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Based on Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movies, Mr. Conductor Meets Little Bill is a crossover series that features Mr. Conductor (both George Carlin and Alec Baldwin) in the Little Bill series. A double episode will feature one Thomas and Friends story each and special stories will feature two stories together. Only stories from Seasons 1-6 are allowed. No stories from Season 7-present will be featured. The Thomas stories will be only used once.

Episode 1: Just A Baby/The Campout

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Gets Tricked (Just A Baby)
  2. Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train (The Campout)

Quotes from Just A Baby

  • Mr. Conductor: I'm sure that Jamal would like to hear a story.
  • Little Bill: Who said that?
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm right here. (pops out of a box) I'm Mr. Conductor. Nice to meet you.
  • Little Bill: Oh, hi. What type of stories do you tell? Dinosaurs? Planets? People?
  • Mr. Conductor: No. I tell stories about trains. Here, let me tell you about Thomas.
  • Little Bill: Who's Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, he's a little engine who comes from a place called the Island of Sodor. Here's a story from his station yard. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Tricked begins)

After the story

  • Bobby: Well, I never. You're a great storyteller, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, it's nothing, really.

Quotes from The Campout

  • Mr. Conductor: A camp won't be complete without a story. May I join in?
  • Andrew: Of course. (to Little Bill) Who is he?
  • Little Bill: He's Mr. Conductor. He tells stories all about trains.
  • Mr. Conductor: And here's one about a mail train. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train begins)

After the story

  • Andrew: Well, that story was cool, but now, I think you should leave so we can carry on with our camp.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay. See you later.

Episode 2: The Treasure Hunt/The Best Way To Play

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Salty's Secret (told by Alec Baldwin) (The Treasure Hunt)
  2. Train Stops Play (told by George Carlin) (The Best Way To Play)

Quotes from The Treasure Hunt

  • Little Bill: Do you know all about treasure, Mr. Conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Maybe, but I do know all about pirates who bury treasure. There's an engine who talks just like a pirate. His name's Salty. Here's a story about him. (He blows his whistle and the story, Salty's Secret begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: I would like to make a secret to troublesome people by working them to a musical rhythym.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): (chuckles) Well, you never know.

Quotes from The Best Way To Play

  • Mr. Conductor (GC): I know a game that they play on Sodor. It's cricket. Stepney once got a ball in his freight train.
  • Little Bill: Excuse me, Mr. C, but who is Stepney?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, he's a little engine who came to visit Sodor. Here, let me tell you about the ball on his train. (He blows his whistle and the story, Train Stops Play begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That's a very good story, Mr. Conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, thank you.

Episode 3: Monty's Roar/Natural Root Pals

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (Monty's Roar)
  2. Percy Proves a Point (Natural Root Pals)

Quotes from Monty's Roar

  • Mr. Conductor: You know, Monty. Your dinosaurs kinda remind me of something they have on the Island of Sodor.
  • Monty: What is it?
  • Mr. Conductor: A Chinese Dragon.
  • Little Bill: Can you tell us about it?
  • Mr. Conductor: Of course I would. Right, here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon begins)

After the story

  • Monty: What a great story.
  • Mr. Conductor: It is, isn't it? Percy soon learned that the dragon is not real, just a paper one for the carnival.

Quotes from Natural Root Pals

  • Little Bill: Would you like to pretend to be in space with us, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: No, thanks. I'll stay here on Earth. And tell you a story. This one is about Harold the Helicopter, and his race with Percy. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Proves a Point begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. See you soon.
  • Mr. Conductor: Bye.

Episode 4: The Dollar/The Choice

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. James Learns a Lesson (The Dollar)
  2. Thomas Comes to Breakfast (The Choice)

Quotes from The Dollar

  • Little Bill: I'm curious to what to spend on my dollar. Have you got any ideas, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: No, but I do have a story you could listen to. It's about James the Red Engine's first visit on Sodor. He caused some trouble and this is what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Cool. James must have learned not to bump coaches. But now, I must think about what to spend.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay. I'll leave you to it.
  • Little Bill: Bye.

