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Mr. Conductor's Karaoke of The Year is a Netflix Crossover Video served by Pikachufreak himself. Its theme is singing in a karaoke contest.

Plot

  • Today, we join the casts of Shining Time Station, Doki, Little Women, The Swiss Family Robinson, VeggieTales, 3-2-1 Penguins!, House of Mouse, PB&J Otter, Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats, Wild Kratts, A Bug's Life, Bee Movie, Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman, Charlie Church Mouse, Lomax The Hound of Music, and Raggs, as they prepare for an annual karaoke night at the Christian Redentor House. Among the cast are the same casts from See-More's Playhouse. Also on the list are Rebecca Norman, Roxanne Rock, Corey Riffin, The Hex Girls, The Pussycats, Corey's male friends Kin and Kon Kujira with Nick Mallory on their side (in Laney Penn's absence), Gonger, Kermit The Frog and Jasper J. Rock.

Cast of Shows

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Little Women
  4. The Swiss Family Robinson
  5. VeggieTales
  6. 3-2-1 Penguins!
  7. House of Mouse
  8. PB&J Otter
  9. Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats
  10. Wild Kratts
  11. A Bug's Life
  12. Bee Movie
  13. Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
  14. Charlie Church Mouse
  15. Lomax The Hound of Music
  16. Raggs
  17. Pokemon
  18. Mucha Lucha
  19. Hoop-a-Joop
  20. Teen Hearts
  21. Scooby-Doo
  22. Tiny Toon Adventures
  23. Jackie Chan Adventures
  24. Marilyn
  25. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  26. The Replacements
  27. Power Crystal Girls
  28. The Emperor's New School
  29. Phineas and Ferb
  30. Accidentally Adventures
  31. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  32. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  33. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  34. Megaman NT Warrior
  35. Static Shock
  36. Phantom Investigators
  37. Cardcaptors
  38. The Clique
  39. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  40. Jumanji
  41. Men In Black: The Series
  42. Batman Beyond
  43. Timon and Pumbaa
  44. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  45. Tetris Attack
  46. Rumor Has It
  47. Future Worm!
  48. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  49. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  50. Tom and Jerry Tales
  51. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  52. Friends Forever
  53. Ozzy and Drix
  54. The Dork Diaries
  55. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  56. Starlight
  57. Gravity Falls
  58. Wander Over Yonder
  59. The 7D
  60. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  61. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  62. Pickle and Peanut
  63. Fangbone!
  64. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  65. Sonic X
  66. Fluffy Gardens
  67. TMNT 2003
  68. Mermaids On The Go
  69. The Goldfish Diaries
  70. Star Fox
  71. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  72. Glitter Force
  73. Turbo FAST
  74. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  75. Captain N: The Game Master
  76. The Red Ribbon
  77. Dragons
  78. All Hail King Julien
  79. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  80. Dawn of The Croods
  81. The Secret Saturdays
  82. Generator Rex
  83. Donkey Kong Country
  84. WarioWare
  85. Future Card Buddyfight
  86. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  87. Jeff and Taylor
  88. Huckapoo
  89. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  90. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  91. SWAT Kats
  92. The Pirates of Dark Water
  93. X-Men: Evolution
  94. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  95. Xiaolin Showdown
  96. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy's Chocolate Crunch
  2. James and The Red Balloon
  3. Salty's Secret
  4. Harvey To The Rescue
  5. A Bad Day For Harold
  6. Thomas and The Jet Engine

Songs

  1. Thomas' Anthem
  2. Like A Virgin by Madonna (during the preparation scene)
  3. The Potential Breakup Song (covered by Ash Ketchum, Rebecca Norman and The Hex Girls)
  4. Born This Way (by Nikki Yanagisawa)
  5. All I Want (covered by Brad Buttowski)
  6. That Is His Business (covered by Mitchie O'Hara)
  7. Say You'll Be There (sung by Brock, Roxanne Rock and The Pussycats)
  8. Run With Us (sung by Claire Lyons)
  9. Kids In America (sung by Felicia McCoy)
  10. The Sweet Escape (covered by Howard Weinerman and Janna Sullivan)
  11. I Won't Forget You (covered by Misty and the boys of Grojband)
  12. What If God Was One of Us (covered by Buena Girl)
  13. Breakaway (covered by Mel Blake in a Kelly Lynn Barber style)
  14. On The Floor (by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero in a clean version)
  15. Never Never Never Give Up (the end theme)

Trivia

  • This video marks the first appearances of The Clique.
  • Kimiko wears her Oil In The Family outfit.
  • New songs: I Won't Forget You and What If God Was One of Us.
  • The boys of Grojband debut.
  • It is revealed that Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini are scared of Flik and Barry.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the 1998 Lyrick Studios logo)
  • (We are then followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with Thomas' Anthem)
  • Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
  • Boy: And don't forget Percy!
  • Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
  • (We soon find Doki and the gang at the Christian Redentor House)
  • Doki: Here we are, guys!
  • Bob: The bible says that god's home is Christian Redentor.
  • Mickey: So, how'd you like it?
  • Ash: Cool!
  • Raimundo: I remember the time Draculaura and I are childhood partners.
  • Mel: I'd love to go on guitar sessions!
