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Added by ThomasandMichaelEpisode 1: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
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NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas Gets Tricked
- Thomas' Christmas Party
QuotesEdit
- Homer: 13 bucks? You can't get anything for 13 bucks.
- Mr. Conductor: One thing about Christmastime is you'll never know what will happen. But it turned out to be a good Christmas for Thomas and his friends on the Island of Sodor. Maybe I should tell you about it.
- (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas' Christmas Party begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 2: Bart the GeniusEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- A Big Day For Thomas (George Carlin)
- Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 3: Homer's OdysseyEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Duncan Gets Spooked
- The World's Strongest Engine
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 4: There's No Disgrace Like HomeEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Bertie's Chase
- Gordon and the Famous Visitor
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 5: Bart the GeneralEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Pop Goes The Diesel
- Diesel Does It Again
QuotesEdit
- Bart: I had a run in with a bully.
- Marge: A bully?!
- Homer: Come on, Marge! I don't bother you when you're helping Lisa!
- Mr. Conductor (George Carlin): Sometimes bullies are very hard to handle alone. Reminds me of the time when Percy and Duck had a run-in with a bully named Diesel. Let me tell you about it.
- (GC Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Diesel Does It Again begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 6: Moaning LisaEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Henry's Special Coal
- The Flying Kipper
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 7: The Call Of The SimpsonsEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Percy's Ghostly Trick
- Woolly Bear
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 8: The Telltale HeadEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Something In The Air
- A Bad Day For Harold
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 9: Life on the Fast LaneEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Come Out, Henry!
- Henry to the Rescue
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 10: Homer's Night OutEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Fish (George Carlin)
- Busy Going Backwards (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
- Homer: My night's going to great, Mr. C!
- Mr. Conductor (GC): I hope your night is better than the night Duck had an incident with Fish while helping Henry.
- Homer: What night are you talking about?
- Mr. Conductor (GC): Well, let me tell you about it.
- (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Fish begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 11: The Crepes of WrathEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Trouble For Thomas (George Carlin)
- A Big Surprise For Percy (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 12: Krusty Gets BustedEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- James Learns a Lesson
- Foolish Freight Cars
QuotesEdit
- Krusty Doll: I didn't do it.
- Bart: Oh, I wish I could believe you.
- Mr. Conductor: Hi Bart. Why so glum?
- Bart: Oh, my idol Krusty the Clown got in jail for something he wouldn't do.
- Mr. Conductor: Hmm...I think I understand what you mean.
- Bart: You do?
- Mr. Conductor: Well, I remember when James the Red Engine first came to the Island of Sodor, and he behaved very badly. Why don't I tell you about it?
- Bart: Well...okay.
- Mr. Conductor: Here goes. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, James Learns a Lesson begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 13: Some Enchanted EveningEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas and Stepney (George Carlin)
- Stepney Gets Lost (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
- This is the final episode from Season 1 of "Mr. Conductor Meets the Simpsons." Mr. Conductor (both George Carlin and Alec Baldwin) will return again in Season 2.
Episode 14: Bart Gets An FEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas and the Conductor
- Terence the Tractor
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: My, that's a lot of snow! It's up to my head!
- Lisa: Do they have snow on the Island of Sodor, Mr. C?
- Mr. Conductor: Yes they do, Lisa. Have I ever told you about Thomas' friend Terence?
- Lisa: I don't think so.
- Mr. Conductor: Well then, I'll tell you about when Thomas met Terence. (He blows his whistle and the story, Terence the Tractor begins)
TriviaEdit
- This episode marks the return of George Carlin as Mr. Conductor. Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor will appear again in Episode 15: Simpson and Delilah.
Episode 15: Simpson and DelilahEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Middle Engine
- Twin Trouble
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
- This marks the return of Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor 2.
Episode 16: Treehouse of HorrorEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas, Percy and the Dragon (George Carlin)
- Scaredy Engines (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 17: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every FishEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas Goes Fishing
- A Scarf For Percy
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: Something smells fishy here...and it isn't the three-eyed fish.
- Marge: Is it the election?
- Mr. Conductor: An election?
- Marge: Mr. Burns is running for mayor against Mary Bailey.
- Lisa: What side are you on, Mr. C?
- Mr. Conductor: I haven't decided yet. But you know what that fish reminds me of? It reminds me of the time Thomas wanted to go fishing.
- Lisa: It's highly illogical for steam engines to fish, Mr. Conductor.
- Mr. Conductor: Well, Thomas soon found that out. Let me tell you what happened. (He blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Goes Fishing begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 18: Dancin' HomerEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Train Stops Play (George Carlin)
- Faulty Whistles (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 19: Dead Putting SocietyEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Buffer Bother (Alec Baldwin)
- One Good Turn (George Carlin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 20: Bart vs. ThanksgivingEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas and Percy's Mountain Adventure
- A Bad Day For Sir Handel
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 21: Bart The DaredevilEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Percy Proves A Point
- The Runaway
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 22: Itchy & Scratchy & MargeEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Rusty Helps Peter Sam
- Special Funnel
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: That Itchy is about as bad as the Troublesome Freight Cars. Have I told you about the time when Peter Sam was working with Rusty at the quarry?
- Marge: Not that I know of.
- Mr. Conductor: Well then, I'll tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Rusty Helps Peter Sam begins)
After the story...
- Marge: I feel sorry for Peter Sam. I hope he'll feel better.
- Mr. Conductor: Now remember Marge, most stories do have a happy ending. But this one will have to wait till later.
- Homer: Where you going?
- Mr. Conductor: I'm going to Leaky Park, to fix a few leaks. Get it? Leaky Park? Leaks?
- Marge: (giggles)
- Mr. Conductor: I promise to tell you the rest of the story when I see you all again. Goodbye.
TriviaEdit
Episode 23: Bart Gets Hit By A CarEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas Comes To Breakfast
- Daisy
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: The accident Bart had reminds me of an accident Thomas had on the Island of Sodor. He crashed into the stationmaster's house. Perhaps I should tell you all about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Thomas Comes To Breakfast begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 24: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue FishEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Granpuff
- Sleeping Beauty
QuotesEdit
Quote 1
- Homer: Oh, I can't believe it. I have a whole day left to live! (cries)
- Mr. Conductor: Well, since it is your last day Homer, I'll tell you one more Thomas story. Have I told you about Duke the lost engine?
- Homer: No. What happened to Duke?
- Mr. Conductor: Just listen. (He blows his whistle and the story, Granpuff begins) Once upon a time, there were three little engines who lived in their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Duke, Stuart and Falcon.
Quote 2
- Mr. Conductor: Winter torrents washed soils from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a shed was there, let alone a little engine asleep inside.
- (Back at the Simpson house)
- Homer: That wasn't a happy ending at all.
- Marge: Homer's right, Mr. Conductor. Will there be a happy ending?
- Mr. Conductor: There will be one, but unfortunately it'll have to wait until later. Oh, and Homer, if I don't see you tomorrow... (sniff) Goodbye. (He cries as he disappears.)
Quote 3
- Mr. Conductor: Were you looking for something, old friend?
- Homer (whispering): Mr. Conductor, what are you doing here?
- Mr. Conductor: I was just sitting here, waiting for...well...tomorrow. I'm sorry, I just can't stand it when a close friend dies.
- Homer: Well, since I'm here, can you tell me the rest of the Duke story, please?
- Mr. Conductor: I suppose so. But I have to remind you of the story so far. (He blows his whistle and the story, Sleeping Beauty begins) Duke was old and lived with two young engines called Stuart and Falcon. They teased Duke and called him "Granpuff," but they were happy together.
Quote 4
- Mr. Conductor: But Duke's old eyes twinkled, and for the first time in years he smiled as he dozed in the sun.
- (Back at the Simpson house)
- Mr. Conductor: And that, my friend, is the whole story.
- (Mr. Conductor hears Homer crying)
- Mr. Conductor: Homer, are you okay? Didn't you like my story.
- Homer: I loved it. I'm just sad that I won't be able to hear any more of your wonderful stories. (sniff)
- Mr. Conductor: I know. But hopefully the doctor will be wrong and you'll still be alive tomorrow.
- Homer: Well, in case I don't...I guess this is goodbye.
- Mr. Conductor: Goodbye Homer. (He disappears)
TriviaEdit
- In the Thomas stories, the scenes where the engines were at Tidmouth were cut only to focus on the Duke story. This was also done so that it would appear as Mr. Conductor would be telling the story instead of Thomas.
Episode 25: The Way We WasEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Oliver Owns Up
- Rusty to the Rescue
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 26: Homer vs. Lisa And The 8th CommandmentEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Diesel's Devious Deed
- A Close Shave For Duck
QuotesEdit
- Lisa: Dad, I'm worried for you.
- Mr. Conductor: I'm worried for you too, Homer. Stealing cable is just as bad as...as...telling lies about someone else.
- Lisa: What do you mean, Mr. C?
- Mr. Conductor: Well, remember when I told you about when Diesel came to help Duck? He was very angry with Duck and started telling lies about him. Well...let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Diesel's Devious Deed begins)
TriviaEdit
- When Mr. Conductor refers to when Diesel helped Duck, he was referring back to Episode 5 (Bart the General) when he told Homer, Marge and Bart the story, "Pop Goes The Diesel." However, Lisa wasn't there with them when he told that story.
