager: You have caused confusion and delay!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Manager: I'll have to report this to Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm very disappointed you, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You know it's against the rules to go on to the tipper's loading ramp.
  • Percy: Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said sadly.
  • Percy: But it wasn't my fault. It's because those diesels made me a middle engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Never the less, you will shunt freight cars in the yard until I can get to the bottom of this.
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James, thinking that he can hear.
  • James: I can handle those diesels with bent buffers and a busted boiler!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then you will do Percy's run in the smelter.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James. The next day, James arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by 'Arry and Bert.
  • 'Arry: Hello, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oosed 'Arry.
  • 'Arry: Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?
  • James: Just get my freight cars ready and stay out of my way.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James importantly.
  • Bert: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bert chimed gricely. James cheerfully backed up to his freight cars. He was certain he had fooled 'Arry and Bert but he was wrong.
  • 'Arry: Little red piggy in the middle!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chortled 'Arry
  • Bert: Just like Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Jeered Bert.
  • James: I am not like Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed James.
  • James: I am not a middle engine and I am not moving.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he didn't. When Sir Topham Hatt heard the news he sent Percy to fetch James. This made Percy happy. He buffered up to James and took him along with all the freight cars to the docks.
  • Manager: Right on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the manager.
  • Manager: But what does that big red engine doing in the middle?
  • Percy: Learning.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy replied.
  • Manager: Learning what?
  • Percy: Learning to be a middle engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy laughed. James covered himself in steam hoping no one would recognize him, but it was good. It was only big red engine on the island and everyone knows his name is James!
  • (Middle Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So you always get away with the rules and that's business.
  • Rikochet: Good.
  • Buster: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We transit to Nikki taking Susie, April and Allie to the stage)
  • Nikki: Here we are!
  • Susie: Wow!
  • April: That must be the stage.
  • Allie: And look, there's Ann Gora!
  • (Ann Gora arrives)
  • Ann: Hey girls.
  • Nikki: You're the news reporter from Megakat City? I want to sing Born This Way!
  • Ann: Then, you will now proceed, and I'm wishing the best you can!
  • Nikki: Okay!
  • (Soon, Kermit the Frog and Jasper J. Rock appear)
  • Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual concert.
  • Jasper: The bible says that God wants us to feel the show.
  • Susie: I'm sure Jennifer and Vanessa will understand.
  • April: Indeed.
  • Allie: They're your two sisters.
  • Kermit: And now, let's hear it for Nikki Yanagisawa!
  • Jasper: She's performing a Lady Gaga song called Born This Way!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers with delight as Nikki sings Born This Way)
  • Nikki: (singing) It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way, baby. My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are" She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe" "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say" I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way Baby I was born this way Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't be a drag ‒ just be a queen [x3] Don't be! Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey) I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith) [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to be brave. [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way.
  • (Born This Way ends)
  • Nikki: Woo! I'm number one!
  • Ralph: (as he arrives) Hey, Nick. Long time no see.
  • Nikki: It's you! How's Emily doing?
  • Ralph: Fine. She had a crush on Joe.
  • Nikki: I see.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You know what they say? Good friends always come together.
  • Susie: Good thinking, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We've known Nikki since she sung it well.
  • April: That's the spirit.
  • Allie: Did Henry get a smell of fish?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Certainly, Allie. He had one bad smell he won't forget. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Something In The Air starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: One day, Thomas was at the keyside of a small village. Fish were being loaded into his cars. The work took a long time, the fishermen were using old equipment and Thomas was worried.
  • Thomas: I'm going to be late for Henry at the docks. He won't like this. Please hurry up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was rudely interrupted.
  • (The crate containing fish inside falls on top of Thomas)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: His driver and fireman laughed.
  • Thomas: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: What a pong!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He was glad when they were speeding along the beautiful coastal run. Then, they saw a man waving a red flag.
  • Thomas: What's the matter now?
  • Man: High tides are damaging the track.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reported the man.
  • Man: I've marked the spot.
  • Thomas' Driver: We'll go and inspect.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: It would be dangerous for heavy engines like Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed the driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: But for Thomas, it's safe enough.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The guard left a red oil lamp by the damaged track to warn engines.
  • Guard: When we get to the docks, i'll tell them to close the line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry was waiting for Thomas' cars.
  • Henry: Pah! You're late and that smell is making me ill!
  • Thomas: It's the fish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas: And there's danger on the rails. That's why we're late.
  • Henry: Pah! You're the only danger on the rails, Thomas. Now stop wasting time and get my cars hitched to my train.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas' driver and fireman were in the yard master's office when they heard Henry's whistle. He was steaming out of the station with his long heavy train called The Flying Kipper.
  • Thomas' Driver: What rude is Henry taking tonight?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked the Driver.
  • Yard Master: The coastal run. It's the quickest.
  • Thomas' Driver: But I told you!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped the driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: That's dangerous for a big engine like Henry!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The yard master quickly phoned the signalman. Henry roared past the signalbox.
  • Henry: I'll soon make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The signalman couldn't hear the warning. By the time he did, Henry was far away in a cloud of steam. But when Henry reached the coastal track, his hopes for a fast run were dashed. Fog floated everywhere.
  • Henry: I can't see!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Henry. Nor could his driver. And when he could, it was too late.
  • (Henry falls down into the deep water)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: As soon as the tide was high enough, Henry was craned out of the water.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Engines don't swim, Henry. You were meant to deliver fish not swim with them. You should know that by now.
  • Henry: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Henry arrived at the docks, Cranky the Crane looked down on him.
  • Cranky: My, my, Henry. I expect you'll have some fishy tales to tell. But take my advice, have a long hosedown first.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But there was worse to come.
  • Boy 1: Look! They've caught all this fish and a green whale too.
  • Boy 2: It's not a whale, it's a monster.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry was most upset. Thomas now felt sorry for Henry.
  • Thomas: Come on. Your driver says it's time for a nice washdown. Then you'll feel much better.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Henry did.
  • Henry: I'm sorry I was rude to you, Thomas.
  • Thomas: That's all right. But can you smell something?
  • Henry: W-W-What?
  • Thomas: Fresh air.
  • Henry: Oh yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Henry happily.
  • (Something In The Air ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2:

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