Quotes from The Choice

  • Mr. Conductor: Did I hear something about breakfast cereal.
  • Little Bill: Yes. I want to choose one.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, I see. Well, I could tell you a story about breakfast. Would you like that?
  • Little Bill: Oh, yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor: Very well, then. Here's what happened to Thomas when he came to breakfast. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Comes to Breakfast begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That breakfast story was very nice. Now, I'd must go.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay, then, Goodbye.

Episode 5: Guppies/The Magic Quilt

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy Takes the Plunge (Guppies)
  2. Come Out, Henry! (The Magic Quilt)

Quotes from Guppies

  • Mr. Conductor: What's this? A swimming lesson. Well, I never tell my engines how to swim, but they did have water problems.
  • Little Bill: Can you tell me one of the water problems, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Why, of course. Here's a story. It's about Percy and how he plunged into the sea. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Takes the Plunge begins)

After the story

  • Fuschia: That's one cool story, Mr. C. But now, me and Little Bill must get back to swimming.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay. See you later.

Quotes from The Magic Quilt

  • Mr. Conductor: Psst. Over here.
  • Little Bill: Is that you, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, it's me. I see you're afraid of the dark. Well, no need to worry. I've got a story that will cheer you up.
  • Little Bill: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor: Here's a story about Henry. He was afraid of rain, so he wanted to stay in a tunnel. (He blows his whistle and the story, Come Out, Henry! begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. But I'm still a bit scared of the dark.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, don't you worry. I'm sure something will cheer you up.

Episode 6: The Meanest Thing to Say/Lavatory Story

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Diesel's Devious Deed (told by George Carlin) (The Meanest Thing to Say)
  2. Percy's Chocolate Crunch (told by Alec Baldwin) (Lavatory Story)

Quotes from The Meanest Thing to Say

  • Little Bill: Michael is very naughty. Is there anyone naughty on Sodor, Mr. Conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes. And one is Diesel. He's one heck of a bully. Let me tell you about his devious deeds. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Well, Michael will be proud of that story, but I won't. I like the stories about good engines.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, sometimes engines can be good and bad. But they will soon be punished. Maybe Michael will soon be punished too.
  • Little Bill: Maybe.

Quotes from Lavatory Story

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Hey, Little Bill. I've heard you are going to show Michael round the bathroom. That's good. I wish I could come.
  • Little Bill: Do engines often take baths on Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): They certainly do. But only if you've been Really Useful. Percy once had to wait for a bath, but he wasn't happy. Let me tell you the whole story. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Chocolate Crunch begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: A cool story, Mr. C. Percy has been tasty and dusty during his work, but at least he took a bath in the end.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): (chuckles) Yes. Well, good luck.
  • Little Bill: Thanks.

Episode 7: The Zoo/My Pet Elephant

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Henry and the Elephant (told by George Carlin) (The Zoo)
  2. Gordon and the Gremlin (told by Alec Baldwin) (My Pet Elephant)

Quotes from The Zoo

  • Little Bill: Oh, Mr. C, do they have elephants on Sodor?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, of course they do.
  • Kiku: Which engine had an adventure with an elephant?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, Henry. The elephant comes from a circus and it escaped and blocked the tunnel.
  • Miss Aisha Murray Clinkscales: Please tell us all about it.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): I'd be delighted. It will be elephantastic!
  • (kids laugh)
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Right, here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry and the Elephant begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Well, that was a very great story. And it involves elephants.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): I'm glad you like it.

Quotes from My Pet Elephant

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): I've noticed that pets live on Sodor too. Can I tell you about one.
  • Little Bill: Well, yes.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Okay. This is a story about a dog that came with a very special visitor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon and the Gremlin begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was nice. Maybe I can name a pet after the event I had at the zoo.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, you never know.

