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Mr. Conductor's Game Show Contest is a Movix Crossover Video that is reality-game themed. It is made up by Pikachufreak himself.

Plot

  • Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 and their best friends Team Doki, Kino The Storyteller, The Irwin Family, The Fresh Beat Band, The Catholic Vegetables, The House of Mouse Gang, The Space Penguins and The Conrad Twins, the casts of Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats and Garfield and Friends, The Wild Kratts Crew, Nature Cat and his friends, Ruff Ruffman, The Spellmans, The Riverdale Teens, and The ACME Detectives have made a perfect challenge for all viewers. Among the cast are the same shows from the previous video.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Kino's Storytime
  4. Bindi The Jungle Girl
  5. The Fresh Beat Band
  6. VeggieTales
  7. House of Mouse
  8. 3-2-1 Penguins!
  9. Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats
  10. Garfield and Friends
  11. Wild Kratts
  12. Nature Cat
  13. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
  14. Sabrina: The Animated Series
  15. Archie's Weird Mysteries
  16. Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?
  17. Pokemon
  18. Mucha Lucha
  19. Hoop-a-Joop
  20. The Clique
  21. Cardcaptors
  22. Tiny Toon Adventures
  23. Scooby-Doo
  24. Marilyn
  25. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  26. The Replacements
  27. Power Crystal Girls
  28. The Emperor's New School
  29. Phineas and Ferb
  30. Accidentally Adventures
  31. Kick Buttowksi: Suburban Daredevil
  32. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  33. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  34. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  35. Jackie Chan Adventures
  36. Phantom Investigators
  37. Static Shock
  38. Teen Hearts
  39. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  40. Jumanji
  41. Men In Black: The Series
  42. Batman Beyond
  43. Timon and Pumbaa
  44. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  45. Tetris Attack
  46. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  47. Future Worm!
  48. Rumor Has It
  49. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  50. Tom and Jerry Tales
  51. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  52. Glitter Force
  53. Ozzy and Drix
  54. Friends Forever
  55. The Dork Diaries
  56. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  57. Gravity Falls
  58. Wander Over Yonder
  59. The 7D
  60. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  61. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  62. Pickle and Peanut
  63. Fangbone!
  64. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  65. Sonic X
  66. Fluffy Gardens
  67. TMNT 2003
  68. Mermaids On The Go
  69. The Goldfish Diaries
  70. Star Fox
  71. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  72. The Red Ribbon
  73. Turbo FAST
  74. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  75. Captain N: The Game Master
  76. Starlight
  77. Dragons
  78. All Hail King Julien
  79. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  80. Dawn of The Croods
  81. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  82. Jeff and Taylor
  83. Donkey Kong Country
  84. WarioWare
  85. Future Card Buddyfight
  86. Huckapoo
  87. The Secret Saturdays
  88. Generator Rex
  89. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  90. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  91. SWAT Kats
  92. The Pirates of Dark Water
  93. X-Men: Evolution
  94. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  95. Xiaolin Showdown
  96. Loonatics Unleashed

List of Challenges

  1. Challenge 1: The Surfing Challenge (competed by Ash Ketchum, Kevin Keene, Zak Saturday and Rex Salazar)
  2. Challenge 2: The Honeybee Challenge (competed by Mitchie and The Black Long-Stocking Trio)
  3. Challenge 3: The Racing Challenge (competed by Rikochet, Buster Bunny, Alexander "Alex" O'Connell and Peter Shepard)
  4. Challenge 4: The Talent Show Challenge (entered by Audrey Jones, Star Butterfly, Sashi Kobayashi and Garnet Starr)
  5. Challenge 5: The Painting Challenge (entered by Mindy Lee, Kazane Fujimiya and Lorelei Brooks and Jordan Hanson)
  6. Challenge 6: The Ghost Hunting Challenge (entered by Piglet, Brad Buttowski and Timon and Pumbaa)

Thomas Stories

  1. Trouble For Thomas
  2. Old Iron
  3. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
  4. Buffer Bother
  5. Gordon Takes A Dip
  6. Toby's Tightrope

Songs

  1. Thomas' Anthem
  2. Surfing USA by Alvin and The Chipmunks
  3. The Green Hornet theme by Al Hirt
  4. Hot by Smash Mouth
  5. You Are Not Right For Me by Fanny Lu (dubbed and covered by Audrey Jones)
  6. The Barber of Seville Overture
  7. Bump In The Night by All-Stars
  8. Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (the end theme)

Trivia

  • This is the first video to feature characters from Garfield, Nature Cat and three DiC shows.
