Mr. Conductor Meets Shrek

Mr. Conductor Meets Shrek is a Mr. Conductor's Adventures movie made by Pikachufreak. It stars Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 (all portrayed by George Carlin, Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon) who will join Shrek, Donkey, Puss In Boots, Fiona, Lord Farquaad, Gingerbread Man, Monsieur Robin Hood, Pinocchio and the rest of the Far Far Away crew in this fairy tale adventure.

Major Guest Stars

• Nikki Maxwell, Ruby Maxwell, Brianna Maxwell, Elizabeth Maxwell and Albert Maxwell (all from The Dork Diaries)
• Sabrina Spellman, Hilda Spellman and Zelda Spellman (all from Sabrina: The Animated Series)
• SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs and Plankton (all from SpongeBob SquarePants)
• Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico (all from The Penguins of Madagascar)
• Ickis, Oblina and Krumm (all from Aaahh Real Monsters)
• Sam Simpson, Clover and Alex (all from Totally Spies)
• Ash Ketchum, Mary, Misty, Brock, Team Rocket and Giovanni (all from Pokemon)
• Scott Summers, James "Logan" Howlett, Rogue, Ororo Munroe, Kitty Pryde, Evan Daniels, Kurt Wagner and Jean Grey (all from X-Men Evolution)
• Yami Yugi, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardner, Seto Kaiba and Mai Valentine (all from Yu-Gi-Oh!)
• Rikochet, Buena Girl and The Flea (all from Mucha Lucha)
• Al Valentine, James Rogers, Amy Lambert and Mel Blake (all from Hoop-a-Joop)
• Josie McCoy, Valerie Brown and Melody Valentine (all from Josie and The Pussycats)
• Sonic, Knuckles and Tails (all from Sonic X)
• Wario, Waluigi, Jimmy T., Jimmy P., Mona, Dribble, Spitz, Kat, Ana, 9-Volt, 18-Volt, Dr. Crygor, Mike The Karaoke Robot, Penny Crygor, Orbulon, Ashley, Young Cricket and Master Mantis (all from WarioWare)
• Scooby-Doo, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Velma Dinkley (all from What's New, Scooby-Doo?)
• Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Krystal, Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare (all from Star Fox)
• Jackie Chan, Uncle Chan, Jade Chan, Viper and Tohru (all from Jackie Chan Adventures)
• Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley (both from Static Shock)
• Peter Shepard, Alan Parish and Judy Shepard (all from Jumanji)
• Archie Andrews, Reggie Mantle, Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge and Jughead Jones (all from Archie's Weird Mysteries)
• Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson (all from The Simpsons)
• Buster Bunny, Hamton J. Pig, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Fifi La Fume, Shirley McLoon, Sweetie Pie, Furrball, Dizzy Devil, Gogo Dodo, Calamity Coyote and Little Beeper (all from Tiny Toon Adventures)
• Omi, Kimiko Tohomiko, Raimundo Pedrosa and Clay Bailey (all from Xiaolin Showdown)
• Ace Bunny, Tech E. Coyote, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian and Rev Runner (all from Loonatics Unleashed)
• Jonny Quest, Bandit, Hadji Singh, Jessie Banner, Dr. Benton Quest and Race Banner (all from The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest)
• Heathcliff, Riff Raff, Sonja, Cleo, Hector, Wordsworth and Mungo (all from Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats)
• Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff (both from Ozzy and Drix)
• Daemona Prune, Kira O'Neil, Casey Matthews and Jericho Anderson (all from Phantom Investigators)
• Yuma Tsukumo, Kari Tsukumo, Bronk Stone and Tori Meadows (all from Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal)
• Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Theresa Fowler and Heidi Weinerman (all from Randy Cunningham)
• Paolo The Cat, Sebastian The Kangaroo, Terence The Toad, George The Mean Yellow Dog, Rex The Pig, Tooty The Elephant, Wee Reg The Puppy and Floella The Fruitbat (all from Fluffy Gardens)
• Agent J and Agent K (both from Men In Black: The Series)
• Cliff Feltbottom, Lube Ignatius, Shriek Dubois and Rancid Rabbit (all from CatDog)

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Saves The Day
2. Down The Mine
3. Thomas Comes To Breakfast
4. Thomas Gets Bumped
5. Edward Helps Out
6. Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party
7. Old Iron
8. Edward's Exploit

Notes/Trivia

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
• This is a film which takes place after the finale.
• Guest Stars: The Cardcaptor Girls.
• It is revealed that Shrek and Fiona are a married couple.
• Kimiko is wearing her Master Monk Guan outfit.
• Kitty Softpaws appears in the party scene.