Episode 27: Principal CharmingEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas, Percy and Old Slow Coach (Alec Baldwin)
- Wrong Road (George Carlin)
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TriviaEdit
Episode 28: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?Edit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Percy's Chocolate Crunch (Alec Baldwin)
- Four Little Engines (George Carlin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 29: Bart's Dog Gets an FEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Saved From Scrap (George Carlin)
- Gordon and the Gremlin (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 30: Old MoneyEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- A New Friend For Thomas
- Old Iron
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 31: Brush with GreatnessEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Percy Takes the Plunge
- Thomas Meets the Queen
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
- When Mr. Conductor sees Marge's painting of Ringo Starr, he mentions how familiar looking Ringo seems to him.
Episode 32: Lisa's SubstituteEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Duck Takes Charge
- Henry's Forest
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 33: The War of the SimpsonsEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party
- Percy's Promise
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 34: Three Men and a Comic BookEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Edward's Exploit
- Double Trouble
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 35: Blood FeudEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Trust Thomas
- Thomas Saves the Day
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
- This episode is the Season 2 finale.
Episode 36: Stark Raving DadEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Percy's Predicament (George Carlin)
- Lady Hatt's Birthday Party (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
- This is the first episode of Season 3.
Episode 37: Mr. Lisa Goes To WashingtonEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin & Michael Brandon.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Thomas and the Special Letter (George Carlin)
- Bill, Ben and Fergus (Michael Brandon)
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: You know, Lisa. Your opinions on Bob Arnold can really remind me of Bill and Ben's opinion on Fergus the Traction Engine when he first came to the Island of Sodor.
- Lisa: Who's Fergus? Is he another corrupt bureaucrat out for corruption?
- Mr. Conductor: Not exactly. Let me tell you about him. (Blows whistle and the story, Bill, Ben & Fergus begins)
TriviaEdit
Episode 38: When Flanders FailedEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by Michael Brandon.
Thomas StoryEdit
- Toby and the Windmill
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
- This is the first episode to have only one Thomas story.
Episode 39: Bart The MurdererEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoryEdit
- Bowled Out
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: That Fat Tony sure is mean. You know who he reminds me of? This diesel that came to the Island of Sodor once.
- Bart: Is that the same diesel that cause trouble with Duck?
- Mr. Conductor: No, this one is a different diesel. But this one was as bad as Diesel was. Well, let me tell you about it. (He blows his whistle and the story, Bowled Out begins)
TriviaEdit
- Some quotes in this episode are based off quotes from the Mr. Conductor's Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode, Boast Busters.
Episode 40: Homer DefinedEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Heroes
- Double Trouble (repeat)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 41: Like Father, Like ClownEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Tenders and Turntables
- Trouble in the Shed
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 42: Treehouse of Horror IIEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Percy and the Haunted Mine (Alec Baldwin)
- Bad Day At Castle Loch (Michael Brandon)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 43: Lisa's PonyEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by Michael Brandon.
Thomas StoryEdit
- Harold and the Flying Horse
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 44: Saturdays of ThunderEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoryEdit
- Thomas and Bertie's Great Race
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 45: Flaming MoeEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoryEdit
- No Joke For James
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 46: Burns Verkaufen der KraftwerkEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and Alec Baldwin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Gordon and Spencer (Michael Brandon)
- Make Someone Happy (Alec Baldwin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 47: I Married MargeEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoryEdit
- Percy Runs Away
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 48: Radio BartEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Michael Brandon and George Carlin.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Best Dressed Engine (Michael Brandon)
- Percy and the Signal (George Carlin)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 49: Lisa The GreekEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by George Carlin and Michael Brandon.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin)
- Hooray For Thomas (Michael Brandon)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 50: Homer AloneEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Stories told by Alec Baldwin and Michael Brandon.
Thomas StoriesEdit
- No Sleep For Cranky (Alec Baldwin)
- Thomas and the Search For Fergus (Michael Brandon)
QuotesEdit
TriviaEdit
Episode 51: Bart The LoverEdit
NotesEdit
- Thomas Story told by George Carlin.
Thomas StoryEdit
- Tender Engines
QuotesEdit
- Mr. Conductor: Bart, your trick on your teacher dosen't sound good. It sounds worst than the trick Duck played on Henry once.
- Bart: What kind of trick was it?
- Mr. Conductor: Well, Henry had been complaining about wanting another tender and Duck. . . well, let me tell you about it. (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and the story, Tender Engines begins)