Episode 8 (Special): Little Bill's Adventure with Captain Brainstorm

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Gordon and the Famous Visitor
  2. Thomas and Stepney

Quotes

Quote 1

  • Mr. Conductor: So, you kids are visiting Captain Brainstorm, aren't you?
  • Little Bill: Yes. He's such a famous visitor to the mall.
  • Mr. Conductor: Hey, did you know that some visitors arrive on Sodor?
  • Little Bill: Really?
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes. And here's a little story about a visitor who Gordon is jealous of. (He blows his whistle and the story, Gordon and the Famous Visitor begins)

After the story

  • Mr. Conductor: There you are. A story about visitors.
  • Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C.

Quote 2

  • Mr. Conductor: Why don't I tell you another story about Sodor's visitors?
  • Captain Brainstorm: What a good idea.
  • Mr. Conductor: Alright then. Here's what happened when Stepney came to Sodor. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and Stepney begins)

After the story

  • Captain Brainstorm: Lovely story, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Why, thank you, Captain.

Episode 9: Chicken Pox/Shipwrecked Sunday

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Henry's Special Coal (Chicken Pox)
  2. Special Attraction (Shipwrecked Sunday)

Quotes from Chicken Pox

  • Mr. Conductor: I see you have chicken pox, Little Bill. Well, don't you worry. A story might make it better. This story is about Henry who often gets ill and needs Welsh coal. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Special Coal begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Thanks for trying, Mr. C. But I don't think it worked much.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, well. Never mind

Quotes from Shipwrecked Sunday

  • Mr. Conductor: On the Island of Sodor, Little Bill, we have vehicles who run on water. His name's Bulstrode. Here is what happened when he caused trouble for Percy, but first, let me tell you Toby's story about not being a special attraction.
  • Little Bill: Okay.
  • Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Special Attraction begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was good. Two stories in one. (chuckles)
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

Episode 10: Zoopity Zoo/Neighborhood Park

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Passengers and Polish (told by George Carlin) (Zoopity Zoo)
  2. Thomas and the Rumors (told by Alec Baldwin) (Neighborhood Park)

Quotes from Zoopity Zoo

  • Little Bill: I see that you're about to clean too, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes. My stationhouse at Shining Time Station needs a good clean and polish. Duncan wanted a polish, but he didn't get one.
  • Little Bill: Who's Duncan?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): He's one of the engines from a little railway on the Island of Sodor. Here's a story about how Duncan got jealous after seeing Nancy polish his friend, Skarloey. He wanted a polish, too. (He blows his whistle and the story, Passengers and Polish begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: (imatating Duncan) No polish means no passengers. (laughs) I love that line. Thanks, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): No problem. I'd better be cleaning like you.

Quotes from Neighborhood Park

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Turning a vacant lot into a park is a very good idea. I love parks. Feeding the ducks and playing with my friends. But the best part of the park is the playground. Did you know that they have playgrounds and parks on Sodor?
  • Little Bill: Really?
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Oh, yes. Once, the sand in the playground got dirty. Thomas wanted to help the children. Here's what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Rumors begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Lovely. I wish we can have sand in our park.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, you never know.

Episode 11: Elephant on the Loose/If A Bird Rings, Answer It

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Stepney Gets Lost (Elephant on the Loose)
  2. Thomas and the Jet Engine (If A Bird Rings, Answer It)

Quotes from Elephant on the Loose

  • Mr. Conductor: You know, Elephant being on the loose reminds me of Stepney when he got lost.
  • Little Bill: Oh, will you please tell us about it?
  • Mr. Conductor: Of course. (He blows his whistle and the story, Stepney Gets Lost begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. I hope Elephant hasn't gone to the scrapyards.
  • Mr. Conductor: Don't be silly. Of course he wouldn't.

Quotes from If A Bird Rings, Answer It

  • Mr. Conductor: Well, that parrot has got a very strange talent. Thomas wanted to do a talent on Sodor, but he ends up doing it.
  • Little Bill: What are you talking about, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: Let me find crackers for the parrot and I'll explain. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Jet Engine begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: So, Thomas did a fast talent. He tried being like Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, but Gordon did not like it.