Transcript

• (We open this film with the Dreamworks Animation logo)
• (We are then followed by the 2007 HiT Entertainment logo)
• (Finally we begin with Smash Mouth's All Star)
• Smash Mouth: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see
  So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. (Chorus) Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow. (Chorus) And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold.
• (We then see the YTV characters at Far Far Away)
• Ash: What is this place?
• Scott: It looks deserted.
• Mel: We're in Far Far Away.
• Nikki: It's where all fairy tales live once upon a time.
• Shaggy: Like, Shrek and the gang are coming at any moment right now.
• Ash: And they'll go crazy over my jokes. (laughs)
• (Lexi stomps on Ash's foot)
• Ash: Ouchie!
• Lexi: Jokes don't work on fairy tales, you lousy creep!
• Ash: I guess not.
• Squidward: Oh please! This is no time for a lame old joke.
• Skipper: If we wait for Shrek and his friends to come.
• (Shrek and his friends arrive indeed)
• Shrek and his friends: Hey, guys.
• Ash: If it isn't Shrek and his friends!
• Mary: Thank goodness.
• Mona: We've been expecting you.
• Penny: What have you got there?
• Donkey: We're planning on Far Far Away's party.
• Puss: Are you with us?
• Rikochet: We will.
• Flea: The Flea likes Far Far Away.
• (The Conductors appear)
• Mr. Conductor 3: And so do us.
• Virgil: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
• Richie: We're glad you're here.
• Mr. Conductor 2: Oh yes we are, Richie. Today, we'll explore Far Far Away.
• Jade: Awesome!
• Peter: Have you heard of Thomas?
• Mr. Conductor 1: Indeed he does, Peter. He saved James from total disaster. Let me explain.
• (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Saves The Day starts)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Every day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Thomas.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly freight cars tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
• (Thomas' whistle toots)
• Mr. Conductor 1: There were lots of freight cars and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach and two strange things his driver called cranes.
• Thomas' Driver: That's the breakdown train.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He told Thomas.
• Thomas' Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines and coaches and freight cars.
• Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Thomas was in the yard. Suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
• James: Help! Help!
• Mr. Conductor 1: A frieght train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
• James: They're pushing me, they're pushing me.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
• Freight Cars: On! On!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the freight cars. Still whistling...
• James: Help! Help!
• Mr. Conductor 1: Poor James disappeared.
• Thomas: I like to teach those freight cars a lesson.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas the Tank Engine.
• (We hear an alarm ringing)
• Mr. Conductor 1: Soon came the alarm.
• Signalman: James is off the line. The breakdown train quickly.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was coupled on and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
• Thomas: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
• Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He wasn't predenting to be like Gordon. He really meant it.
• Thomas: Bother those freight cars and their tricks. I hope poor James isn't hurt.
• Mr. Conductor 1: James' driver and fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
• (Cows mooing)
• James' Driver and Fireman: Never mind James.
• Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
• James' Driver and Fireman: It was those silly freight cars and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt freight cars.
• Freight Cars: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
• Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned.
• Thomas: Serves you right, serves you right.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
• Thomas: This'll teach you a lesson, this'll teach you a lesson.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He told the freight cars. And they answered...
• Freight Cars: Yes it will, yes it will.
• Mr. Conductor 1: They left the broken cars. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails.
• (The cranes lift James away from the field. A surprised Thomas watches as James is put back to the rails)
• Mr. Conductor 1: He tried to move, but he couldn't so Thomas helped him back to the shed. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting anxiously for them.
• Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
• Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
• Sir Topham Hatt: I heard all about it and i'm very pleased with you. You're a really useful engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint and you shall have a branch line all to yourself.
• Thomas: Oh thank you sir.
• Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry but never forgets to say...
• Gordon: Poop Poop.
• Mr. Conductor 1: And Thomas always whistles...
• Thomas: Peep Peep.
• Mr. Conductor 1: In return.
• (Thomas' whistle toots)
• (Thomas Saves The Day ends)
• Mr. Conductor 1: