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Mr. Conductor's Halloween School is a Netflix Crossover video made as a Halloween special by Pikachufreak himself.

Plot

  • Today, we join The Conductors, Team Doki, The March Sisters, The Robinson Family, The Catholic Vegetables, The cast of 3-2-1 Penguins, The House of Mouse Gang, and The Kids of Lake Hoohaw, as they prepare for a Halloween school party at the Cartoon Academy. Among the cast are the same shows from Kappa Mikey. Also on the list are Rebecca Norman, Roxanne Rock, Miss Grimwood, The Hex Girls, The Girl Ghouls (Sibella, Elsa Frankenteen, Winnie Wolf, Phantasma, and Tanis Mummy), The Pussycats, Kermit The Frog and Jasper J. Rock.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Little Women
  4. The Swiss Family Robinson
  5. VeggieTales
  6. 3-2-1 Penguins!
  7. House of Mouse
  8. PB&J Otter
  9. Pokemon
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Hoop-a-Joop
  12. Digimon
  13. Cardcaptors
  14. Teen Hearts
  15. Scooby-Doo
  16. Tiny Toon Adventures
  17. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  18. The Replacements
  19. Power Crystal Girls
  20. The Emperor's New School
  21. Phineas and Ferb
  22. Accidentally Adventures
  23. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  24. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  25. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  26. Megaman NT Warrior
  27. Jackie Chan Adventures
  28. Phantom Investigators
  29. Static Shock
  30. Tetris Attack
  31. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  32. Jumanji
  33. Men In Black: The Series
  34. Batman Beyond
  35. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  36. Marilyn
  37. Captain N: The Game Master
  38. Future Worm!
  39. Timon and Pumbaa
  40. Rumor Has It
  41. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  42. Tom and Jerry Tales
  43. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  44. Glitter Force
  45. Ozzy and Drix
  46. Friends Forever
  47. The Dork Diaries
  48. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  49. Gravity Falls
  50. Wander Over Yonder
  51. The 7D
  52. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  53. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  54. Pickle and Peanut
  55. Fangbone!
  56. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  57. Sonic X
  58. Fluffy Gardens
  59. TMNT 2003
  60. Mermaids On The Go
  61. The Goldfish Diaries
  62. Star Fox
  63. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  64. The Red Ribbon
  65. Turbo FAST
  66. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  67. Starlight
  68. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  69. Donkey Kong Country
  70. WarioWare
  71. Dragons
  72. Future Card Buddyfight
  73. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  74. Huckapoo
  75. All Hail King Julien
  76. Jeff and Taylor
  77. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  78. Dawn of The Croods
  79. Tron: Uprising
  80. Natasha, Amanda and Henry
  81. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  82. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  83. SWAT Kats
  84. The Pirates of Dark Water
  85. X-Men: Evolution
  86. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  87. Xiaolin Showdown
  88. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy's Ghostly Trick
  2. Thomas, Percy and The Dragon
  3. Haunted Henry
  4. Duncan Gets Spooked

Songs

  1. Thomas' Anthem (the opening act)
  2. Grim Grinning Ghosts (during the party preparations)
  3. The Potential Breakup Song (covered by Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls)
  4. Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani (sung by Rita Sasaki)
  5. That Is His Business (sung by Mitchie O'Hara)
  6. Say You'll Be There (sung by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats)
  7. Bye Bye Bye (sung by Dipper Pines)
  8. Finally Falling (sung by Randy Cunningham and Annie Roberts)
  9. Boo Boo Choo Choo (the end theme)

Trivia

  • This a Halloween special.
  • Kimiko wears her Treasure of The Blind Swordsman outfit.
  • We are introduced to The March Sisters and The Robinson Family.
  • Virgil and Richie are dressed as Static and Gear.
  • Scott and The X-Men wear battle suits.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the 1998 Lyrick Studios logo)
  • (We are soon followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with Thomas' Anthem)
  • Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
  • Boy: And don't forget Percy!
  • Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
  • (We soon find the gang at the Cartoon Academy, all dressed in costumes)
  • Doki: Here we are, guys.
  • Bob: The Bible says that we're in the Cartoon Academy.
  • Mickey: Costumes are in need of a change.
  • Ash: Indeed.
  • Raimundo: I can clearly know about Draculaura.
  • Mel: I'm an Athena Asamiya in a 2003 outfit.
