Mr. Conductor Enters Fetch With Ruff Ruffman: To Bee or Not To Bee is the seventh episode of the crossover.


  • Ruff has just finished shooting a Busy As A Bee promotion, but finds that he can't get his bee costume off, courtesy of a broken zipper! In order for today's challenges, he sends Alex and Peter to the beach in order to see The Riverdale Teens, and Lola and Amethyst to the backyard in order to see The Pesky Family.

Shows as Characters

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Fetch With Ruff Ruffman
  3. Pokemon
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Hoop-a-Joop
  6. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  7. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
  8. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  9. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  10. The Replacements
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  12. Megaman NT Warrior
  13. Jackie Chan Adventures
  14. The New Adventures of Susie Feeble
  15. Static Shock
  16. Phantom Investigators
  17. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  18. Jumanji
  19. Gummi Bears
  20. Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
  21. The Emperor's New School
  22. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  23. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  24. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  25. Gravity Falls
  26. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  27. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  28. Tom and Jerry Tales
  29. Tetris Attack
  30. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  31. Ozzy and Drix
  32. 8 Siblings and A Middle Child
  33. Sonic X
  34. Friends Forever
  35. Fluffy Gardens
  36. Star Fox
  37. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  38. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  39. Donkey Kong Country
  40. WarioWare: The Animated Series
  41. The 7D
  42. Cardcaptors
  43. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  44. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  45. SWAT Kats: The Next Generation
  46. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  47. X-Men Evolution
  48. Tiny Toon Adventures
  49. Xiaolin Showdown
  50. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Gordon Takes A Dip
  2. James Goes Buzz Buzz


  1. Surfing USA by The Chipmunks (during Alex and Peter's surfing contest)
  2. The Green Hornet theme (1966 version, when Lola and Amethyst build a honey comb)


  • This episode introduces The Riverdale Teens and The Pesky Family.
  • This is the fourth episode where time lapse occurs. It shows Lola and Amethyst assembling the honeycomb and filling it with nectar and pollen.
  • It is revealed that Misty, Mel, Susie and Carrie hate bees.
  • No villains appear in this episode.
  • End Theme: Sweet Little Bumblebee.