Episode 12: Big Kid/The Bills Go To Work

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Tenders and Turntables (Big Kid)
  2. Trouble in the Shed (The Bills Go To Work)

Quotes from Big Kid

  • Mr. Conductor: Acting like a big kid, I see. Well, I know that there some big engines on Sodor. Here's a story about them.
  • Little Bill: Okay, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Tenders and Turntables begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That story rocks. Will it be okay if I went on strike?
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, no. It was the engines who wanted to be on strike because Sir Topham Hatt made them shunt in dirty sidings and Gordon and James had escapades with a turntable.

Quotes from The Bills Go To Work

  • Mr. Conductor: Hello. What are you doing?
  • Big Bill: We are very busy, Mr. Conductor.
  • Little Bill: My dad is showing me around his work.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, how lovely. I know that there are some working engines on Sodor. Here, this is a story about Thomas, Edward and Percy doing the big engines' work. (He blows his whistle and the story, Trouble in the Shed begins)

After the story

  • Big Bill: Thanks, Mr. C.
  • Little Bill: Yes. Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor: No problem.

Episode 13: The Promise/The Practice

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy's Promise (The Promise)
  2. Edward's Exploit (The Practice)

Quotes from The Promise

  • Mr. Conductor: Keeping promises are very good. Did you know that Percy kept a promise to Thomas?
  • April: Oh, what happened?
  • Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy's Promise begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Very good, Mr. C. I hope I don't end up in a flood.
  • Mr. Conductor: (chuckles) Of course you won't

Quotes from The Practice

  • Mr. Conductor: When you practice the basketball, it kinda reminds me of the time Edward practiced rolling without rods.
  • April: Really?
  • Little Bill: Tell me all about Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor: Of course I would. (He blows his whistle and the story, Edward's Exploit begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: You're stories are very good, Mr. C. And so is this one.
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm glad you loved it. Did you enjoy it, April?
  • April. Yes indeed.

Episode 14: Are We There Yet?/Super Family Fun Land!

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Toby and the Flood (Are We There Yet?)
  2. Make Someone Happy (Super Family Fun Land!)

Quotes from Are We There Yet?

  • Mr. Conductor: That rain makes me thing of a rainy story.
  • Bobby: What is it about?
  • Mr. Conductor: It's about Toby. He floated along a piece of bridge after a dam breaks. Let me tell you about what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby and the Flood begins)

After the story

  • Bobby: That was lovely, Mr. C. But it didn't make the rain go away.
  • Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll think of something.

Quotes from Super Family Fun Land!

  • Mr. Conductor: An amusement park is a very fun place to visit. There's so much to do.
  • Little Bill: I expect they have amusement parks on Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, actually, they do. Let me tell you a story about a special amusement park. (He blows his whistle and the story, Make Someone Happy begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: I like that story. Thanks, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: No problem.

Episode 15: The Ring Bear/Miss Murray's Wedding

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Toby's Discovery (The Ring Bear)
  2. Happy Ever After (Miss Murray's Wedding)

Quotes from The Ring Bear

  • Mr. Conductor: I don't think Miss Murray means "ring bear". She might mean "ring bearer" a person in chruch.
  • Little Bill: Maybe. You might be wrong, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, who knows. But I know about a tram engine who is the same color as a bear. Can you guess who it might be?
  • Little Bill: Toby?
  • Mr. Conductor: That's right. And here's a story about him having an adventure. (He blows his whistle and the story, Toby's Discovery begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That's a nice story about the tram engine the same color as a bear.
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm pleased that you enjoyed it.

Quotes from Miss Murray's Wedding

  • Little Bill: Do they have weddings on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes. And the engines' best part is the good luck package. This is a story about Percy and the time he found a good luck package for Mrs. Kyndley's daughter. (He blows his whistle and the story, Happy Ever After begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That's great, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm glad you like it.