  • Meilin: Indeed.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for our friends Heathcliff and the others?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it is.
  • Mindy: So, sweet kitten, it's good to have the karaoke starting tonight.
  • Kazane: Cause we'll sing with you in a choir.
  • Ash: But I...
  • Lorelei: Hey, back right off! We're only in charge of Ash!
  • Jordan: He's a popular kid in New Bark Town and he has to...
  • Rabbit: That's enough, you four.
  • Donkey Kong: We've been wasting time with the karaoke.
  • Mindy, Lorelei, Kazane and Jordan: We're sorry.
  • Ash: Whew!
  • Mary: Now, you're thrilled to see Rebecca and The Hex Girls.
  • Rikochet: Even Buena Girl will sing, too.
  • Flea: And look, The Flea has newcomers!
  • (Heathcliff and the gang arrive)
  • Heathcliff and the gang: Hi, guys!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini see Flik and Barry waving at them and freak out instantly)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from them in fear)
  • Mitchie: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Howard: Lily?
  • Buster: Brianna?
  • Claire: Panini?
  • Misty: It's Flik The Ant and Barry B. Benson!
  • Mel: They're very disgusting!
  • Lily: And so gross!
  • Brianna: They even want to scare us!
  • Panini: Somebody get rid of them right now!
  • Alex: Wow, Peter, those five are a quintuplet of scaredy cats!
  • Peter: It's a joke!
  • (They laugh hysterically, until Brittney and Kendall stomp on each of their feet)
  • Alex and Peter: AIYEEE!!!
  • Brittney and Kendall: Shut up, you stupid scallions!
  • Judy: (defending Alex and Peter) Hey, don't call them scallions! Why don't you leave them alone!
  • Virgil: Oh, great!
  • Richie: Now, we're in for it.
  • Janna: Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, Panini, are you girls alright?
  • Hope: Tell us what has happened?
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini: (in unison) This isn't...a bug expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • Hector: What?! A torture chamber?!
  • Wordsworth: You've got to be kidding, huh?
  • Jade: We know that Flik and Barry want to be friends with you.
  • Buena Girl: And you know what, a cowardly girl never gets scared like before.
  • (Lexi knocks Jade and Buena Girl away)
  • Lexi: (angrily) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini growl with great fury)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: Here we go again.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: Yeah!
  • Brock: (blushing with glee) My darling Vanessa Bloome! I haven't seen you for years!
  • Vanessa: B-Brock?!
  • Brock: (proposing to Vanessa) It's time for a perfect date. Shall we do it?
  • Vanessa: Well, I...
  • (Zuzu hits Brock to the ground with her signature fan)
  • Brock: AGH! Oh...
  • Razor: Whoa!
  • T-Bone: Now, that's going to leave a mark.
  • Zuzu: Brock, shut up! It's not funny!
  • Kaiba: Oh, give me a break!
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: What is all this racket?!
  • Fangbone: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Bill: What on earth are you guys doing in here?
  • Pickle: I get it, a karaoke contest.
  • Peanut: You're thrilled to see us sing, aren't you?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Peanut. We'll have the bands help Our Heroes together.
  • Massie: Hear that? We're all in!
  • Kristen: Cool.
  • Helen: Ah just want ta be a fabulous singer.
  • Sarah: Do you know about Percy ze petite green engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exactly, Sarah. He got chocolate all over him. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Percy's Chocolate Crunch starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt's engines love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful as they puffed across the Island of Sodor. Percy often has the dirtiest work to do. But he likes to be clean as well as any other engine. Washdowns are important to Percy. But Sir Topham Hatt had bad news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Due to a water shortage...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: ...No engine shall have more than one washdown a day. Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He added and left. Percy was upset.
  • Percy: I get dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He complained.
  • Percy: I need washdowns. Gordon only does it to feel important.
  • Gordon: I am important.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon sniffed.
  • Gordon: I'm an express engine.
  • James: You're a poudy puffer, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased James.
  • Percy: No, I'm not.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Weeshed Percy and he chuffed away. Percy was loading freight cars at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the troublesome trucks were being naughty. As Percy pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out.
  • Troublesome Trucks: On! On! On!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They cried. Percy found himself under the chute and coal dust flew everywhere.
  • Percy: Oh, no. (coughs)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Coughed Percy.
  • Percy: I'm filthy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on. On the way to Callan Station, the troublesome trucks teased Percy even more.
  • Troublesome Trucks: Clickety clack, don't look back, dirty Percy's on our track.
  • Percy: Be quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy snapped. When Percy arrived at Callan Station he was very upset.
  • Percy: From now on i am only doing work where i wont get dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Harold the Helicpoter was at Callan station picking up medical supplies.
  • Harold: Hello, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called. And he took off blowing cinders and ashes everywhere.
  • Percy: Not again!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy.
  • Percy: I want a washdown.
  • Percy's Driver: Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminded his driver.
  • Percy: I want to be useful where i can't get dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy huffed.
  • Percy's Driver: There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: His driver said.
  • Percy's Driver: We can take the sugar cars.
  • Percy: Sugar.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: That's nice and clean.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was pleased. Percy didn't know that earlier a leasky freight cars had spilled oil on the track. When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes. But Percy's wheels just skidded on the oily rails.
