Mr. Conductor Meets Drake and Josh: Two Idiots and A Baby

Mr. Conductor Meets Drake and Josh: Two Idiots and A Baby is the fourth and most favorite episode that Pikachufreak has chosen.

Plot

• The Maxwell Family arrive and offer Drake, Josh and the YTV characters to have a babysitting job. Greg decides to go to the annual activity with Nikki, in order to see The Bettys (Crash, Tink and Missy) and they both leave the others in charge of Ruby and Brianna. Unfortunately, Brianna's cries are so loud that everyone begins to cover their ears in pain. Richie, George, Ruby, Misty, Mel, Lexi, and Brittney begin to have an angry argument, and everything goes haywire until Dr. Anna and Dr. Proctor arrive to stop the noise. Seeing Brianna cry because she missed her sister Nikki while she and Greg are away, Dr. Anna calms her down with a lullaby and she and Dr. Proctor place her in bed. When Greg and Nikki return, they see Brianna asleep and Richie, George, Ruby, Misty, Mel, Lexi, and Brittney apologize to each other.

List of Shows

1. Shining Time Station
2. Drake and Josh
3. Pokemon
4. Mucha Lucha
5. Hoop-a-Joop
6. Glitter Force
7. Cardcaptors
8. Tiny Toon Adventures
9. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
10. Marilyn
11. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
12. The Replacements
13. The Emperor's New School
14. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
15. Timon and Pumbaa
16. Wander Over Yonder
17. Gravity Falls
18. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
19. Yu-Gi-Oh!
20. Megaman NT Warrior
21. Jackie Chan Adventures
22. Phantom Investigators
23. Static Shock
24. Tetris Attack
25. The Mummy: The Animated Series
26. Jumanji
27. Men In Black: The Series
28. Batman Beyond
29. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
30. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
31. The 7D
32. Diary of A Wimpy Kid
33. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
34. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
35. Courage The Cowardly Dog
36. Tom and Jerry Tales
37. Ozzy and Drix
38. Friends Forever
39. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
40. The Adventures of Julie Kane
41. Accidentally Adventures
42. Rumor Has It
43. Sonic X
44. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
45. The Red Ribbon
46. Donkey Kong Country
47. Fluffy Gardens
48. Star Fox
49. Mermaids On The Go
50. WarioWare
51. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
52. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
53. SWAT Kats
54. The Pirates of Dark Water
55. X-Men Evolution
56. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
57. Xiaolin Showdown
58. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

1. Twin Trouble
2. Buffer Bother

Songs

1. Drake and Josh theme song (Found A Way)
2. Venus by Bananarama (covered by The Bettys)
3. Pokemon Master Quest end theme

Trivia

• This is the first episode to feature The Maxwell Family.
• Kimiko has worn her The Apprentice outfit since the first episode.
• Brianna's loud cries are the same as Bowser Jr.'s from Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour and Mario Kart: Double Dash.
• Greg and Nikki dance to Bananarama's Venus (covered by The Bettys).
• Richie and George take a dislike to Ruby Maxwell.