  • Kimiko wears her Master Monk Guan outfit.
  • Two time lapses are used.
  • The following Thomas Stories are based on the Japanese DVD: Look Out! Even More Trouble!.
  • This is the first time a Fanny Lu song has been dubbed in English.
  • During the You Are Not Right For Me song, Audrey's Daisy Duke girl outfit is composed of: a red long sleeved shirt, blue shorts, opaque tan pantyhose and wears barefoot.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the 1998 Lyrick Studios logo)
  • (We soon show the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with The Conductors greeting us)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hi, kids, we're The Conductors!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We are so excited to start our annual game show contest.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: There will be lots of stars and many more.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So now, we're all set to help our friends from all TV shows.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We've also got six Thomas stories told by the three of us.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Let's roll the song, shall we?
  • (We soon go to Thomas' Anthem)
  • Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
  • Boy: And don't forget Percy!
  • Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
  • (We afterwards find Doki and the gang at the Cartoon University)
  • Doki: Here we are, guys.
  • Bob: The lord says that we're in the Cartoon University.
  • Mickey: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Amazing!
  • Raimundo: Mina Wellington's a princess.
  • Mel: I do go over lots of supplies.
  • Meilin: Gary and I have been a couple.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for Heathcliff and his friends?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it is.
  • Mindy: Say, Ashy-Boo. We've got lots of fun.
  • Kazane: And we mean love.
  • Ash: (nervously) Well, I...
  • Lorelei: Face it! We can take over Ash's challenge.
  • Jordan: Leave it to us!
  • Rabbit: Only if we wait for the others.
  • Donkey Kong: Just be confident.
  • Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan: Right.
  • Ash: Whew!
  • Mary: Now, you're in for the first challenge.
  • Rikochet: I'm gonna have a full race.
  • The Flea: And look, The Flea has company!
  • (Heathcliff and the gang arrive)
  • Heathcliff and The Gang: Hi, fellas!
  • Helen: Yee-Haw! Ah knew ye'd come.
  • Sarah: Bonjour, mon amis.
  • Susie: We do get thrilled for challenges.
  • Malinda: What is the first one, Heathcliff?
  • Heathcliff: In the first challenge will be the surfing contest belonging to Ash, Kevin, Zak and Rex.
  • Ash: Yes!
  • Kevin: You'll be thrilled to see Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls.
  • Zak: I just can't wait!
  • Rex: Me too.
  • Garfield: The second challenge will show Mitchie and her long-stocking friends as bees.
  • Mitchie: Great!
  • Amethyst: Busy as bees!
  • Charleigh: All right!
  • Madeline: This is gonna be a squeal!
  • (They all squeal excitedly)
  • Chris: That's nice.
  • Martin: We've got our third challenge with Rikochet, Buster, Alex and Peter in a race.
  • Rikochet: Amazing!
  • Buster: That's the spirit!
  • Alex: We'll show Uncle Jonathan and Aunt Nora how we can race.
  • Peter: You said it!
  • Nature Cat: In our fourth challenge, Audrey, Star, Sashi and Garnet will be on the stage.
  • Audrey: I'm going to sing a Latin song which will be in English!
  • Star: That Dippy-Boo will make a run for it.
  • Sashi: And Alfonzo, too.
  • Garnet: We're in!
  • Ruff: In our fifth challenge, Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan will be in a painting session.
  • Mindy: Alright, it's between all four of us.
  • Lorelei: Got it.
  • Kazane: We'll prepare for an immediate paint-off!
  • Jordan: As a pleasure.
  • Sabrina: And to top it off, Challenge 6 will make Piglet, Brad, and Timon and Pumbaa hunt for monsters.
  • Piglet: D-Did you say m-monsters?!
  • Brad: I can handle those dill weeds with scratched arms, wounded legs, and a busted body!
  • Timon: (sternly) Don't even think about it, Brad.
  • Pumbaa: (bravely) We'll do our best.
  • Archie: Very well.
  • Chief: Now that those challenges are done, off you all go!
  • (Ash and the others leave the Cartoon University, just as Lt. Feral, Lt. Rogers and their two children arrive)
  • Felina: Hey, guys!
  • Floyd: We've been expecting you.
  • Jake: It's our friends Lt. Feral and Lt. Rogers!
  • Chance: Want to join the fun by watching all challenges on television?
  • Erin: Of course we will.
  • Jerald: It's going to be an easy idea.
  • (We transit to Ash, Kevin, Zak and Rex at the beach)
  • Ash: Ah, the beautiful beach.
  • Kevin: Nothing more than feeling the warmer breeze.
  • Zak: My parents will eye on me.
  • Rex: And there's Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
  • (Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls appear)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Ash: (blushing brightly) Hello, Rebecca, hello, Hex Girls.
  • Kevin: It's been a pleasure to see you ladies.
  • Rebecca: All we want is to make amends.
  • Thorn: So you'll surf together.
  • Zak: What a grand idea!
  • Rex: Count us in!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Good thinking, Rex.
  • Ash: Hi, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Kevin: We've been seeing you men since the very beginning.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The surfing challenge will go underway, so be polite!
  • Zak: Okay.
  • Rex: Do you know about Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Rex. He got into trouble with some mischievous freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
  • Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
  • Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, i'll push coaches in the yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: That would be nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
  • Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
  • Thomas: Come on come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
  • Thomas: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
  • Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
  • Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Freight Cars: No, no, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
  • Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
  • Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
  • Thomas: I must stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
  • Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
  • (Trouble For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, don't mess with freight cars and we mean it.
  • Ash: You're right.
  • Kevin: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Ash: Well, boys, let's get surfing.
  • Kevin, Zak and Rex: Right.
  • (As we show a surfing montage, The Chimpunks sing Surfing USA)
  • Alvin, Simon and Theodore: If everybody had an ocean Across the U. S. A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U. S. A. You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar Ventura County line Santa Cruz and Trestle Australia's Narrabeen All over Manhattan And down Doheny Way Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S.A. We'll all be planning that route We're gonna take real soon We're waxing down our surfboards We can't wait for June We'll all be gone for the summer We're on surfari to stay Tell the teacher we're surfin' Surfin' U. S. A. Haggerties and Swamies Pacific Palisades San Onofre and Sunset Redondo Beach L. A. All over La Jolla At Wa'imea Bay. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A.
  • (Surfing USA ends as Ash, Kevin, Zak and Rex finish and high five each other)
  • (We transit to Mitchie and her long-stocking friends at the backyard)
  • Mitchie: We're going to be like bees.
  • Amethyst: Oh yes, we do.
  • (Maggie and her family appear)
  • Maggie and her family: Hi, ladies.
  • Charleigh: Hi, Maggie, Hi everyone!
  • Madeline: We've been expecting you!
  • Maggie: Take a closer look at the beehives.
  • (Mitchie and her friends look at the beehives and see lots of bees working hard)
  • Mitchie: Wow!
  • Amethyst: Interesting!
  • Pupert: Bees can harm people by attacking them viciously.
  • Aldrin: Have some beekeeper suits for you girls to wear.
  • (Mitchie and her friends slip on their beekeeper suits)
  • Charleigh: Cool!
  • Madeline: Let's get to work, shall we?
  • (At Lt. Feral's classroom, Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini see the bees on television and freak out)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (The screams wake both Courage and Sleepy up)
  • Courage: What was that?!