  • Percy: Oh, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Hooted Percy.
  • (Percy crashes into the factory and six windows splat themselves as he pops out)
  • Percy: Yuck!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned.
  • Percy: I've never been this dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He was covered from funnel to firebox in sticky gooey chocolate. Back at the sheds, everyone thought it was very funny.
  • Thomas: You look good enough to eat.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas hooted.
  • James: Bon-bon Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased James.
  • Henry: Choc-ice on wheels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chipped in Henry.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon pompously.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Ahem.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a stern sounding voice. It was Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You had had a trying day, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Percy: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Percy from beneath the chocolate.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you showed us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He added.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You shall have your washdown.
  • Percy: Oh, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And a new coat of paint.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy just beamed.
  • (Percy's Chocolate Crunch ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how chocolate can be tasty after all.
  • Dizzy: Yummy.
  • Slam: You'd be all leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Misty: Lexi's right about getting scared, but sometimes we can't go buggy.
  • Togepi: Toge?
  • Mel: It isn't the same!
  • Lily: We want to admire other animals.
  • Brianna: Like pets for example.
  • Panini: Hope so.
  • (As we go to a montage of the preparations, Like A Virgin plays)
  • Madonna: I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you I was beat Incomplete I'd been had, I was sad and blue But you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new Hoo, Like a virgin Touched for the very first time Like a virgin When your heart beats Next to mine Gonna give you all my love, boy My fear is fading fast Been saving it all for you 'Cause only love can last You're so fine And you're mine Make me strong, yeah you make me bold Oh your love thawed out Yeah, your love thawed out What was scared and cold Like a virgin, hey Touched for the very first time Like a virgin With your heartbeat Next to mine Whoa Whoa, ah Whoa You're so fine And you're mine I'll be yours 'Till the end of time 'Cause you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel I've nothing to hide Like a virgin, hey Touched for the very first time Like a virgin With your heartbeat Next to mine Like a virgin, ooh ooh Like a virgin Feels so good inside When you hold me, And your heart beats, And you love me Oh oh, ooh whoa Oh oh oh whoa Whoa oh ho, ho Ooh baby Yeah Can't you hear my heart beat For the very first time?
  • (Like A Virgin ends)
  • (We soon transit to Ash, Mary and their friends walking along)
  • Ash: I wonder if you hurt Flik and Barry's feelings with your fear of bugs.
  • Mary: Even Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini are scared, too.
  • Misty: It's true.
  • Brock: We'd better hope for our bands to show up.
  • (Rebecca, Roxanne, The Hex Girls, The Pussycats and The Boys of Grojband appear)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Roxanne: Good to see you, Brocky-Boy!
  • Ash: (blushing in delight) Hi, Rebecca, hi, Hex Girls!
  • Brock: (also blushing in delight) I've finally found Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (They fall to the floor in love)
  • Misty: Uh, hi, Corey.
  • Corey: Nice to meet you, Misty.
  • Kin: We've heard that Laney has departed for a new band.
  • Kon: So now, Nick Mallory is at our side.
  • Nick: As a pleasure.
  • Misty: Cool! Now, I'll join a boy band!
  • (The others arrive and see Ash and Brock on the ground)
  • Rikochet: Oh, my!
  • Flick: Aw, Cheese and Quackers!
  • Allie: Great!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So, how many songs do we have to sing?
  • Rebecca: Twelve!
  • Thorn: You'll like it, huh?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Exactly, Thorn.
  • Roxanne: We hope this'll work!
  • Josie: Do you know about James?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Josie. He can hardly think of a red hot air balloon. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and James and The Red Balloon starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It is summer holiday time on the Island of Sodor. Vacationers come far and wide to enjoy the beauty of the island. It is the busiest time of the year for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Thomas was excited. Sir Topham Hatt had sent him to pick up a special to deliver to Dryaw arfield.
  • Percy: Wht did you got there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Tooted Percy.
  • Thomas: A balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Percy: A party balloon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy excitedly.
  • Thomas: No.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: This is a very special balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he chuffed away. Soon, Thomas arrived at the airfield and hot air was puffed into the balloon.
  • James: What is that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • Thomas: A hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: It would take vacationers on rides around the island.
  • James: Taking vacationers on rides around the island is our job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wheeshed James jealously. Then, as if by magic, the hot air balloon rose silently up into the sky.
  • James: What if the hot air balloon takes our passengers away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed James.
  • James: What would happen to us then.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This made Thomas worried. Suddenly, he wasn't so excited about the balloon. The balloon can be seen by everyone on the Island of Sodor. Duck gazed at it for so long, he ran into the back of Stepney.
  • Donald: Why, 'tis a floating basket with folks in it...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: Whatever would they dream up next?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas. James and Thomas were waiting at the level crossing. They were still worried about the hot air balloon.
  • Thomas: If it takes our passengers away...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: They'll be no use for us engines.
  • James: Passengers should travel on trains.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • James: Not in silly balloons.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then something big and round and red drifted straight towards them.
  • Voice: We're out of hot air!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted a voice.
  • James: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: What's happening!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Crash! Bang! Wallop! Went the balloon and landed right on top of James. He was so scared, he let out a huge burst of steam which blew the balloon up again. The balloon rose into the air once more.