  • Meilin: You sure are.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for Miss Grimwood and the girls?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it's true.
  • Mindy: So Ashy-Boo, it'd be perfect to purr your way in.
  • Kazane: Wouldn't you agree, sweetie?
  • Ash: Uh...
  • Lorelei: Nonsense, we are in perfect shape.
  • Jordan: The two of us will handle the situation and...
  • Rabbit: Now, now, girls.
  • Donkey Kong: We don't want any fights in here.
  • Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan: Sorry.
  • Ash: Whew!
  • Mary: Now, we're talking!
  • Rikochet: Star's a lover of mine.
  • Flea: And look, The Flea has company!
  • (Miss Grimwood and her female Ghoul students arrive, carrying bugs for the party)
  • Miss Grimwood and her students: Hi, everybody!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini get closer to the bees in their cage and soon freak out)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all race to the locker room in fear)
  • Sora: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Soos: Lily?
  • Boone: Brianna?
  • Kara: Panini?
  • Misty: Get those disgusting bees away from us!
  • Mel: They're very scary!
  • Lily: And very gross!
  • Brianna: They even want to turn our noses red!
  • Panini: Please get rid of them right now!
  • Alex: Wow, Peter, did you see that? They're scared of getting rid of the bees!
  • Peter: What a joke!
  • (They laugh hysterically, but Brittney and Kendall get into their faces)
  • Brittney and Kendall: What did you say?!
  • Alex: We're sorry about that!
  • Peter: We won't do it again, as we promise!
  • Virgil: Oh, great. Sis and Pops wouldn't like this.
  • Richie: You're right.
  • Mona: Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, Panini, are you five alright?
  • Penny: Tell us what has happened?
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini: (in unison) This isn't a spooky expedition it's a torture chamber!
  • Jonny: What?! A Torture Chamber?!
  • Hadji: You've got to be kidding!
  • Jade: We know all about humans and bugs who are friends.
  • Buena Girl: And the reason is that it's too dangerous for every girl who couldn't be a coward at all.
  • (Lexi pushes them out of the way)
  • Lexi: (furiously) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini growl loudly)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: Here we go again.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: Yeah!
  • (The Conductors appear, wearing Wizard outfits)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Girls, relax.
  • Agent Jay: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Agent Kay: Have you come for the Halloween party?
  • Razor: We'd say it's our job!
  • T-Bone: And Lt. Feral says that Halloween will be perfect.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, T-Bone. We're all setting up the gymnasium together.
  • Flick: Cheese and Quackers, what a great idea!
  • Munchy: We're all in!
  • Helen: Ah can't wait ta make Halloween a livin' success!
  • Sarah: Do you know about Percy ze petite green engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Sarah. He made a surprise prank on Thomas. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Percy's Ghostly Trick starts)
  • Percy: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
  • Thomas: Percy what are you talking about?
  • Percy: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
  • Thomas and Toby: Where?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas and Toby.
  • Percy: He didn't say, oh it makes my wheels wobble to think of it.
  • Thomas: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're just a silly little engine. I'm not scared.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Percy: Thomas didn't believe in ghosts.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy next morning. His driver laughed.
  • Percy's Driver: Neither do i. It was only a pretend ghost story.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour. (Percy's whistle toots, owl hoots) Percy knew where he was, even in the dark.
  • Percy: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now. (Whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shoned green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help.
  • (Percy's whistle toots and a loud crash is heard as he hits the cart)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. (Percy's whistle toots) Percy's driver explained what had happened.
  • Signalman: I'll see to it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Signalman.
  • Signalman: But you better clean Percy, or people will think he's a ghost.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy chuckled.
  • Percy: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Thomas. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Toby promised to help. (Toby's bell rings) Thomas was being oiled up for his evening train.
  • Toby: Percy's had an accident!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Toby.
  • Thomas: Poor engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
  • Toby: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
  • Thomas: Out with it, Toby, I can't wait all evening.
  • Toby: I've just seen something.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Toby: It looked like Percy's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
  • Thomas: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Toby. I'll take care of you.
  • (Percy's whistle toots)
  • Percy: Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wailed Percy.
  • Toby: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
  • Percy: I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
  • Thomas: Oh dear!
  • Mr. Condctor 1: Explained Thomas.
  • Thomas: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Annie and Clarabel.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was morning when Thomas returned.