  • (We open this episode with the Fetch With Ruff Ruffman theme song)
  • Ruff Ruffman: Life was missing its mystique My sqeaky toys had lost their squeak And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and BAM! My destiny is calling me! Pitched my vision for a show They loved it! Thought I was a pro They got my contract back to find To their alarm a dog had signed.
  • Background Singing Cats: Fetch!
  • Ruff: Oh, I like that name.
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
  • Ruff: I didn't wait to renovate Found 6 contestants, all were great! And now, I'm on the road to fame I've got a gameshow and its name is...
  • Cats: Fetch!
  • Ruff: It's very catchy!
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
  • Ruff: It rolls off the tongue! Can someone tell me why cats are singing?
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman Fetch!
  • (We then find Ruff having just finished his promotion)
  • Ruff: Okay, everyone. It's Busy As A Bee. Coming this year.
  • (He suddenly notices the broken zipper)
  • Ruff: Holy bone! The zipper is broken!
  • (Inside Studio G, the gang are in their seats)
  • Ash: Is something the matter, Ruff?
  • Ruff: No, Ash, but I can't get my bee costume off!
  • (All the characters gasp)
  • Shaggy: Like, you've heard it all wrong, Ruff!
  • Al: No way!
  • Knuckles: What are going to do now?!
  • Ruff: I have no choice but to send today's challenge.
  • Everyone: Phew.
  • Ruff: But never the less, I want Alex O'Connell and Peter Shepard to go to the beach.
  • Alex: Wow!
  • Peter: How amazing!
  • Ruff: You two will meet Archie and his friends here.
  • Alex and Peter: Okay!
  • Ruff: And Lola Kane and Amethyst Giger, I want you two to meet Maggie and her family at the backyard.
  • Lola: All right!
  • Amethyst: Totally!
  • Ruff: You will be a pair of beekeepers, and then be honey bees while you build the comb.
  • Lola and Amethyst: You said it!
  • Ruff: Now that these challenges are set, off your four go!
  • (Alex and the others leave Studio G)
  • Ruff: So, what's next?
  • Granny: Why don't we help you take off your costume?
  • Ruff: Good idea.
  • (Soon, Alex and Peter are at the beach)
  • Alex: Ah, the warm breeze makes us happy.
  • Peter: Yep.
  • (The Riverdale Teens arrive)
  • The Riverdale Teens: Hi, boys.
  • Alex: Archie and his friends!
  • Peter: What have you got here?
  • Archie: You will surf in a pair.
  • Reggie: It's very simple.
  • Betty: Once you finish, the drinks will be all yours.
  • Veronica: And we have to mean it.
  • Jughead: You will surf with perfect moves.
  • Alex and Peter: You got it!
  • (The Conductors sign in from the transistor radio)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'll be watching you.
  • Alex: It's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Remember to use the surfboards.
  • Peter: Exactly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: In fact, that reminds me of Gordon. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1's whistle is heard from the radio and Gordon Takes A Dip starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Gordon: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Henry: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Henry.
  • Gordon: What cheek!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • Gordon: That Henry is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Percy: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy innocently.
  • Gordon: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then it was Henry's turn to take the express. Gordon watch him getting ready.
  • Gordon: Be careful, Henry. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Gordon: Is it coaches or freight cars?
  • Driver: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Puh-huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon's fire was slow to start, so Edward had to push Gordon to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Gordon: I won't go, I won't go!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Edward: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. At last, Gordon was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Gordon: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Gordon: Oosh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed.
  • Gordon: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great engine. Don't you understand that?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They telephoned Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Edward to take it please. And Gordon? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Gordon fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon layed in the ditch all day.
  • Gordon: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Gordon: I shall never get out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Gordon crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine.
  • (Gordon Takes A Dip ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Gordon needed more carefulness in future.
  • Alex: That's true.
  • Peter: You'd be signing off, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sign off)
  • Alex: As Jonathan and Nora have promised, we'll surf together!
  • Peter: Yep.
  • (As they surf with perfect stunts, The Chipmunks can be heard off-screen singing Surfing USA)
  • The Chipmunks: If everybody had an ocean Across the U. S. A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U. S. A. You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar Ventura County line Santa Cruz and Trestle Australia's Narrabeen All over Manhattan And down Doheny Way Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S.A. We'll all be planning that route We're gonna take real soon We're waxing down our surfboards We can't wait for June We'll all be gone for the summer We're on surfari to stay Tell the teacher we're surfin' Surfin' U. S. A. Haggerties and Swamies Pacific Palisades San Onofre and Sunset Redondo Beach L. A. All over La Jolla At Wa'imea Bay. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A. Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' U.S. A.
  • (Surfing USA ends)
  • Alex: We did it!
  • Peter: Cool!
  • (Meanwhile, Lola and Amethyst arrive at the backyard)
  • Lola: We're both going to be honey girls for a day!
  • Amethyst: You said it!
  • (The Pesky Family show up)
  • Maggie and her family: Hi, girls!
  • Lola: Hi, Maggie, hi, everyone!
  • Amethyst: We've been expecting you.
  • Maggie: Look at the beehives.
  • (Lola and Amethyst look at the hives and become impressed)
  • Lola: Wow!
  • Amethyst: They look beautiful.
  • Pupert: Bees must protect themselves from people who cause harm, and they sting them on their noses easily.
  • Aldrin: Have some Beekeeper suits for you two to wear.
  • (Lola and Amethyst put on their beekeeper suits)
  • Lola: Wow!