Episode 16: The Birthday Present/The Birthday Party

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. A Big Surprise For Percy (The Birthday Present)
  2. Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (The Birthday Party)

Quotes from The Birthday Present

  • Mr. Conductor: The "Gooey Bot" is a very interesting. Fuschia will love it. It will be a big surpise. And speaking of surprises, why don't I tell you about a surprise Percy had.
  • Little Bill: Yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor: Now note that this is not a present surprise, just a normal surprising surprise. Here is what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Big Surprise For Percy begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Well, that was a very surprising story.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, it is. Now, I'd better go before everyone else gets surpised to see me.

Quotes from The Birthday Party

  • Mr. Conductor: Everyone on Sodor have birthday parties too. Let me tell you about Lady Hatt's.
  • Little Bill: Okay.
  • Mr. Conductor: Right. (He blows his whistle and the story, Lady Hatt's Birthday Party begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was a lovely birthday story, Mr. C. Now, we'd better get on with the birthday party.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay. I'll leave you to it.

Episode 17: A Trip To The Hospital/The Wrong Thing To Do

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Gets Bumped (A Trip To The Hospital)
  2. Diesel Does It Again (The Wrong Thing To Do)

Quotes from A Trip To The Hospital

  • Mr. Conductor: Listen, Little Bill. While you head to the hospital, why don't I tell you a story about Thomas having an accident?
  • Little Bill: Okay. So, what happened to Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Gets Bumped begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was good, Mr. C. But I'm still worried about my hurt arm.
  • Mr. Conductor: Don't worry. It'll be okay.

Quotes from The Wrong Thing To Do

  • Mr. Conductor: Let me tell you a story about Diesel, who was almost as naughty as you are.
  • Little Bill: Alright, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel Does It Again begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was great, Mr. C.
  • April: Yes, but we most now clean the poster.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay, I'll leave you to it.

Episode 18: Rolling Along/The Stage Trick

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Rusty Helps Peter Sam (told by George Carlin) (Rolling Along)
  2. Haunted Henry (told by Alec Baldwin) (The Stage Trick)

Quotes from Rolling Along

  • Mr. Conductor (GC): May I tell you a little story before you try rolling?
  • Little Bill: Well, okay. But it'll be quick.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Alright. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty Helps Peter Sam begins)

After the story

  • Mr. Conductor (GC): There you go. Now, you'd better be off. I'll watch the rolling from back here.
  • Little Bill: Okay, Mr. C.

Quotes from The Stage Fright

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): You know, your stage fright kinda reminds me of the time Henry got scared. Shall I tell you about it?
  • Little Bill: Okay.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Haunted Henry begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was nice. But I did not get frightened of the owl and the ghost.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Of course you won't

Episode 19: The Snack Helper/Buds

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (The Snack Helper)
  2. Henry's Forest (Buds)

Quotes from The Snack Helper

  • Mr. Conductor: I think that fruit goes in snacks.
  • Little Bill: Yes. I think they do.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, good. Shall I tell you a story about fruit?
  • Little Bill: Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor: Right then. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy, James and the Fruitful Day begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was a great story, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, thank you.

Quotes from Buds

  • Mr. Conductor: Why don't I tell you a story about nature while you pretend to plant a flower garden?
  • Kiku: Okay.
  • Mr. Conductor: Right. This story is about a forest which Henry loves. (He blows his whistle and the story, Henry's Forest begins)

After the story

  • Kiku: Well, that was great, Mr. C.
  • Fuschia: Yes. Who would've thought that trees are what Henry likes best.

Episode 20: Copy Cat/Picture Day

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and Old Slowcoach (told by Alec Baldwin) (Copy Cat)
  2. Woolly Bear (told by George Carlin) (Picture Day)

Quotes from Copy Cat

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): I'm hoping if you would like a story about fire engines helping a workmen's hut. It will make you both happy.
  • Little Bill: Well, maybe.
  • Andrew: Of course, perhaps.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, fingers crossed. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and Old Slowcoach begins)

After the story

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, what do you think.
  • Little Bill: Not bad. But will you please let us go so we can, well, carry on?
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay.