Transcript

• (We open this episode with Found A Way)
• Chorus: I never thought that it'd be so simple but I found a way, I found a way I always thought that it'd be too crazy but I found a way, I found a way If you open up your mind See what's inside It's gonna take some time, to realize But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find Over your shoulder you know that, I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down So just turn around Now that I know that anything's possible I found a way, I found a way No one can break what is so unbreakable I found a way, I found a way If you open up your mind See what's inside It's gonna take some time, to realize But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find Over your shoulder you know that, I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down So just turn around No one cares What you give You know you gotta live like you wanna live When it's time To be free You know you gotta be what you wanna be If you open up your mind See what's inside It's gonna take some time, to realize But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find Over your shoulder you know that, I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down So just turn around.
• (We then find Drake and the others at home)
• Drake: We're expecting a family visit.
• Josh: Of course.
• Ash: Nikki Maxwell is one of these girls.
• Mary: Indeed she does.
• Omi: I do remember the old days.
• Kimiko: Why yes.
• Amy: Alissa's the only girl who wears sandals.
• Mel: Yep.
• Meilin: Mr. Lovable's your stuffed bear.
• Chelsea: I know him ever since I was a little girl.
• Scooby: Rikki and the others will see us right now.
• Shaggy: Like, there they come!
• (Nikki and her family arrive)
• Nikki and her family: Hi, everyone!
• Greg: It's Nikki Maxwell!
• (He runs over to her and greets her warmly)
• Nikki: It is a pleasure to see you, Greg.
• Greg: Why don't we go on an activity tonight?
• Nikki: Good idea.
• Greg: We'll be there in our dance outfits.
• Rodrick: Gee, what is Greg doing?
• Manny: I think he's in better luck with Nikki.
• (That night, Greg and Nikki change to their dance outfits)
• Greg: I'm as handsome as ever.
• Nikki: So am I.
• Ash: Where are you two off to?
• Greg: To the annual activity.
• Nikki: Elizabeth and Albert will guide us here.
• Rikochet: Good.
• Flea: The Flea has been relying on you guys.
• Greg: Bye, everyone. We'll be back at midnight when the party ends.
• Nikki: Keep an eye on Ruby and Brianna.
• Timon: Okay, we will!
• Pumbaa: Good luck!
• (Greg and Nikki leave for the activity while Nikki's parents take them away)
• Kuzco: This is going to be great!
• Kronk: Babysitting here we come!
• Brianna: Humph!
• Owl: Something wrong, Brianna?
• Gopher: You don't (whistles) seem to be angry, do you?
• Brianna: Yes, I am! I can't stand it against that dorky Nikki.
• Randy: Oh, come on, Brianna! This isn't time for an insult!
• Howard: We're all trying to take care of you, and we mean it.
• Brianna: Well, I don't even care about Ruby, too!
• Jamie: Gee, you're one bad tempered girl.
• Rena: And even a loudmouth as well.
• Brianna: Grr! That does it! You guys are nothing but a bunch of scallions!
• Alex and Peter: Scallions?!
• (Brianna whimpers, starts crying like a loud prison siren and throws a loud tantrum)
• Buster: OW! MY EARS!
• Madeline: Somebody make her stop!
• Lily: You are getting us in great pain!
• Ruby: Oh, keep your innocent mouth shut, would ya?!
• Richie: Don't do that, Ruby! You're going to get into deep trouble if you don't get a proper excuse!
• Ruby: What did you say?!
• George: Because I hate how you boss Nikki like that!
• Ruby: Grr! Is that what you think?! Then, fair deal!
• (They all glare at each other while they growl)
• Bashful: Guys, settle down!
• Bumpty: We're trying to help you!
• Penn: Please, out with it!
• Ruby, Richie, and George: (pushing them away) Leave us alone!
• Misty: See that, Lexi?! Those guys are arguing about Nikki!
• Mel: Even you can't be a ridiculous cheerleader like you, Brittney!
• Lexi: What do you mean ridiculous?! That's not funny!
• Brittney: It's your idea to make Brianna cry and now she won't calm down!
• (They all glare at each other one by one while they growl)
• Piglet: G-g-girls, what are you doing?!
• Plucky: We don't like the way you all growl like that!
• Dipper: This is a dangerous place for every girl in good order!
• Diddy: So please, don't get enraged!
• Misty, Mel, Lexi, and Brittney: (pushing them away) Back right off!
• (Upstairs, Ash, Pooh, Emily and Mitchie are covering their ears due to Brianna's loud tantrum)
• Ash: Won't we sleep in peace?!
• Pooh: Those sounds are going haywire!
• (The Conductors appear)
• Mr. Conductor 1: What's the matter with you guys?
• Emily: Don't you get it, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3? Brianna is crying like a loud little baby!
• Mr. Conductor 3: What?!
• Mitchie: And it's all because Richie and the others are getting an argument!
• Mr. Conductor 2: That happened the same thing to Donald and Douglas. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
• Trevor: Oh no!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
• Donald: Stop!
• Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
• Donald: Stop being pushy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
• Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
• Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
• Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
• Donald: Didn't!
• Douglas: Did!
• Donald: Did not!
• Douglas: Did too!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
• Donald: May I go, sir?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
• Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
• Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
• Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
• Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
• Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
• Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
• Donald: I have work to do.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
• Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
• Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
• Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
• Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
• Douglas: I was just passing.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
• Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
• Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
• Duck: Look out!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
• Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
• Duck: Donald is in trouble.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
• Douglas: Donald in trouble?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
• Douglas: I'm on my way!
• Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
• Donald: Thank you.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
• Donald: And I'm sorry.
• Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
• Donald: I'm sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
• Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
• Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
• Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
• (Twin Trouble ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So remember, it's essential to keep twin engines in order.
• Ash: Man, that's true.
• Pooh: You'd be leaving, right?
• The Conductors: Yep.
• (The Conductors disappear)