  • James' Driver: Well done, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
  • James' Driver: Your hot air did the trick.
  • Thomas: Oh no, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: You saved the hot air balloon.
  • James: I didn't mean to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Groaned James.
  • James: Now we're sure to take our passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wherever James went, he could see the balloon carrying vacationers across the island. He felt he should be taking those passengers.
  • James: Rails are better than hot air any day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James arrived back at the station. There were lots of people on the platform. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, James.
  • James: But now the passengers will ride in the hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're right, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But they will need a ride home in a train.
  • Mr. Condutor 2: James was delighted. Sir Topham Hatt was right. The engines were busier than ever. Taking vacationers to and from the airfield. Whenever James sees the red balloon, he whistles and toots. And sometimes when he's asleep at night, James dreams he can fly too. Just like the red balloon.
  • (James and The Red Balloon ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how balloons can give rides to visitors.
  • Mona: Interesting.
  • Penny: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ash: I'll go with Rebecca and The Hex Girls in our first hit.
  • Mary: I'm counting on you.
  • (Soon, the karaoke night begins as Kermit The Frog and Jasper J. Rock arrive)
  • Kermit: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to tonight's annual karaoke.
  • Jasper: We on Smile of A Child want to thank everyone for helping the lord.
  • Evy: This is exciting.
  • Rick: Indeed, it is.
  • Kermit: Now, let's give it all a hand to Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
  • Jasper: They're rocking to Aly and A.J.'s The Potential Breakup Song, and here they are right now!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls sing The Potential Breakup Song)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala It took too long It took too long It took too long for you to call back. And normally I would just forget that Except for the fact it was my birthday My stupid birthday I played along I played along I played along Rolled right off my back But obviously my armor was cracked What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? Who would forget that? The type of guy who doesn’t see What he has until she leaves Don’t let me go. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Wise up now or pay the cost Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me We got along We got along We got along until you did that Now all I want is just my stuff back Do you get that? Let me repeat that I want my stuff back You can send it in a box I don’t care just drop it off I won’t be home. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Minus you I’m better off Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ to me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me You can try, you can try You know I know it’d be a lie Without me you’re gonna die So you better think clearly, clearly Before you nearly, nearly Mess up the situation that you're gonna miss dearly, dearly. C’mon You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no) Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ (no, no, no, no) Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no, no, no, no) Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me This is the potential make-up song Please just admit you’re wrong Which will it be? Which will it be?
  • (The Potential Breakup Song ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Rebecca: Yes!
  • Thorn: We're a cracking band!
  • Dusk: Oh boy!
  • Luna: Awesome!
  • Sakura: (to Madison) Wow, Madison, it's good to see Ash perform.
  • Madison: You're right, Sakura.
  • Kermit: In our second act is Lady Gaga's Born This Way.
  • Jasper: As performed by Nikki Yanagisawa herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Nikki sings Born This Way)
  • Nikki: (singing) It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way, baby. My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are" She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe" "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say" I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way Baby I was born this way Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't be a drag ‒ just be a queen [x3] Don't be! Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey) I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith) [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to be brave. [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way.
  • (Born This Way ends)
  • Nikki: Yes! I did it!
  • Ralph: (as he arrives) Hey, Nick. What's up?
  • Nikki: Ralph, it's you!
  • Ralph: Emily has told me about your performance.
  • Nikki: (scratching her head and blushing) Ah, that's good.
  • Kermit: Right before our third story, here's an Offspring song called All I Want.
  • Jasper: Sung by Kick's rebellious older brother, Brad Buttowski!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Brad performs All I Want)
  • Brad: (singing) Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after Day home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends)
  • Brad: Woo! I'm number one!
  • Brittney: (to Star) See, Star? I did tell you about Brad.
  • Star: (face-palming) Aw, crud!
  • (But at that moment, Gonger hits his signature gong)
  • Rabbit: I heard that. Which one of you smacked it?
  • Gonger: It's me!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That's Gonger.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We have four more stories left.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So here's one about Salty.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Salty's Secret starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All the engines on the Island of Sodor love their work. But sometimes there was too much work. That's what Sir Topham Hatt brings new engines to the island. Salty the Dockyard Diesel is one of these engines. He loves to tell tales of the sea.
  • Salty: We heave until the old favor quite the tide. Arrgh, it's good to be useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty was excited about coming to the Island of Sodor. Islands are surrounded by the sea. Salty loves the sea. Soon Salty arrived at his new job.
  • Salty: Ahoy, mateys. Salty, pride of the seven seas. I'm the new diesel and I'm here to give you some help.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben didn't think they needed any help, especially from a diesel.
  • Mavis: Welcome to Center Island Quarry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis said proudly. Salty looked all around. Everywhere he looked, he saw nothing but rocks.
  • Salty: A quarry?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Salty: There must be some mistake. I'm a dockyard diesel.
  • Mavis: You're a quarry diesel now.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for Sir Topham Hatt. Salty was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful engine and he sent to work at once.
  • Salty: Ah well.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty said.
  • Salty: At least they're be trucks.
  • Mavis: You better mind them.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis said.
  • Mavis: They can be a bother.