Quotes from Picture Day

  • Mr. Conductor (GC): I wonder if you would like to wear hay around you like a woolly bear caterpillar?
  • Little Bill: (laughs) What do you mean?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): I'll tell you. Percy didn't like this. (He blows his whistle and the story, Woolly Bear begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Well, that was funny. Percy was like a woolly bear caterpillar.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Yes, he was.

Episode 21: Ready, Set, Read!/I Got a Letter

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Down The Mine (Ready, Set, Read!)
  2. Thomas and the Special Letter (I Got a Letter)

Quotes from Ready, Set, Read!

  • Mr. Conductor: Did you know, Little Bill, that engines can read on Sodor?
  • Little Bill: Really?
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, yes. But sometimes, they don't pay attention to read signs. Here's what happened to Thomas when he took no notice about a danger sign. (He blows his whistle and the story, Down The Mine begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was one lovely story, Mr. C. I would never ignore signs. I will always read when there's dangers, like if there's construction going on or if there's a hole in the road.
  • Mr. Conductor: Or even if Alice the Great took off some of her clothes and looked naked!
  • (both laugh)

Quotes from I Got a Letter

  • Mr. Conductor: I remember when the engines on Sodor got a very special letter.
  • Little Bill: Oh, tell us about it, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Alright. Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Special Letter begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Well, Thomas and his friends have got a very special letter indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, and they are proud of it.

Episode 22: The Violin Lessons/Squirmy

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas, Percy and the Squeak (told by Alec Baldwin) (The Violin Lessons)
  2. Donald's Duck (told by George Carlin) (Squirmy)

Quotes from The Violin Lessons

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): I do not mean to be as naughty as the kids, but I think that the sound kinda reminds me of the time Thomas had a squeak in his carriage. Shall I tell you about it, Bobby?
  • Bobby: Well, okay.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Right. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas, Percy and the Squeak begins)

After the story

  • Bobby: That was very nice, Mr. Conductor. I feel sorry for Thomas not taking Alicia Botti. But I am very pleased a mouse lived in their sheds.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): I'm glad to hear that, Bobby.

Quotes from Squirmy

  • Mr Conductor (GC): I have learned that real animals might not be kept as pets, but they do need someone to look after them.
  • Little Bill: Really?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Oh, yes. This is a story which is a good example. It's about Donald and his little duck. (He blows his whistle and the story, Donald's Duck begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was a very nice story, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, thank you.

Episode 23: Monty's Visit/Mom's Trip

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Percy Runs Away (Monty's Visit)
  2. Trust Thomas (Mom's Trip)

Quotes from Monty's Visit

  • Mr. Conductor: I cannot say that Monty is trying to leave you alone, he just like Alice best. How about I tell you a story about running away? That'll cheer you up.
  • Little Bill: Okay then.
  • Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (He blows his whistle and the story, Percy Runs Away begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Thanks, Mr. C. I feel much better.
  • Mr. Conductor: No problem, Little Bill.

Quotes from Mom's Trip

  • Mr. Conductor: I see you two are about to head off to sleep on the couch. Well, I can tell you a quick Thomas Story before you nod off.
  • Little Bill: Okay.
  • Big Bill: Yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor: Right, here we go. (He blows his whistle and the story, Trust Thomas begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was lovely. Now, if you don't mind.
  • Mr. Conductor: Alright. See you later.

Episode 24: The No-Talking Contest/The Seach is For The Sock

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

  1. Rusty and the Boulder (told by Alec Baldwin) (The No-Talking Contest)
  2. The Diseasel (told by George Carlin) (The Search is For The Sock)

Quotes from The No-Talking Contest

  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Trying not to talk must be harder than being chased by a boulder.
  • Little Bill: Yeah. Maybe you could be... Wait, a boulder? Why, I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Mr. Conductor (AB): Well, I will tell you. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty and the Boulder begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: Well, that was a very strange story about a very strange boulder. Rusty never stops thinking about it.

