Mr. Conductor Meets The Simpsons

Based on the Mr. Conductor's Adventures Movies & all the Mr. Conductor's Adventures series, Mr. Conductor Meets The Simpsons is a series featuring both Mr. Conductors Alec Baldwin & George Carlin. Each episode will have 2 Thomas Stories. Only Thomas stories from Seasons 1-7 can be used. No stories from Seasons 8-24 allowed. The Thomas stories can be used more than once, but not all the time. Starting in Season 3, some episodes will have only one Thomas story. And swear words will be censored with the sound effect, bleep.

Episode 1: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Gets Tricked
2. Thomas' Christmas Party

Quotes

• Homer: 13 bucks? You can't get anything for 13 bucks.
• Mr. Conductor: One thing about Christmastime is you'll never know what will happen. But it turned out to be a good Christmas for Thomas and his friends on the Island of Sodor. Maybe I should tell you about it.
• (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)

Episode 2: Bart the Genius

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. A Big Day For Thomas (George Carlin)
2. Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)

Episode 3: Homer's Odyssey

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Duncan Gets Spooked
2. The World's Strongest Engine

Episode 4: There's No Disgrace Like Home

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Bertie's Chase
2. Gordon and the Famous Visitor

Episode 5: Bart the General

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Pop Goes The Diesel
2. Diesel Does It Again

Quotes

• Bart: I had a run in with a bully.
• Marge: A bully?!
• Homer: Come on, Marge! I don't bother you when you're helping Lisa!
• Mr. Conductor (George Carlin): Sometimes bullies are very hard to handle alone. Reminds me of the time when Duck had a run-in with a bully named Diesel. Let me tell you about it.
• (GC Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Pop Goes the Diesel begins)

Episode 6: Moaning Lisa

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Henry's Special Coal
2. The Flying Kipper

Episode 7: The Call Of The Simpsons

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Percy's Ghostly Trick
2. Woolly Bear

Episode 8: The Telltale Head

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Something In The Air
2. A Bad Day For Harold

Episode 9: Life on the Fast Lane

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Come Out, Henry!
2. Henry to the Rescue

Episode 10: Homer's Night Out

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Fish (George Carlin)
2. Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)

Quotes

• Homer: My night's going to great, Mr. C!
• Mr. Conductor (GC): I hope your night is better than the night Duck had an incident with Fish while helping Henry.
• Homer: What night are you talking about?
• Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, let me tell you about it.
• (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Fish begins)

Episode 11: The Crepes of Wrath

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Trouble For Thomas (George Carlin)
2. A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)

Episode 12: Krusty Gets Busted

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. James Learns a Lesson
2. Foolish Freight Cars

Quotes

• Krusty Doll: I didn't do it.
• Bart: Oh, I wish I could believe you.
• Mr. Conductor: Hi Bart. Why so glum?
• Bart: Oh, my idol Krusty the Clown got in jail for something he wouldn't do.
• Mr. Conductor: Hmm...I think I understand what you mean.
• Bart: You do?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, I remember when James the Red Engine first came to the Island of Sodor, and he behaved very badly. Why don't I tell you about it?
• Bart: Well...okay.
• Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins)

Episode 13: Some Enchanted Evening

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin)
2. Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin)

Trivia

• This is the final episode from Season 1 of "Mr. Conductor Meets the Simpsons." Mr. Conductor (both George Carlin and Alec Baldwin) will return again in Season 2.

Episode 14: Bart Gets An F

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and the Conductor
2. Terence the Tractor

Quotes

Quote 1

• Bart: Well, I guess it's time to hit the books!
• Homer: Burning the candle at both ends, eh boy? Go get em!

In Bart's room

• Bart: All right, all right. Let's get down to business! (sharpens his pencil)
• Mr. Conductor: Hey Bart. Studying time, huh?
• Bart: Well, kinda yeah. So how was your day? Hey, you got a story you'd like to tell your old pal Bart?
• Mr. Conductor: Are you sure you'd like to hear a story now? What about your studies?
• Bart: There'll be plenty of time for that. Now tell me, how are you friends doing on the Island of Sodor?
• Mr. Conductor: Uh...
• Bart: You know, are any of them having wild adventures? Like say, Gordon or Henry or James or Duck or Edward or Percy or Toby or Donald and Douglas or Bill and Ben? Or how about Thomas? Yeah, that's it: Thomas!
• Mr. Conductor: Well, there was one incident Thomas had with his conductor. But I don't know if I should tell you now. I don't want to interfere with your studies.
• Bart: Oh nonsense, I got plenty of time to study! Now, why don't you tell me all about Thomas's conductor incident?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, all right then. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas and the Conductor begins)

After the story

• Bart: Wow! Great story, Mr. Conductor! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back to my studies.
• Mr. Conductor: Okay then. See you tomorrow, Bart! (disappears)

Quote 2

• Mr. Conductor: My, that's a lot of snow! It's up to my head!
• Lisa: Do they have snow on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
• Mr. Conductor: Yes they do, Lisa. Have I ever told you about Thomas' friend Terence?
• Lisa: I don't think so.
• Mr. Conductor: Well then, I'll tell you about when Thomas met Terence. (He blows his whistle and the story, Terence the Tractor begins)

Trivia

• This episode marks the return of George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor will appear again in Episode 15: Simpson and Delilah.
• Before the story Thomas and the Conductor, the dialogue will loosely follow the dialogue before the same story in the Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode, "Lesson Zero."