  • Toby: Where have you been?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Toby.
  • Thomas: Ah well.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I knew you be sad about Percy, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and... (Ghostly whistle) Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
  • Percy: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
  • Toby: Anyone would think...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Toby.
  • Toby: ...that our Thomas was just seen a ghost!
  • (Percy's Ghostly Trick ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how ghosts can be a thing of the past!
  • Bumpty: Thanks for the offer.
  • Raphael: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Sibella: Let's decorate the gym as steady as possible.
  • Phanty: (giggling) Come on.
  • Lan: Yes!
  • Dex: Halloween here we come!
  • Misty: Lexi's right about getting scared. But sometimes we don't get buggy like this.
  • Togepi: Toge?
  • Mel: It's just not the same!
  • Lily: All we wish for are other animals.
  • Brianna: Like friendly pets for example.
  • Panini: Hope so.
  • (As we go into a montage of the decorations, Grim Grinning Ghosts plays)
  • Chorus: When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Restless bones etherialize Rise as spooks of every size Mwahahahahahahahaha! As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize If you would like to join our jamboree There's a simple rule that's compulsory Mortals pay a token fee Rest in peace, the haunting's free So hurry back we would like your company.
  • (Grim Grinning Ghosts ends)
  • (We transit to Ash and Brock walking along)
  • Ash: I wonder if there are girls who visit us?
  • Brock: If it happens for sure...
  • (Rebecca, Roxanne and The Hanna Barbera Girl Bands appear)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Roxanne and The Pussycats: Good to see you, Brocky-Boy!
  • Ash: (blushing with glee) It's Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls!
  • Brock: (also blushing with glee) And Roxanne Rock and The Pussycats, too!
  • (They both faint in a smitten way, just as the others arrive)
  • Rikochet: What?!
  • Amethyst: Oh, great!
  • Zuzu: Ugh!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: How many songs do we have?
  • Rebecca: Six.
  • Thorn: You'll like it, huh?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Amazing choice!
  • Roxanne: We've been having fun with Ash and Brock.
  • Josie: Do you know about dragons?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Josie. It happened to Thomas when he gave a payback prank to Percy. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas, Percy and The Dragon starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy are good friends, but sometimes Percy teases Thomas about being frightened and he dosen't like that at all. One eveing he was dozing happily in the shed, but Percy wanted to talk.
  • Percy: Wake up, Thomas. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
  • Thomas: Certainly not. Anyway, I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was your really.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy went on teasing him.
  • Percy: I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight.
  • Thomas: Why?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
  • Thomas: I quite like the dark.
  • Percy: Oh really?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Percy.
  • Percy: I am surprised. I'd always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead. Next day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual.
  • Thomas: What sort of something?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt. Meanwhile, Percy was moving some freight cars into a siding. Henry arrived with his goods train. The signalman changed the switches and Percy waited on the siding until Henry had steamed by. Then, there was trouble.
  • The Signalman: The switches are jammed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman.
  • The Signalman: I can't switch them back for Percy. The workmen will have to mend them in the morning. It's too late now.
  • Percy's Driver: Hmmm.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy's Driver.
  • Percy's Driver: I'm sorry, Percy. But you will have to stay here tonight.
  • Percy: Where are you going?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
  • Percy's Fireman: Home for tea.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the fireman. Percy was speechless. He watched as the other engines went home to the shed. Night-time came and Percy began to feel very lonely.
  • Percy: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Murmured Percy.
  • Percy: It's very dark.
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Percy: OH! OH! What's that?!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was only an owl, but Percy didn't realise this.
  • Percy: Oh, I wish Thomas was here too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He sighed. Thomas was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there is was.
  • (The Chinese Dragon appears)
  • Thomas: Cinders and Ashes!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: It's a dragon!
  • Thomas's Driver: Don't worry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: This dragon is made of paper. It's for the carnival tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Workmen lifted the dragon onto Thomas' load loader and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Thomas set off into the misty night. Percy was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Thomas was approaching him. (Thomas and the dragon come up next to Percy and he screams) Percy woke up with a start.
  • Percy: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Percy.
  • Percy: I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning the switches were mended and Percy puffed back to the junction. Gordon was just about to leave with the express.
  • Percy: You'll never guess what I saw last night.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was in no mood for puzzles.
  • Gordon: I'm a busy engine. I don't have time for your games.