  • Amethyst: Let's get to work, Lola!
  • (Back at Studio G, Misty, Mel, Susie and Carrie see the Bees on the screen)
  • Misty, Mel, Susie and Carrie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (The sound wakes Sleepy up)
  • Sleepy: What's going on?! Who screamed loudly like that?!
  • Ash: Is something the matter girls?
  • (He sees the bees on the screen and gasps)
  • Ash: Blast my head!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Shaggy: Zoinks!
  • Misty: It's the horrible bees!
  • Mel: They're very scary!
  • Susie: And Frightening, too!
  • Carrie: Somebody get rid of them right now!
  • Paolo: Did you say get rid of the bees?!
  • Tooty: That's impossible!
  • Jade: We don't like the way you get scared.
  • Buena Girl: Besides, it's too dangerous for all girls who don't even care.
  • Lexi: (angrily pushing them away) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • (Misty, Mel, Susie and Carrie growl loudly)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: Here we go again.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: (angrily) Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: (angrily) We don't like bugs!
  • Susie: (angrily) And we have to mean it!
  • Carrie: (angrily) Yeah!
  • Virgil: Oh great. Sis and Pops won't like that.
  • Richie: Neither do my mom and dad.
  • (Back with Lola and Amethyst, they have changed to their bee costumes)
  • Lola: We look very pretty with black pantyhose.
  • Amethyst: These match my hair.
  • Bella: (laughs joyfully)
  • Frieda: Okay, girls, you've got 100 minutes and seconds to build the honey comb and fill it with nectar and pollen.
  • Chauncey: Prepare yourselves!
  • Lola: Shall we speed up to hyper blurry lapse.
  • Amethyst: Exactly.
  • (They tune their speed to 3600)
  • Lola and Amethyst: Gentlemen, start your engines.
  • (They begin to assemble the honey comb in fast motion while we hear the 1966 Green Hornet theme)
  • (After assembling it, they fill it up with nectar and pollen)
  • (The Green Hornet theme ends as Lola and Amethyst finish at last)
  • Lola: There, all built.
  • Amethyst: And all filled in, too.
  • (The Conductors sign in from their transistor radios)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Nicely done, girls.
  • Lola: Thanks a lot, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's always important to build a honey comb at super speed.
  • Amethyst: Oh, we love that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You know, James had that experience with bees. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James Goes Buzz Buzz starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine was enjoying his work in Vicorage Orchard. Birds were singing and apples were brightening on the trees. It was a lovely day.
  • James: Hello Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: You look as bright and cheerful as my red paint.
  • Trevor: Oh i am.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor.
  • James: What's that noise?
  • Trevor: It's the bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Trevor.
  • Trevor: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. The vicar says his bees make good honey and he's giving some of them to his friends.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Just then, BoCo the diesel engine hummed in.
  • BoCo: Take care you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like being told what to do by a diesel and he buzzed away.
  • BoCo: Goodbye, Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called BoCo and set off to see Duck at the next station. Bill and Ben the tank engine twins were busy arranging cars. But they scampered off when they saw BoCo.
  • BoCo: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed BoCo.
  • BoCo: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Edward soon put a stop in their games.
  • Duck: Edward is the only one who can keep Bill and Ben in order.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: I sometimes call them "The Bees".
  • BoCo: A good name.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied BoCo.
  • BoCo: Their terrors when the start buzzing around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James bustled in.
  • James: What's that, Duck? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all, so don't let that buzz box diesel tell you different.
  • Duck: His name is BoCo, and he didn't. We...
  • James: I wouldn't care, if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off.
  • Duck: Buzz, buzz, buzz.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Retorted Duck. The next morning, James arrived at the station to collect his coaches. The passengers were excited and keened to get on board. The platform was crowded and the porter was in a hurry.
  • Porter: Mind your backs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. James heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were to cold to be cross so they buzzed around the fireman hoping he'd mend their hive. But he didn't understand, nor did his driver. So the bees turned to James. His boiler was nice and warm.
  • James: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James. One bee burnt its foot.
  • Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The bee thought James had burnt him on purpose. So it stung James right back on the nose.
  • (Doink!)
  • James: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled James. He had had enough so had his fireman and driver. They didn't notice till too late that they had left all their coaches behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun on the turntable but to no avail. They tried washing them off but the bees clung harder to James' warm boiler. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Driver: It's no good, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll just have to get back to the orchard and fetch another hive.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James' reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. The Vicar was waiting anxiously for James. When he arrived, the buzz swarm straight into their new home.
  • Driver: Come on, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: What you need now is a good hosedown.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later that evening, James was resting in the shed when the Vicar came to see him.
  • Vicar: Thank you for saving my bees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Vicar: It's the pity it's not Christmas, then we can call you James the Red-Nosed Engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone laughed even James. But instead, they decided to call James "The Bees Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever.
  • (James Goes Buzz Buzz ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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