  • Sleepy: It must be a bunch of loud screams, that's all.
  • Shaggy: Like, is something the matter, girls?
  • (He turns around and gasps to see the bees on television)
  • Shaggy: Zoinks!
  • Jeff: Holy Man!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Misty: It's the scary bees!
  • Mel: They're very disgusting!
  • Lily: And very gross!
  • Brianna: They even want our noses to be turned red!
  • Panini: Somebody get rid of them right now!
  • Randy: Did you say get rid of the bees?!
  • Howard: You've gotta be kidding!
  • Jade: We thought bugs and humans are friendly to each other.
  • Buena Girl: Besides, it's dangerous for all girls who can't be scared at all.
  • (Lexi punches Jade and Buena Girl into the air, in a similar fashion to Ash Catches A Pokemon)
  • Lexi: (angrily) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini growl loudly, as Scooby, Sylvester and Tigger watch)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: (face palming) Here we go again.
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: Yeah!
  • Virgil: Aw, great! Sis and Pops won't like the situation of this!
  • Richie: You're right, V.
  • (Back with Mitchie and her friends, they have changed to their bee outfits)
  • Mitchie: We look cute in our black pantyhose.
  • Amethyst: And our black flats, too.
  • Bella: (laughs joyfully)
  • Frieda: Alright, girls, you've all got 100 seconds to assemble the honeycomb and fill it with Nectar and Pollen.
  • Chauncey: Prepare yourselves!
  • Charleigh: Shall we speed ourselves up?
  • Madeline: Yep.
  • (Mitchie and her friends sizzle their feet and tune themselves up to 3600)
  • Mitchie, Amethyst, Charleigh and Madeline: Gentlemen, start your engines!
  • (They all begin to assemble the honey comb in time lapse, as we hear Al Hirt perform the Green Hornet's theme)
  • (After successfully assembling the comb, they go to different flowers and pick Nectar and Pollen up)
  • (Then, they fill the honey comb up by placing the Nectar and the Pollen to it)
  • (The Green Hornet theme song ends as Mitchie and her friends finish at last)
  • Mitchie: There, all built.
  • Amethyst: And all filled in, too.
  • (The Conductors reappear, amazed upon seeing the beehive built)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, ladies.
  • Charleigh: Why, thank you, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's easy to break a total record.
  • Madeline: Oh, we love that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: In fact, Edward had to save James from disaster. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again. After James had finished his work he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indictment.
  • Percy: Old iron!? Slow!?
  • Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward. Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward became Sodor's famous Hero.
  • Mitchie: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Amethyst: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We transit to Rikochet taking Buster, Alex and Peter to the race course in Indianapolis)
  • Rikochet: Look at those cars go fast!
  • Buster: They look interesting!
  • (Brenda, Dee Dee and Taffy arrive)
  • The Teen Angels: Hi, boys!
  • Alex: (blushing) Hi, Teen Angels, good to see you.
  • Peter: (also blushing) We've wanted a challenge against our foes.
  • Tibor: That's right, Shepard!
  • Rikochet and the others: Huh?
  • (They turn around to see Tibor The Terrible with Montana Max, Imhotep and Van Pelt)
  • Tibor: We boys will take over!
  • Max: Just you watch!
  • Imhotep: This'll be very perfect indeed!
  • Van Pelt: Exactly!
  • (Back at Lt. Feral's classroom, Brock sees the Teen Angels on television and blushes)
  • Brock: (dreamily) Ah, those beloved Teen Angels. I want to date them.
  • (But Zuzu pulls Brock aside by grabbing him through his ear)
  • Brock: Yow! Not the ear!
  • Zuzu: We're watching the contests, so quit daydreaming about!
  • Kaiba: (to Declan) Man, that Zuzu is as strict as Chief Sandra Pulse.
  • Declan: You're right.
  • (Back at the race course, Rikochet and the others prepare for a quadruple dash competition)
  • Announcer Bunny: On your marks, get set...