  • Percy: I've seen a huge dragon. It was covered in lights.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon snorted.
  • Gordon: You've been in the sun too long. Your dome has cracked.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When the other engines heard the news, they laughed too.
  • James: Look out, Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled James.
  • James: Or the dragon may gobble you up!
  • Percy: No-one believes me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Percy.
  • Percy: Maybe I did imagine the dragon after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Percy soon found out that he hadn't.
  • Percy: Help! Save me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Percy.
  • Thomas: It's alright.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas. And, he explained about the carnival.
  • Thomas: By the way, how was your night out?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy decided to tell Thomas the truth.
  • Thomas: Well, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too.
  • (Thomas, Percy and The Dragon ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's the reason why Thomas surprised Percy with a dragon.
  • Plucky: I should have considered it.
  • Danger: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Rebecca: Come on, Ash. The concert is starting.
  • Thorn: You'll be excited to sing.
  • Ash: Yes, I will!
  • (Soon, the concert begins as Kermit the Frog and Jasper J. Rock arrive on stage)
  • Kermit: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the annual Halloween concert.
  • Jasper: We at Smile of A Child headquarters will love the music.
  • Evy: This is going to be nice.
  • Rick: Me too.
  • Kermit: And now, for our first act is Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls.
  • Jasper: They're singing the Aly and A.J. song called The Potential Breakup Song!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Ash, as a male Alyson, Rebecca, as an A.J. in a skirt and black tights, and The Hex Girls, also in the matched outfits, sing The Potential Breakup Song)
  • Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls: It took too long It took too long It took too long for you to call back And normally I would just forget that Except for the fact it was my birthday My stupid birthday I played along I played along I played along Rolled right off my back But obviously my armor was cracked What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? Who would forget that? The type of guy who doesn’t see What he has until she leaves Don’t let me go Cause without me, you know you’re lost Wise up now or pay the cost Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me We got along We got along We got along until you did that Now all I want is just my stuff back Do you get that? Let me repeat that I want my stuff back You can send it in a box I don’t care just drop it off I won’t be home Cause without me, you know you’re lost Minus you I’m better off Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ to me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me You can try, you can try You know I know it’d be a lie Without me you’re gonna die So you better think clearly, clearly Before you nearly, nearly Mess up the situation that you're gonna miss dearly, dearly C’mon You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no) Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ (no, no, no, no) Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no, no, no, no) Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me This is the potential make-up song Please just admit you’re wrong Which will it be? Which will it be?
  • (The Potential Breakup Song ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Rebecca: Yay!
  • Thorn: All right!
  • Dusk: We're a total band!
  • Luna: Boo-Ya!
  • Sakura: (to Madison) Wow, I knew Ash would sing with Rebecca and The Hex Girls.
  • Madison: Interesting.
  • Kermit: In our next act is Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl!
  • Jasper: Sung by Rita Sasaki herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in delight as Rita, dressed as pantyhose girl Ashley Morrison, sings Rich Girl)
  • Rita: (singing) If i was a rich girl ( See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl. Think what that money could bring I'd buy everything Clean out Vivienne Westwood In my Galliano gown No, wouldn't just have one hood A Hollywood mansion if I could Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold and I know If I was rich girl (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah) See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl I'd get me four Harajuku girls to Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names Love, Angel, Music, Baby Hurry up and come and save me. All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold and I know Come together all over the world From the hoods of japan Harajuku girls What? It's all love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) [x4] What? Come together all over the world From the hoods of japan Harajuku girls What? It's all the love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) What happened to my life? Turned up side down Chicks that blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round Original track and ting You know you can't buy these things See Stefani and her L.A.M.B I rock the fetish people you know who I am. Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked I hope you can all keep up We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top now we ain't gettin' nothing but love If I was rich girl (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah) See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl.
  • (Rich Girl ends)
  • Rita: I've done it! I really won!
  • Sylvester: (as he arrives) Yo, Rita!
  • Rita: It's you! I was happy to hear about it.
  • Sylvester: And so am I. You've deserved your singing.
  • Rita: Why certainly.
  • Kermit: In our third act is a dubbed adaptation called That Is His Business.
  • Jasper: Sung by Mitchie O'Hara herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in delight as Mitchie, dressed as a black cat, sings That Is His Business, with some ghosts as Mariachi players in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing) They ask me that if we are lovers, that if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend .... That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*) That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ... even if you don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: I made it purr-fectly!