• (Soon, Greg and Nikki have made it to the activity)
• Greg: Here we are.
• Nikki: Oh, that's amazing!
• (The Betty's arrive)
• Crash, Tink and Missy: What up, you two?
• Greg: You're The Betty's!
• Nikki: What have you got there?
• Crash: We want to sing Venus.
• Tink: It's a Bananarama song.
• Missy: Ready to join the fun?
• Greg and Nikki: We will!
• (Soon, Kermit the Frog arrives on stage)
• Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's annual activity!
• Greg: Yes!
• Nikki: Totally!
• Kermit: Now, let's give it a hand to The Betty's, and they're singing Venus from Bananarama!
• (The crowd cheers in joy as The Betty's arrive on stage)
• Crash: Ready, girls?
• Tink and Missy: Ready when you are!
• Greg: Prepare to witness our dance moves!
• Nikki: You're on!
• (They both start to dance while The Betty's sing Venus)
• The Betty's: The goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name.
• Nikki: We're really in for it!
• Greg: Twirl this!
• (Greg starts twirling Nikki)
• Nikki: Wow!
• Greg: We'll keep it up!
• (Greg and Nikki continue dancing)
• The Betty's: She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire.
• (Greg starts twirling Nikki)
• Nikki: (laughing) You're a star.
• Greg: I am!
• (Greg dips Nikki and kisses her lips)
• The Betty's: Her weapons were her crystal eyes Making every man mad Black as the dark night she was Got what no one else had Wah!
• (Greg twirls Nikki round and round)
• Greg: That's what you believe!
• Nikki: You're a pro star.
• (Greg and Nikki continue dancing)
• The Betty's: She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Venus She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire.
• (Greg twirls Nikki and kisses her hand)
• Greg: One more and we're done.
• Nikki: Certainly.
• (Greg and Nikki continue dancing)
• The Betty's: Goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name Wah! She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Venus was her name Yeah baby she's got it Yeah baby she's got it Yeah baby she's got it Yeah baby she's got it.
• (Venus ends)
• Crash: We did it!
• Tink and Missy: Woo!
• Nikki: Greg, you're handsome!
• (She kisses him on the cheek)
• Greg: (infatuated) Thanks, Nikki.
• (Back at Drake and Josh's house, the others are still with Ruby and a crying Brianna)
• Brianna: (tearfully) I can't take it anymore! All I want is to live my life in peace!
• (She continues to cry even harder)
• Razor: Man, that Brianna is sure one loud baby.
• T-Bone: What are going to do now?
• (At that moment, Dr. Anna and Dr. Proctor arrive)
• Dr. Anna: Is something the matter, you guys?
• Dr. Proctor: We've heard a loud scream and it's Brianna Maxwell.
• (Brock's expression turns from sad to smitten)
• Brock: (blushing) Ah, Dr. Anna!
• Dr. Anna: Brock?
• Brock: (proposing to Dr. Anna) You're as cute as I am. Shall we date together?
• Dr. Anna: Well, I...
• Zuzu: (pulling Brock away by his ear) Come on, Brock. This isn't time for a lame old date with that doctor of yours.
• Brock: Ow! Not the ear!
• Jackie: We've got urgent news, Dr. Anna and Dr. Proctor.
• Uncle: Uncle says that Brianna cannot stop crying!
• Dr. Anna: (holding a crying Brianna) Are you sad about your big sister?
• Brianna: (through her tears) Yes!
• Dr. Proctor: Well then, a lullaby will calm you down.
• (He turns on the radio and we hear an instrumental version of go to sleep)
• (Brianna soon stops crying and hears the lullaby)
• Brianna: (yawning drowsily) I think I'm getting snoozed up.
• (She falls asleep as Dr. Anna places her in bed)
• Penn: Phew!
• Boone: What a relief!
• (The Conductors reappear)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Nicely done, you guys.
• Megan: It's all courtesy of Dr. Anna and Dr. Proctor.
• Panini: We couldn't have done it without the two of them.
• Mr. Conductor 3: Wow.
• Helen: And we knew that everything's back to normal.
• Sarah: Do you remember Bill and Ben ze petite twin engines?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Indeed, Sarah. They learn about the differences in buffers. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
• Mavis: Yes sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
• Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
• Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
• Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
• Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
• Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
• Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
• Ben: No I'm not!
• Bill: Yes you are!
• Ben: No I'm not!
• Bill: Yes you are!
• Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
• Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
• Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
• Bill: Ooh!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
• Bill: (sneezes)
• Mavis: Be careful.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
• Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
• Bill: I want new buffers too!
• Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
• Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
• Bill: It's not fair!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
• Mavis: Bill!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
• Bill: Oops, sorry.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
• Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
• Bill: I might not have new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
• Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
• Mavis: No!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
• Bill: Bust my buffers!
• Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
• Ben: I think you have.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
• Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
• Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
• Bill: Yes Sir.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
• Bill: They are nice buffers.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
• Ben: Thanks.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
• Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
• Bill: That's all right.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
• Bill: I was naughty too.
• Ben: Of course you are.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
• Ben: We're twins.
• (Buffer Bother ends)
• Mr. Conductor 2: So it's important to use different buffers and we have to mean it.
• Joey: Exactly.
• Tristan: You'd be leaving, right?
• The Conductors: Yep.
• (As the Conductors disappear, Greg and Nikki return)
• Greg and Nikki: We're back!
• Ferguson: Good to see you two.
• Alfonzo: Guess what? Brianna finally stopped crying.
• Greg: Amazing!
• Nikki: We've gone a good dance routine.
• Richie: Ruby, we're sorry that we've interfered with your bossy attitudes.
• George: Can you forgive us?
• Ruby: Apology accepted.
• Misty: Well, it's all over.
• Mel: We're very sorry that we've argued about.
• Lexi: Let's all be friends.
• Brittany: Just like forever.
• (They all shake hands at each other as we end the episode)
• (Against a black background, while the end credits roll, the Pokemon Master Quest end theme plays)
• Chorus: No time to question my moves I stick to the path that I choose Me and my friends are gonna do it right To be a Master is my dream, All I've got to do is believe (And I believe) I'm on a Master Quest Master Quest! I want the whole world to see I believe! I'm gonna be the very best, 'Cause all I've got to do is believe in me. Pokemon!