Episode 15: Simpson and Delilah

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Middle Engine
2. Twin Trouble

Trivia

• This marks the return of Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor 2.

Episode 16: Treehouse of Horror

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
2. Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)

Episode 17: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Goes Fishing
2. A Scarf For Percy

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: Something smells fishy here...and it isn't the three-eyed fish.
• Marge: Is it the election?
• Mr. Conductor: An election?
• Marge: Mr. Burns is running for mayor against Mary Bailey.
• Lisa: What side are you on, Mr. C?
• Mr. Conductor: I haven't decided yet. But you know what that fish reminds me of? It reminds me of the time Thomas wanted to go fishing.
• Lisa: It's highly illogical for steam engines to fish, Mr. Conductor.
• Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas soon found that out. Let me tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Goes Fishing begins)

Episode 18: Dancin' Homer

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Train Stops Play (George Carlin)
2. Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin)

Episode 19: Dead Putting Society

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
2. One Good Turn (George Carlin)

Episode 20: Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
2. A Bad Day For Sir Handel

Episode 21: Bart The Daredevil

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Percy Proves A Point
2. The Runaway

Episode 22: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Rusty Helps Peter Sam
2. Special Funnel

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: That Itchy is about as bad as the Troublesome Freight Cars. Have I told you about the time when Peter Sam was working with Rusty at the quarry?
• Marge: Not that I know of.
• Mr. Conductor: Well then, I'll tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty Helps Peter Sam begins)

After the story...

• Marge: I feel sorry for Peter Sam. I hope he'll feel better.
• Mr. Conductor: Now remember Marge, most stories do have a happy ending. But this one will have to wait till later.
• Homer: Where you going?
• Mr. Conductor: I'm going to Leaky Park, to fix a few leaks. Get it? Leaky Park? Leaks?
• Marge: (giggles)
• Mr. Conductor: I promise to tell you the rest of the story when I see you all again. Goodbye.

Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A Car

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas Comes To Breakfast
2. Daisy

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: The accident Bart had reminds me of an accident Thomas had on the Island of Sodor. He crashed into the stationmaster's house one morning at breakfast. Perhaps I should tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Comes To Breakfast begins)

Episode 24: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Granpuff
2. Sleeping Beauty

Quotes

Quote 1

• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it. I have a whole day left to live! (cries)
• Mr. Conductor: Well, since it is your last day Homer, I'll tell you one more Thomas story. Have I told you about Duke the lost engine?
• Homer: No. What happened to Duke?
• Mr. Conductor: Just listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Granpuff begins) Once upon a time, there were three little engines who lived in their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Duke, Stuart and Falcon.

Quote 2

• Mr. Conductor: Winter torrents washed soils from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a shed was there, let alone a little engine asleep inside.
• (Back at the Simpson house)
• Homer: That wasn't a happy ending at all.
• Marge: Homer's right, Mr. Conductor. Will there be a happy ending?
• Mr. Conductor: There will be one, but unfortunately it'll have to wait until later. Oh, and Homer, if I don't see you tomorrow... (sniff) Goodbye. (He cries as he disappears.)

Quote 3

• Mr. Conductor: Were you looking for something, old friend?
• Homer (whispering): Mr. Conductor, what are you doing here?
• Mr. Conductor: I was just sitting here, waiting for...well...tomorrow. I'm sorry, I just can't stand it when a close friend dies.
• Homer: Well, since I'm here, can you tell me the rest of the Duke story, please?
• Mr. Conductor: I suppose so. But I have to remind you of the story so far. (He blows his whistle and the story, Sleeping Beauty begins) Duke was old and lived with two young engines called Stuart and Falcon. They teased Duke and called him "Granpuff," but they were happy together.

Quote 4

• Mr. Conductor: But Duke's old eyes twinkled, and for the first time in years he smiled as he dozed in the sun.
• (Back at the Simpson house)
• Mr. Conductor: And that, my friend, is the whole story.
• (Mr. Conductor hears Homer crying)
• Mr. Conductor: Homer, are you okay? Didn't you like my story.
• Homer: I loved it. I'm just sad that I won't be able to hear any more of your wonderful stories. (sniff)
• Mr. Conductor: I know. But hopefully the doctor will be wrong and you'll still be alive tomorrow.
• Homer: Well, in case I don't...I guess this is goodbye.
• Mr. Conductor: Goodbye Homer. (He disappears)

Trivia

• In the Thomas stories, the scenes of the engines at Tidmouth Sheds were cut out only to focus on the Duke story. This was also done so that it would appear as Mr. Conductor would be telling the story instead of Thomas.