  • Scott: (as he arrives) Hey, Mitch!
  • Mitchie: Scott, it's been a long time.
  • Scott: Your family will know how cool you did.
  • Mitchie: (scratching her head while blushing) Why thanks.
  • (Gonger, dressed as Super G, smacks his signature gong at that moment)
  • Rabbit: I heard that. Which one of you hit a gong?
  • Gonger: Don't blame me, Rabbit.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Aw, crud!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Never the less, guys, here comes our third story.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You'll be remembering Henry's fear of ghosts.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Haunted Henry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a moonlit night. Henry was taking a goods train to the station by the lake.
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Edward: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Edward.
  • Edward: There's a legend that when the mist is about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Henry.
  • Henry: Stupid bird!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Owls, mists, ghosts. Edward's going soft to the boiler. There's no mist.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Henry was wrong.
  • Henry: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Henry.
  • Henry's Driver: It's an amber lamp.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured his driver.
  • Henry's Driver: That means proceed with caution. Who's there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No one replied. Henry crepted slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: Beware of The Viaduct. The driver was surprised.
  • Henry's Driver: No one warned us about that before and look, the signal's red and the gates are closed. A-a-and there's a fogman's coat. But where is his owner?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, they saw a light move within a station building.
  • Henry: G-g-g-g-ghosts!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exclaimed Henry.
  • Henry: Edward was right.
  • Henry's Driver: Something very strange is happening.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Henry's Driver: I think it's best we go back.
  • Henry: So do i!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Henry. By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
  • Workman: Lucky you didn't cross it last night.
  • Henry's Driver: Yes, but we don't know who warned us?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Henry's driver. Later that day, he spoke to Henry.
  • Henry's Driver: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our train back along the old line tonight.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry really didn't want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted and then Gordon thundered by.
  • Freight Car: Oh look. Henry's spooked.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car.
  • (Cars giggling)
  • Henry: Be quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Henry.
  • Henry: I'm not scared.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
  • Henry's Driver: Here we go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry's driver. Then, unknown to Henry, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves and the signal went red. The freight cars had seen everything and they were spooked.
  • Freight Cars: Faster, faster. There's a ghost about.
  • Henry: Stop, stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled Henry. A mysterious figure watched Henry go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Henry braked hard but the freight cars hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine.
  • (The cars fall down and crashed towards the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Henry's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them.
  • Henry's Driver: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The fireman laughed.
  • Henry's Fireman: That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey the Fogman.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Old Bailey was very cross.
  • Old Bailey: I tired to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn't ye pay attention?
  • Henry's Driver: We're sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the driver.
  • Henry's Driver: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
  • Old Bailey: I like to operate that old station. If you let me, i promise i wont spook Henry again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You and your station will be really useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Let's hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, eh, ghost on the island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone cheered. Especially Henry, who was the happiest of all.
  • (Haunted Henry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So it's all thanks to Henry who conquered his fear of ghosts.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yep.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's good.
  • Kermit: Our fourth act is a Spice Girls Song called Say You'll Be There!
  • Jasper: Sung by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in delight as Brock, as a male version of Katrina High Kick, Roxanne, as Trixie Firecracker, and Josie, Melody and Valerie, as Midnight Miss Suki, Kung Fu Candy, and Blazing Bad Zula, sing Say You'll Be There)
  • Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats: I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
  • (Say You'll Be There ends)
  • Brock: We made it!
  • Roxanne: Yeah!
  • Josie: We're a cracking band!
  • Melody: (giggling) Exactly!
  • Valerie: What a relief!
  • Erika: (as she arrives) Brock, where have you been?
  • Brock: Oh, Erika! I haven't met you since 1998.
  • Erika: That's good. Am I glad that you've sung well.
  • Brock: Thanks.
  • Kermit: Our fifth act is NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye.
  • Jasper: Sung by Dipper Pines himself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in delight, as Dipper, dressed as J.C. Chasez, sings Bye Bye Bye)
  • Dipper: (singing) (Hey, Hey) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly, When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone I know that I can't take no more  It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth, Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason,  Baby come on I live for you and me,  And now I really come to see,  That life would be much better once you're gone. I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh) It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough Don't wanna be your fool In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye... I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough) But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough), I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough). Might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye.
  • (Bye Bye Bye ends)
  • Dipper: I've won! I've finally did it!
  • (Star taps Dipper on the shoulder)
  • Dipper: Huh?
  • Star: Here's a kiss for you.
  • (But Pacifca pushes Star out of the way)
  • Pacifica: Back right off, Star Butterfly! He's mine now!
  • Star: (gasps)
  • Brad: Ha ha! What a dill weeded princess!
  • Fiona: (dismissively) How pathetic huh, Brad?
  • Lucia: Oh, give me a break!
  • Kermit: Our final act ends with a Victorious hit named Finally Falling!
  • Jasper: As sung by Randy Cunningham and Annie Roberts themselves!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in delight as Randy and Annie, dressed as Beck and Tori, sing Finally Falling)
  • Annie: Suddenly, my choice is clear. I knew when only you and I were standing here.
  • Randy: And beautiful is all I see.
  • Randy and Annie: It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be.
  • (Randy and Annie start to dance)
  • Annie: That money isn't worth a thing, If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it. True love doesn't cost a thing And if you try to buy it, you can't return it.
  • Background Singers: No, no, oh, oh!
  • Annie: Your friends are doing all the same things And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
  • Randy and Annie: Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling! Finally falling, falling!
  • Annie: I don't need all the finer things, Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something. 'Cause love is all I need, All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
  • Background Singers: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • (Randy spins Annie like a top)
  • Annie: My friends are wondering what you're thinking! And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
  • Randy and Annie: But it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • Annie: If you can't find love when you're in it Just forget it. It would change your mind once you get it. Don't you get it? 'Cause we did it. Yeah, we did it. Well, we did it.
  • Randy and Annie: Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
  • (Finally Falling ends)
  • Randy: That was so Bruce!
  • Annie: We knew we'd be the winners!
  • (Gonger smacks his gong again)
  • Gonger: One story to go!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yeah, Gonger!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Our narrow gauge adventure.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's about Duncan's big spooky adventure.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Duncan Gets Spooked starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The little engines were busy clearing their railroad of leaves and broken branches. Peter Sam and Rusty often work together. One day, Rusty helped Peter Sam to a water tower. Peter Sam felt much better after his long drink, but the freight cars were bored.
  • Freight Cars: Let's break away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Their loads were heavy and the coupling old. One snapped.
  • Freight Cars: Faster, faster!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted the freight cars. A sign read: Slow Steep Bends and Ravine Ahead. But the silly freight cars never saw it. Then, it was too late.
  • (The freight cars fall down into the ravine)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Peter Sam arrived at the scene of the disaster. His driver sighed.
  • Peter Sam's Driver: This was our fault. We didn't secure them properly. We'll have to get help to pull them out. Sir Topham Hatt will be very annoyed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he was.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You will work in the yard until i can trust you again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan was delighted with Peter Sam's dilemma.
  • Duncan: Fancy not securing your freight cars on a hill. They'll come back to spook you and your special funnel. Whoooo!
  • Rusty: And who's to say you're not afraid of ghosts!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Rusty.
  • Duncan: Ghosts!? Things that go bump in the night, Rubbish!
  • Rusty: Well i'll tell you a story that will make your funnel quiver.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Rusty said.
  • Rusty: A long time ago, a little engine was returning home. It was a misty moonlight night. Suddenly, the engine lost control and plunged over the side into the swamps below. He was never found again. But many of workmen will tell you that when the moon is full, They had seen the little engine trying to get home. But he never reached the other side. So what did you think of that, Duncan?
  • Duncan: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Duncan.
  • Rusty: Never mind him, Peter Sam. He'd be frightened if he really saw a ghost.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This gave Peter Sam's driver an idea.
  • Peter Sam's Driver: Let's play a trick on Duncan.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The next day he spoke to Duncan's driver and fireman who agreed.
  • Duncan's Driver: We'll do it, tonight.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duncan had to take coal cars to the slate mine and then bring cars back. Duncan's driver decided as part of a plan to cross the old iron bridge.
  • Duncan: Haunted bridge, rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Duncan.
  • Duncan: It's as tame as a pet rabbit's.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But all the same, he kept thinking about Rusty's story. When dusk fell, he was keen to leave.
  • Duncan: If we don't go now, Skarloey will take my favorite place in the shed.