  • Bill: He won't last five minutes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Ben: Those trucks will trip him up soon enough.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. But to Bill and Ben surprised, the trucks seem to give Salty no trouble at all.
  • Salty: ...the tiller spins and the captain yawns. Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang Salty.
  • Trucks: And the captain yawns.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang the trucks. Thanks to Salty, Sir Topham Hatt's important job was almost done. Bill and Ben were surprised and a little jealous.
  • Ben: Here comes Mr. Show Off.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Grouched Ben.
  • Mavis: You have to admit he's got a neck with those trucks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: Driver says he'll board the boats off his stories.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Bill. But Salty didn't say a word. He didn't come near the shed. Mavis was worried. She rolled along side and asked him what he was doing on his own.
  • Salty: Oh I thought I might I catch a bit of sea breeze.
  • Mavis: You really miss the sea, don't you?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Mavis.
  • Salty: Aye.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Salty.
  • Salty: I do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Salty knew the quarry work was important. The next day he tried to show Bill and Ben his secret with the trucks.
  • Salty: I like working to a musical rhythm.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Salty: And so did the trucks. Why don't you give it a try, me harties?
  • Bill: Here we go, here we go, here we go.
  • Ben: No we don't, no we don't, no we don't don't don't.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But try as they might, Bill and Ben could not move the trucks the way Salty could. Later that day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the quarry. He was surprised the job had been completed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
  • Mavis: It was Salty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: We couldn't have done it without him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then I've got a bigger job for you, Salty.
  • Salty: Aye-aye, Sir. What kind of quarry is it?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Quarry?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sending you to Brendam Docks.
  • Salty: The docks!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty explained.
  • Salty: The docks are hard by the sea! Oh thank you Sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Salty: This reminds me of the time in bimini.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Salty was telling stories again. Salty loves Brendam Docks. He gets more work done then three engines and feels really useful. And only the trucks know his secrets.
  • Salty: ...the tiller spins and the captain yawns.
  • (Salty's Secret ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Salty came to visit the Island of Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Interesting.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We do love his tales.
  • Kermit: In our fourth act is That Is His Business.
  • Jasper: It's a mariachi sensation sung by Mitchie O'Hara.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Mitchie sings That Is Business)
  • Mitchie: (singing) They ask me that if we are lovers, that if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend .... That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*) That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ... even if you don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: I did it! I've made it at last!
  • Scott: (as he arrives) Yo, Mitch!
  • Mitchie: Scott?
  • Scott: Nicely done for singing. I'm impressed.
  • Mitchie: Thanks.
  • Kermit: In our fifth act is a Spice Girls hit called Say You'll Be There!
  • Jasper: Sung by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats sing Say You'll Be There)
  • Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats: I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
  • (Say You'll Be There ends)
  • Brock: We did it!
  • Roxanne: Oh, boy!
  • Josie: We've been a hit!
  • Melody: (giggling) Exactly!
  • Valerie: It's good to be friends together.
  • (Erika watches Brock from outside)
  • Erika: Nice work, Brock. You've earned it.
  • Kermit: In our sixth act is Lisa Lougheed's Run With Us.
  • Jasper: As sung by Claire Lyons!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Claire sings Run With Us)
  • Claire: (singing) When darkness falls, Leaving shadows in the night, Don't be afraid, Wipe that fear from your eyes. If a desperate love, Keeps on driving you wrong, Don't be afraid, You're not alone. You can run with us, We've got everything you need, Run with us, We are free. Come with us, I see passion in your eyes, Run with us. When the cold wind blows, Turn your collar to the cold, Don't be ashamed, If you need someone to hold. If you're sinking in quicksand, And it's dragging you down, And you feel you're going under, We'll be around. You can run with us, We've got everything you need, Run with us, We are free. Come with us, I see passion in your eyes, Run with us.
  • (Short instrumental break)
  • Claire: (continues singing) When you're behind closed doors, All alone by yourself, And you're longing inside, To be somebody else. You pick up the telephone, And there's no one on the line, Don't be afraid, 'Cause there's still time. You can run with us, We've got everything you need, Run with us, We are free. Come with us, I see passion in your eyes, Run with us. (Repeat Chorus) Run with us.
  • (Run With Us ends)
  • Claire: I did it! I did it!
  • Massie: (to her friends) Now that's what Claire meant to sing.
  • Kristen, Alicia and Dylan: Yep.
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Three more stories left.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What an amazing idea!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Here's Harvey's arrival to Sodor.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Harvey To The Rescue starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway love brendam docks. There's always lots of work to keep them busy. And they enjoyed seeing new arrivals onto the Island of Sodor. An exciting new arrival was an engine Cranky the Crane was unloading. It was heavy.
  • Cranky: This makes my chain ache.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Groaned Cranky.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This is Harvey the Crane Engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said proudly. The other engines thought Harvey look strange. Harvey was happy to be on the ground. He didn't like dangling from Cranky's arm at all.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: These gentlemen are The Railway Board.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Tomorrow, Harvey will give them a demonstration. If it goes well, he will join the railway.
  • Percy: What's a Dimurstation.
  • Thomas: Demonstration.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Is when you show off what you can do.
  • Bertie: Like when Thomas and i have a race.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bertie.