  • (The traffic lights turn green in an instant)
  • Announcer Bunny: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As the racers speed their way through the course, we hear Smash Mouth sing Hot)
  • Smash Mouth: Hey, so you wanna play? You'll see my game's on fire But we don't play the same game You'll see I'm crazy for speed And neutral means nothing to me So if that's your desire We'll get along famously But one thing: I like to lead I light 'em up before the motor starts I go so fast that I could never stop Look under the hood but you don't know what I got I'm a moving violation baby, hot hot hot hot Highway, that's my scene I may look like a blur when you see me And I'm flirting with disaster, I'm the master of G's Gonna pass ya, gonna pass ya, blast some dust your way Well you got skills and something to prove But you're in my way so you better move One foot on the pedal but never on the brake So don't give me a reason, I got a license to race.
  • (Hot ends)
  • Rikochet: We've won!
  • Buster: Yes!
  • Alex: We're the best!
  • Peter: Better luck next time.
  • Tibor: What?!
  • Max: Impossible!
  • Imhotep: Next time, we won't regret this!
  • Van Pelt: Yeah!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Nicely done, boys!
  • Rikochet: Why yes, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Buster: It'll be our pleasure.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And we mean it.
  • Alex: Just imagine how we got our trophy.
  • Peter: Do you know about Rheneas?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Of course, Peter. He had one fast ride of a lifetime. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
  • Rheneas: An important job!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Rheneas: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
  • Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
  • Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
  • Rusty: Be careful!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
  • Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
  • Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
  • (Children cheer)
  • (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Rheneas got into a fast ride.
  • Rikochet: I like it, especially the William Tell Overture part.
  • Buster: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We transit to Audrey taking Star, Sashi, and Garnet to the stage)
  • Audrey: Here we are.
  • Star: Perfect.
  • Sashi: We've been seeing things likely.
  • Garnet: Look, there's Mr. Lintwick the Pinewood Middle School gym Teacher.
  • (Mr. Lintwick arrives)
  • Mr. Lintwick: (holding a Daisy Duke girl clothing and tan pantyhose) You're going to sing on stage, Audrey.
  • Audrey: Thank you, Mr. Lintwick.
  • (She takes the clothing and pantyhose and heads to the closet)
  • (Moments later, she returns with a super sassy look)
  • Audrey: (doing a redneck accent) How do ah look, ladies.
  • Star: Great!
  • Sashi: We wish you the best you can.
  • Garnet: As we promise.
  • Audrey: (in a normal tone) I will.
  • (Soon, Kermit the Frog and Jasper J. Rock arrive on stage)
  • Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the annual show.
  • Jasper: We at Smile of A Child will know about god's life.
  • Star: Oh, this is gonna be great!
  • Sashi: Of course.
  • Garnet: Just you wait and see.
  • Kermit: And now, let's hear it for Audrey Jones!
  • Jasper: She's singing a Fanny Lu dubbed song called You Are Not Right For Me!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Audrey appears and sings You Are Not Right For Me)
  • Audrey: (singing) He tells me that he loves me That he can't live without me That the moments that I am not with him weigh heavily That he has always waited for me That I was who he dreamed of What his mother wanted for him in a woman. (ahhh) That my eyes are stars That my laugh is the most beautiful That all that I have is perfect for him That if he were retroactive That if he a good artist I would be his mona lisa and a Tango Gardel. And I, only I try... [Chorus] I want you to know that you are not right for me (That you are not right for me) I always thought it but it never became clear (It appeared to me here) With your shallowness and your cheap stories I want you to know that I am not right for you (That I am not right for you) I always thought this but it never became clear That I can't be with you again (Be with you again) My heart cannot endure any more failures. That it works, that the moon That I am like no other woman That I am a maiden of this that has to be protected That his vices have disappeared That his salary has made it better That he promises me the life I deserve. And I, only I try... [Chorus] I want you to know that you are not right for me (That you are not right for me) I always thought it but it never became clear (It appeared to me here) With your shallowness and your cheap stories I want you to know that I am not right for you (That I am not right for you) I always thought this but it never became clear That I can't be with you again (Be with you again) My heart cannot endure any more failures. And I, that so many told me that you didn't agre with me, that you were my destruction... And always me, trying to leave you, your day has come Your day has come... [Chorus] I want you to know that you are not right for me (That you are not right for me) I always thought it but it never became clear (It appeared to me here) With your shallowness and your cheap stories I want you to know that I am not right for you (That I am not right for you) I always thought this but it never became clear That I can't be with you again (Be with you again) My heart cannot endure any more failures.