Quotes from The Search is For The Sock

  • Mr. Conductor (GC): You know, you loosing April's sock kinda reminds me of the time Bill and Ben the tank engine twins lost their freight cars of China Clay.
  • Little Bill: Will you tell us about it, Mr. C?
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): Why, of course. (He blows his whistle and the story, The Diseasel begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That story was very good. Bill and Ben should know that BoCo is not such a bad "diseasel" after all.
  • Mr. Conductor (GC): (chuckles) Why, yes.

Episode 25 (Special): Merry Christmas Little Bill

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree
  2. Thomas' Christmas Party

Quotes

Quote 1

  • Mr. Conductor: Alice the Great being snowed in kinda reminds me of the time Thomas got stuck in the snow with a Christmas tree.
  • Little Bill: Will you tell us about it?
  • Mr. Conductor: Of course. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: That was good. Alice the Great will like that story.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, she would.

Quote 2

  • Mr. Conductor: You're back, Alice the Great. That's good. Now, would you like me to tell you a Thomas story about Christmas?
  • Alice the Great: Yes. I would.
  • Mr. Conductor: Okay. Let's do it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)

After the story

  • Alice the Great: Thank you, Mr. Conductor. I enjoyed that. Merry Christmas.
  • Little Bill, April and Bobby: Merry Christmas, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: Merry Christmas to all. And to all a goodnight.

Episode 26: A Day at the Beach/The Get Well Song

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

  1. A New Friend for Thomas (A Day at the Beach)
  2. A Big Day for Thomas (The Get Well Song)

Quotes from A Day at the Beach

  • Mr. Conductor: Before you start relaxing, Big Bill, I could tell you a story about Trevor the Traction Engine visiting the harbour. Would you like that?
  • Big Bill: Oh, yes please.
  • Mr. Conductor: Right then. (He blows his whistle and the story, A New Friend for Thomas begins)

After the story

  • Big Bill: Thanks for that, Mr. C. Trevor was more relaxed then I was.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, he was.

Quotes from The Get Well Song

  • Little Bill: Where are you off to, Mr. C.
  • Mr. Conductor: I'm off to do your dad's work. He might need my help. And speaking of helping, did I ever tell you about the time Thomas helped pull a train for Henry?
  • Little Bill: Uh-uh.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, well, okay. I'll tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, A Big Day for Thomas begins)

After the story

  • Little Bill: What a great story. Shame I can't go with you.
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, it's all right. I'll see you later then.

Episode 27: Michael Sleeps Over/Michael's First Snow

Notes

  • Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
  • The truck that Mr. Conductor throws at Michael is an ERTL Troublesome Truck.

Thomas Stories

  1. No Sleep For Cranky (Michael Sleeps Over)
  2. Snow (Michael's First Snow)

Quotes from Michael Sleeps Over

  • Mr. Conductor: I know something that you would not have in your house, Michael.
  • Michael: Oh, what's that?
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, a Thomas story. Let me tell you one about poor old Cranky the Crane who never sleeps all day and all night. (He blows his whistle and the story, No Sleep For Cranky begins)

After the story

  • Michael: That is a cool one.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes. Cranky is always grumpy at the Docks.

Quotes from Michael's First Snow

  • Mr. Conductor: Some engines on snow are not used to snow, Michael. Thomas doesn't like wearing his big and heavy snowplow. But the danger that most engines get with snow is an avalanche.
  • Michael: What's an avalanche?
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, it's just a pile of snow falling on the ground or an engine. Here's what happened to Skarloey. (He blows his whistle and the story, Snow begins)

After the story

  • Michael: Well, there won't be an avalanche here.
  • Little Bill: Oh, come on. There's no cliffs above us.
  • Mr. Conductor: And no trucks crashing on you. (He then throws an ERTL Troublesome Truck on Michael's head)
  • Michael: Ow!
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh, sorry. (laughs nervously)

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