  • Duncan's Driver: We have to collect our cars first.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: His driver replied. He could see the plan was working because Duncan was nervous. When night fell, they set off. The mist were rising around the old iron bridge. Duncan whistled and the sound echoed everywhere. Then, ahead, he saw flickering lights. His driver knew they were only insects that shine brightly at night, but to Duncan they look like an engine. Next, his driver secretly threw a rock from the cab into the ravine below.
  • Duncan: It's the ghost! Take me back! Take me back, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Duncan reached the safety of his shed, he closed his eyes tightly.
  • Duncan's Driver: Spooked are you, Duncan?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed his driver.
  • Duncan: No! I'm asleep!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Duncan refused to open his eyes. He did though when he thought his driver wasn't looking just to make sure that he was still there.
  • (Duncan Gets Spooked ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Duncan got spooked all over.
  • Tweety: Now, that's what I tawt about him.
  • Sweetie: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Kermit: And this concert's winner goes to...
  • (Jasper checks on the list)
  • Jasper: ...Ash Ketchum from New Bark Town!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mel: What?! Ash won?!
  • Brittney: How stupid he is!
  • Meilin: Oh, dear!
  • Malinda: Simple jerk!
  • Mary: Well done, big brother. I'm sure your mom and dad will understand.
  • Ash: Ah, thanks, little sister.
  • Michelle: Excuse me, Ash, but there's a letter for you.
  • (Ash takes the letter Michelle is holding and reads it carefully)
  • Rebecca: What does it say?
  • Ash: It says: Gary was here? (BOING!) I'm a loser?!
  • (He growls fiercely as he shreds the letter apart, while his friends watch in horror)
  • Howard: Ash what's happening?!
  • Janna: You've got to calm down!
  • Ash: (enraged) Oh, that Gary! I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (He dashes out of the Cartoon Academy in anger)
  • Pooh: Ash, wait!
  • Christopher Robin: Come back!
  • (But Ash has already raced away to find his rival)
  • Penn: Oh, no!
  • Hope: Now, we're in for it!
  • Al: I guess Ash is rivals with Gary huh, Jodie?
  • Jodelle: You're right, Al.
  • (Scooby does his Where Are You gulp as we end the video)
  • (While the credits roll, Boo Boo Choo Choo is shown)
  • Children: Boo!
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Boy: What's that moving in the corner?
  • Girl: What's that shadow on the wall?
  • Children: (singing) Don't be afraid, don't be scared. It really is nothing at all.
  • Boy: But I saw something in the corner.
  • Girl: I saw that shadow on the wall.
  • Children: (singing) It's just your imagination.
  • Girl: Look! It's just the wise old owl. (whooo)
  • Children: (singing) Boo boo, choo choo Don't be afraid of the dark It's easily explained you see Why things go bump in the night - Boo! Boo boo, choo choo Don't wander from your track And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be Don't be afraid of the dark. The little engine wondered He thought and thought all night Really nothing's changed, it's just the same Just daylight turned to night.
  • Girl: But something moved in the corner. A shadow crossed the wall.
  • Children: (singing) He closed his eyes, counted ten.
  • Girl: And remembered the wise old owl.
  • (whooo)
  • Children: (singing) Boo, boo, choo choo Don't be afraid of the dark When the lights go out and you have your doubts Why things go bump in the night - Boo! Boo boo, choo choo Don't wander from your mark And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be Don't be afraid of the dark.
  • (Whistling)
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Children: (singing) So, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be Don't be afraid of the dark. Boo boo, choo choo Don't be afraid of the dark It's easily explained you see Why things go bump in the night - Boo! Boo boo, choo choo Don't wander from your track And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be Don't be afraid of the dark.
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Boy: What's that moving in the corner?
  • Girl: What's that shadow on the wall?
  • Children: (singing) Don't be afraid, don't be scared It really is nothing at all.
  • Boy: But I saw something in the corner.
  • Girl: A shadow crossed the wall.
  • Children: (singing) It's just your imagination.
  • Girl: Look! It's just the wise old owl.
  • (whooo)
  • Children: (singing) Boo boo, choo choo Don't be afraid of the dark It's easily explained you see Why things go bump in the night - Boo! Boo boo, choo choo Don't wander from your track And don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be Don't be afraid of the dark No, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be (laughs) Don't be afraid of the dark. Boo!
  • (Owl hoots)

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