  • (You Are Not Right For Me ends)
  • Audrey: Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
  • Edward: (watching Audrey from behind the stage) Cool. I knew Audrey would sing!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Congratulations, Audrey!
  • Audrey: Why certainly, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Star: We all learn from that by now.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And we have to deserve it.
  • Sashi: Penn and Boone will hear how perfect Audrey had sung.
  • Garnet: Did you know about Bill?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Garnet. He got jealous of Ben's new buffers. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's why Bill and Ben had made their quarrel.
  • Audrey: I see to it.
  • Star: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • (We transit to Mindy, as she takes Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan to the painting center)
  • Mindy: Here we are, girls.
  • Lorelei: Amazing!
  • Kazane: It looks huge!
  • Jordan: Look, there's The Shaman Boys.
  • (The Shaman Boys arrive)
  • Yoh and his friends: Hey, girls.
  • Mindy: Hi there, boys.
  • Lorelei: Have you got something for us?
  • Yoh: A painting session.
  • Morty: You'll like it, huh?
  • Kazane: Yep.
  • Jordan: Leave it to us.
  • Rio: Very well.
  • Len: We'll bring the paint supplies to you girls.
  • (Back at the classroom, Sonic recognizes Yoh)
  • Sonic: Yoh Asakura, eh? That's wonderful!
  • Knuckles: So he's the leader.
  • Tails: Interesting.
  • Sonic: I personally know him since childhood.
  • Bumpty: Boy, did Sonic know Yoh right, Raphael?
  • Raphael: Yes, Bumpty.
  • (Back with Mindy and the girls, they have the paint supplies ready)
  • Mindy: (with a gas mask on) Okay, we've got our gas masks on.
  • Lorelei: (also with a gas mask) How many seconds do we have.
  • Trey: About 100.
  • Joco: Prepare yourselves!
  • Kazane: (with a gas mask) Shall we speed ourselves up?
  • Jordan: (also with a gas mask) Certainly.
  • (They all sizzle their feet to super speed)
  • Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan: (with gas masks on) Gentlemen, start your engines!
  • (They begin to paint the mural with spray cans in fast motion, as we hear the Barber of Seville Overture)
  • (After painting it, they decorate it with lots of objects)
  • (The Barber of Seville Overture ends as Mindy and the girls take off their gas masks and finish at last)
  • Mindy: There, that'll do it.
  • Lorelei: Teamwork!
  • (The Conductors reappear, amazed at the masterpiece)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, girls!
  • Kazane: Ah, thanks, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We have to admit that this masterpiece is perfect.
  • Jordan: Oh, we love it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: As for Gordon, he fell into a ditch while he was being careless. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Dip starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Gordon: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Henry: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Henry.
  • Gordon: What cheek!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • Gordon: That Henry is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Percy: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy innocently.
  • Gordon: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then it was Henry's turn to take the express. Gordon watch him getting ready.
  • Gordon: Be careful, Henry. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Gordon: Is it coaches or freight cars?
  • Driver: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Puh-huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon's fire was slow to start, so Edward had to push Gordon to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Gordon: I won't go, I won't go!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Edward: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. At last, Gordon was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Gordon: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Gordon: Oosh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed.
  • Gordon: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great engine. Don't you understand that?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They telephoned Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Edward to take it please. And Gordon? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Gordon fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon layed in the ditch all day.
  • Gordon: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Gordon: I shall never get out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Gordon crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine.
  • (Gordon Takes A Dip ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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