Episode 25: The Way We Was

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Oliver Owns Up
2. Rusty to the Rescue

Episode 26: Homer vs. Lisa and The 8th Commandment

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Diesel's Devious Deed
2. A Close Shave For Duck

Quotes

• Lisa: Dad, I'm worried for you.
• Mr. Conductor: I'm worried for you too, Homer. Stealing cable is just as bad as...as...telling lies about someone else.
• Lisa: What do you mean, Mr. C?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when I told you about when Diesel came to help Duck? He was very angry with Duck and started telling lies about him. Well...let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)

Trivia

• When Mr. Conductor refers to when Diesel helped Duck, he was referring back to Episode 5 (Bart the General) when he told Homer, Marge and Bart the story, "Pop Goes The Diesel." However, Lisa was not there with them when he told that story.

Episode 27: Principal Charming

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)
2. Wrong Road (George Carlin)

Episode 28: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
2. Four Little Engines (George Carlin)

Episode 29: Bart's Dog Gets an F

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Saved From Scrap (George Carlin)
2. Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)

Episode 30: Old Money

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. A New Friend For Thomas
2. Old Iron

Episode 31: Brush with Greatness

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Percy Takes the Plunge
2. Thomas Meets the Queen

Trivia

• When Mr. Conductor sees Marge's painting of Ringo Starr, he mentions how familiar looking Ringo seems to him.

Episode 32: Lisa's Substitute

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Duck Takes Charge
2. Henry's Forest

Episode 33: The War of the Simpsons

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party
2. Percy's Promise

Episode 34: Three Men and a Comic Book

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Edward's Exploit
2. Double Trouble

Trivia

• Mr. Conductor told the story "Double Trouble" to Bart, Milhouse and Martin before they fell asleep in the treehouse.

Episode 35: Blood Feud

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Trust Thomas
2. Thomas Saves the Day

Trivia

• This episode is the Season 2 finale.

Episode 36: Stark Raving Dad

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)
2. Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)

Trivia

• This is the first episode of Season 3.

Episode 37: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Michael Brandon.

Thomas Stories

1. Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin)
2. Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: You know, Lisa. Your opinions on Bob Arnold can really remind me of Bill and Ben's opinion on Fergus the Traction Engine when he first came to the Island of Sodor.
• Lisa: Who's Fergus? Is he another corrupt bureaucrat out for corruption?
• Mr. Conductor: Not exactly. Let me tell you about him. (Blows whistle and the story, Bill, Ben & Fergus begins)

Episode 38: When Flanders Failed

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Michael Brandon.

Thomas Story

1. Toby and the Windmill

Trivia

• This is the first episode to have only one Thomas story.

Episode 39: Bart The Murderer

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story

1. Bowled Out

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: That Fat Tony sure is mean. You know who he reminds me of? This diesel that came to the Island of Sodor once.
• Bart: Is that the same diesel that caused trouble with Duck?
• Mr. Conductor: No, this one is a different diesel. But this one was as bad as Diesel was. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bowled Out begins)

Trivia

• Some quotes in this episode are based off quotes from the Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode, Boast Busters.

Episode 40: Homer Defined

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Heroes
2. Double Trouble (repeat)

Episode 41: Like Father, Like Clown

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Tenders and Turntables
2. Trouble in the Shed

Episode 42: Treehouse of Horror II

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.

Thomas Stories

1. Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
2. Bad Day At Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)

Episode 43: Lisa's Pony

Notes

• Thomas Story told by Michael Brandon.

Thomas Story

1. Harold and the Flying Horse

Episode 44: Saturdays of Thunder

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story

1. Thomas and Bertie's Great Race

Episode 45: Flaming Moe

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story

1. No Joke For James

Episode 46: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and Alec Baldwin.

Thomas Stories

1. Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
2. Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)

Episode 47: I Married Marge

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story

1. Percy Runs Away

Episode 48: Radio Bart

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
2. Percy and the Signal (George Carlin)

Episode 49: Lisa The Greek

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon.

Thomas Stories

1. Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin)
2. Hooray For Thomas (Michael Brandon)

Episode 50: Homer Alone

Notes

• Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.

Thomas Stories

1. No Sleep For Cranky (Alec Baldwin)
2. Thomas and the Search For Fergus (Michael Brandon)

Episode 51: Bart The Lover

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Story

1. Tender Engines

Quotes

• Mr. Conductor: Bart, your trick on your teacher dosen't sound good. It sounds worst than the trick Duck played on Henry once.
• Bart: What kind of trick was it?
• Mr. Conductor: Well, Henry had been complaining about wanting another tender and Duck. . . well, let me tell you about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Tender Engines begins)

Episode 52: Homer At The Bat

Notes

• Thomas Story told by George Carlin.

Thomas Stories

1. Train Stops Play (repeat)

See also

• Thomas & Friends US VHS/DVD Ideas (based on episodes from Mr. Conductor Meets The Simpsons)
• The Harbor Master Meets The Simpsons
• Mr. Conductor Meets The Simpsons DVD Ideas
• Twilight Sparkle Meets The Simpsons
• Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales of Springfield
• The Simpsons Visit Shining Time Station
• Mr. Conductor's Thomas Tales with Friends