  • Bertie: Vroom! Vroom!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That evening, Thomas had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Harvey parked near the sheds. Harvey could hear the other engines talking about him. This made him sad.
  • Henry: Harvey's different.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Edward: He doesn't even look like an engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Edward.
  • Gordon: Surely Sir Topham Hatt won't let him pull coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Gordon.
  • James: He's just Cranky On Wheels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • Percy: He's not taking my mail.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy. Thomas felt sorry for Harvey.
  • Thomas: Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Harvey wasn't sure he wanted to stay when no one wanted him. The next morning, Sir Topham Hatt sent the engines off to a useful day's work.
  • Harvey: Maybe might coming here wasn't a good idea, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Harvey chuffed sadly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Nonsene.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Harvey: But the engines don't like me. I'm too different.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Different is what makes you special.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And that made Harvey feel better. Out on the branch line, Percy was having trouble with the trucks.
  • Trucks: Faster we go, faster we go. Pull him along, don't let him slow.
  • Percy: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. His driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. He went off the rails at Bulgy's bridge. Luckily, no one was hurt. Bertie arrived and was pleased Percy was all right. But he was also very cross.
  • Bertie: You blocked the road!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bertie snapped. He was worried he wouldn't get the gentlemen of the railway board to the demonstration on time. When Sir Topham Hatt heard the news, he went straight to Harvey.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I need you to rescue one of my engines.
  • Harvey: I'll do my best, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Harvey said bravely and he set off inmediately. Harvey soon arrived and set to work. In no time, Percy was back on the tracks. The gentlemen of the railway board were very impressed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That was the demonstration of all. The gentlemen of the railway board have decided you shall join the railway.
  • Harvey: Oh, thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Harvey said proudly. That night, Harvey heard the engines talking again. This time it was different.
  • Gordon: Well done, Harvey.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • James: Very useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • Percy: You can take my mail.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Thomas: You see.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Different can be good.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All the engines agreed.
  • Engines: Welcome to the Sodor Railway!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They called. Harvey smiled happily.
  • (Harvey To The Rescue ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Harvey came to the Island of Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Amazing.
  • Kermit: In our seventh act is Kim Wilde's Kids In America.
  • Jasper: As sung by Friends Forever leader, Felicia McCoy!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Felicia sings Kids In America)
  • Felicia: (singing) Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's moving I can feel the heat but it's soothing, heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town Downtown the young ones are going Downtown the young ones are growing We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round Bright lights, the music gets faster Look, boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance I'm not leaving now, honey, not a chance Hot-shot, give me no problems Much later, baby, you'll be saying nevermind You know life is cruel, life is never kind Kind hearts don't make a new story Kind hearts don't grab any glory We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la (Sing) La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la Come closer, honey, that's better Got to get a brand new experience, feeling right Oh, don't try to stop, baby, hold me tight Outside a new day is dawning Outside suburbia's sprawling everywhere I don't want to go, baby New York to east California There's a new wave coming, I warn ya We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody lives for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la (Sing) La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America.
  • (Kids In America ends)
  • Felicia: Oh, boy! I did it!
  • Cole: (watching Felicia from the window) That's great. I knew Felicia's a singer.
  • Kermit: In our eighth act is The Sweet Escape.
  • Jasper: It's a Gwen Stefani/Akon hit sung by Janna and Howard!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Janna and Howard sing The Sweet Escape)
  • Howard: Woo-Hoo, Yee-Hoo!
  • Janna: If I could escape. I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
  • Howard and Janna: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
  • Howard: (as he twirls Janna like a spinning top) I want to get away, to our sweet escape I want to get away, yeah.
  • Janna: You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground So baby, times get a little crazy I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me I can see that you're angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me.
  • Howard and Janna: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold? If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world & I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy)I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better & tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away, get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (To our sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (Yeah)Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo.
  • (The Sweet Escape ends)
  • Howard: We've done it!
  • Janna: Now, we're kissing!
  • (Howard and Janna both kiss together)
  • Kermit: In our ninth act is a Poison hit called I Won't Forget You.
  • Jasper: Sung by Misty and the Boys of Grojband.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Misty, Corey, Nick, Kin and Kon sing I Won't Forget You)
  • Misty, Corey, Nick, Kin and Kon: Late at night I close my eyes And think of how things could have been And when I look back I remember some words you had said to me It's better to have lost at love Then never to have loved at all I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I could I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah Sometimes in my head I can still see pictures of you And I laugh to myself When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I could I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah I should let you fade away But that just wouldn't be me Oh, baby Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I could I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you)Memories slowly fade I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) And all the plans we made I won't forget you baby.
  • (I Won't Forget You ends)
  • Misty: We made it!
  • Corey: Boo-Ya!
  • Nick: Now, we're done!
  • Kin: We'll tell our female counterparts about this!
  • Kon: Yep!
  • Rudy: (as he arrives) Misty, good to see you.
  • Misty: Hey, Rudy!
  • Rudy: Mahri has told me about rock bands, and I'm pleased to hear it.
  • Misty: Thanks.
  • (Gonger hits the gong for the second time)
  • Gonger: Two more stories left!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Awesome!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Oh, boy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Get ready for Harold's accident!
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and A Bad Day For Harold starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Harold the Helicopter loves flying up in a bright blue sky, over the Island of Sodor, he looks out for anyone in distress. Sometimes he delivers the mail. This made Percy very cross.
  • Harold: The mail run is done. Is there anymore? I can deliver it for you in a jiff. That's what friends are for.
  • Percy: Delivering the mail is an engine's job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy grumpily. Percy has many jobs but carrying the mail is his favorite. It makes him feel really useful. The next morning, Percy was happily pulling the mail train.
  • Percy: Must be on time, must be on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He chuffed. But up ahead, there was trouble with the signal box. It was broken. The signal engineers did not know how long it would take to fix. Percy had to stop. It's not safe for engines to run without signals but Percy was very upset.
  • Percy: I'm going to be late.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Percy: And it's not even my fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was in his office enjoying his toast and marmalade when he heard the news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Percy is stuck at a broken signal. Then Harold must take the mail.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Poor Percy was still waiting and still upset. The last time he was held up the mail was given to Harold.
  • Percy: It made me feel like a really useless engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He sighed.
  • Driver: Well, the mail must arrive on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. Just then they heard a familiar sound coming from above.
  • Harold: Hello.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Harold.
  • Harold: Sir Topham Hatt says you need my help. That's what friends are for.
  • Percy: Oh, no.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. But Sir Topham Hatt had made up his mind. There was nothing Percy could do. Percy's driver helped load the mail bags into Harold's cargo net.
  • Harold's Pilot: Maybe we should take the mail bags a few at a time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Harold's pilot.
  • Harold's Pilot: They're very heavy.
  • Harold: I have to make too many trips then i'd be as slow as Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And so they loaded all the mail into Harold's net at once and the engineer continued to work on the signal. Just as they finished loading a signal engineer cried out.
  • Signal Engineer: It's fixed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Percy: Wait, Harold!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted Percy.
  • Percy: I'm ready to go!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Harold had already taken off. Percy watched the mail disappear. He was upset. But then they all heard a strange sound.
  • Harold's Pilot: Watch out for those trees, Harold!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried his pilot.
  • Harold: My net is too heavy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wailed Harold.
  • Percy: Harold is in trouble!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy cried.
  • Percy: We must try to help him.
  • (Crash!)
  • Percy: Are you all right?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Percy.
  • Harold: Just get someone to put me out of this haystack!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sputtered Harold and Percy did as fast as he could. The next day, Harold's engine was fixed and he was flying again. Percy was very pleased to see him.
  • Percy: Want to take the mail, Harold?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy teased.
  • Percy: I'll stand by with the rescue team.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All the engines tooted and Harold hovered so low that only Percy could hear.
  • Harold: Thanks for getting to pull me out that haystack, my friend.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Percy: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: That's what friends are for.
  • (A Bad Day For Harold ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Harold got an accident.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whoa.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: How surprising.
  • Kermit: With three more songs left, here's a Joan Osborne song called What If God Was One of Us.
  • Jasper: As performed by Buena Girl herself.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Buena Girl sings What If God Was One of Us)
  • Buena Girl: (singing) So one of these nights and about twelve o'clock This old world's going to reel and rock Saints will tremble and cry for pain For the Lord's gonna come in his heavenly airplane If God had a name, what would it be? And would you call it to his face, If you were faced with Him in all His glory? What would you ask if you had just one question? And yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home? If God had a face, what would it look like? And would you want to see If seeing meant that you would have to believe In things like Heaven and in Jesus and the saints And all the prophets? And... Yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home? tryin' to make His way home Back up to Heaven all alone Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome Yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah  What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make His way home? Just tryin' to make His way home Like a holy rolling stone Back up to Heaven all alone Just tryin' to make His way home Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome.
  • (What If God Was One of Us ends)
  • Buena Girl: I've made it!
  • Kermit: In our eleventh act is Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
  • Jasper: Sung by Mel Blake and her precious guitar.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Mel plays with her guitar while singing Breakaway)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I did it! Thank you, everyone!
  • (Lori and Anna watch Mel from the window)
  • Lori: Wow, that Mango-Head's a star.
  • Anna: I see.
  • Kermit: Let's end the act with On The Floor.
  • Jasper: It is the final song performed by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in joy as Hope and Penn perform On The Floor)
  • Penn: Hope Roberts!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Penn and Hope start dancing)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn starts twirling Hope)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (Penn grabs Hope's hands and they spin round and round)
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: We've done it!
  • Hope: All right!
  • (Gonger hits the gong one more time)
  • Gonger: One story left!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Which means the end of the fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Uh huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Here's Thomas on a wild and fast ride.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Jet Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon is a very proud steam engine. He's the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He loves speeding along his line with the wind blowing across his funnel.
  • Gordon's Driver: You've broken the record again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: I'm the fastest!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Boasted Gordon. But not all the engines were impressed.
  • James: Speed isn't everything.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James smugily.
  • Thomas: But being reliable and useful is.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Gordon: You slow engines will never understand.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
  • Gordon: Because you'll never go as fast as me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt arrived with news of a special for Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to collect the jet engine and take it to the airfield.
  • Percy: What's a jet engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A jet engine goes forward by pushing hot air out of its back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt explained.
  • Thomas: Just like you blow up a balloon and let it go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Thomas.
  • Thomas: It's very fast.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas likes making special deliveries for Sir Topham Hatt. It makes him feel special. But secretly, he wished he could go as fast as Gordon, just once. Thomas arrived at the docks, excited to see the jet engine. It was shiny and modern and Thomas had never seen anything like it. He couldn't wait to start his journey, but Cranky was taking his time.
  • Thomas: Hurry up!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: This is a special special.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky did not like being told what to do especially by an engine. He becae so cranky, that he was careless with his hook. His hook knocked the switch and the switch started the jet engine and the engine began to wind. The wind got louder and louder and louder.
  • Cranky: Uh, oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Cranky. Before he could say anything else, the jet engine was rocketing Thomas up the track.
  • Thomas: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas. The driver tried to put on the brakes, but Thomas couldn't stop.
  • Thomas: Whoa boy!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The stationmaster called ahead.
  • Signalman: Clear the lines, it's a runaway train!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Signals were changed and points were switched. Thomas had never been so exciting. Thomas flew by James and rocketed past Henry and raced by Percy. They were amazed. Bertie was excited when he saw Thomas flying down the track.
  • Bertie: Want a race, Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Beeped Bertie.
  • Bertie: Ah, never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No one had ever seen an engine go so fast. Gordon had no idea that Thomas racing along the main line.
  • Gordon: I am the fastest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon proudly.
  • Thomas: Hi, Gordon. Bye Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon could not believe what he had seen. At last, the jet engine ran out of fuel and Thomas was back under his own power. He steamed gently back into Knapford Station.
  • Thomas: Sorry for overtaking you back there, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Thomas.
  • Gordon: Overtake me? I didn't notice.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed.
  • Henry: You didn't notice the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Thomas: Yes, i am the fastest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Thomas. Percy felt a little sorry for Gordon.
  • Percy: Gordon doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a steam engine.
  • James: But he's still full of hot air.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled James and Gordon wheeshed away.
  • (Thomas and The Jet Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Thomas had one fast ride.
  • Jackie: Thanks for the offer.
  • Uncle: Uncle knows you're all leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Kermit: And this night's winner goes to...
  • (He checks on the list)
  • Jasper: ...Ash Ketchum from New Bark Town!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mel: (dropping her guitar) WHAT?!
  • Nikki: Unbelievable!
  • Brad: I thought that Dill Weed is a loser!
  • Mitchie: Aw, man!
  • Howard: Now, we're in for it!
  • Janna: Oh well.
  • Mary: Well done, big brother. I'm sure Wilhomena and Steven will understand.
  • Ash: Thank you, little sister.
  • Riff Raff: Pardon me, Ash, but there's a letter written for you.
  • (Ash takes the letter Riff Raff is holding and reads it carefully)
  • Rebecca: What does it say?
  • Ash: It says: Gary was here? (BOING!) I'm a loser?!
  • (He growls fiercely as he rips the letter apart, while his friends watch in horror)
  • Dribble: Ash, what on earth is going on?!
  • Spitz: You've got to calm down!
  • Ash: (enraged) Oh, that Gary! I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (He dashes out of the Redentor House in anger)
  • Pooh: Ash, wait!
  • Christopher Robin: Come back!
  • (But Ash has already raced across town to find his rival)
  • Jeff: Holy man!
  • Taylor: Darn!
  • Susie: I guess Ash made a rivalry with Gary after all, huh?
  • Malinda: Yeah right.
  • (Scooby does his Where Are You gulp as we end the video)
  • (While the credits roll, Never Never Never Give Up plays)
  • Children: (singing) If you climb the highest mountain, Cross the river deep, Maybe you'll find it's never as easy As it first appears.
  • Men: (singing) As it first appears.
  • Children: (singing) Just remember not to worry, Or get down at heart Never lose faith in positive thinking You'll be amazed when you achieve All the things you start.
  • Men: (singing) All the things you start.
  • Children: (singing) So, Never, never, never give up even though the going's tough Don't stop trying, when you're tiring, and you're out of puff No, never, never, never give up even though you're feeling rough If at first you don't succeed, never, never, never give up If at first you don't succeed, Then try and try again Nothing in life is ever as easy But you get there in the end
  • Men: (singing) Get there in the end.
  • Children: (singing) So blow your cares and woes behind you Start a brand new day Nothing can stop you reaching your goal If you're determined, you can do it You will find a way.
  • Men: (singing) You will find a way.
  • Children: (singing) So, Never, never, never give up even though the going's tough Don't stop trying, when you're tiring, and you're out of puff No, never, never, never give up even though you're feeling rough If at first you don't succeed, never, never, never give up Some things seem impossible, answers hard to find No matter how improbable, you won't know until you try You can do whatever you choose it just takes a little luck So remember never, never, never give up Never, never, never give up even though the going's tough Don't stop trying, when you're tiring, and you're out of puff No, never, never, never give up even though you're feeling rough If at first you don't succeed, never, never, never give up So, Never, never, never give up even though the going's tough Don't stop trying, when you're tiring, and you're out of puff No, never, never, never give up even though you're feeling rough If at first you don't succeed, never, never, never give up! Never, never, never give up, Never, never, never give up!

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