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Mr. Conductor and Woody's School Activities is a Cozi Toons/Pixar Crossover made for the events of the school activities.

Plot

  • Today, The Conductors, Team Doki, The Astroblast Gang, Nina and Her Family, The Floogals, The Space Penguins (with The Conrad Twins by their side), The Catholic Vegetables, and The Pajanimals reunite with the stars of Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Cars, Brave, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Ratatouille, and Inside Out, as they prepare for school activities such as Karaoke Contests and more. Among the cast are characters from Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Friends Forever, Cardcaptors, Turbo FAST, Scooby-Doo, Starlight, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, The Emperor's New School, Accidentally Adventures, Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Jackie Chan Adventures, Phantom Investigators, Static Shock, Glitter Force, The Dork Diaries, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Men In Black: The Series, Batman Beyond, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Music Stars!, Rumor Has It, Spy Teens, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Tom and Jerry Tales, Tiny Toon Adventures, Marilyn, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Tetris Attack, Ozzy and Drix, Citrine and Mona, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, The Adventures of Julie Kane, The 7D, W.I.T.C.H., Yin Yang Yo!, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!, Sonic X, Donkey Kong Country, Fluffy Gardens, The Red Ribbon, Future Card Buddyfight, Goldfish Warning, Mega Man: NT Warrior, Mermaid Melody, The Adventures of Puss In Boots, Kulipari: An Army of Frogs, Captain N: The Game Master, Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh, Dragons, All Hail King Julien, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show, Dawn of The Croods, The Secret Saturdays, Generator Rex, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Power Crystal Girls, Annie The Smart Female Genius, The Clique, Pickle and Peanut, Future Worm!, Detention, Generation O!, Timon and Pumbaa, CatDog, Jeff and Taylor, Star Fox, Fangbone!, Sierra The Nerdy Troublemaker, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys, SWAT Kats, The Pirates of Dark Water, X-Men: Evolution, Street Fighter Alpha, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed. Also on the list are Rebecca Norman, Roxanne Rock, Iron Weasel, The Hex Girls, The Pussycats, Kermit The Frog, Jasper J. Rock, Gonger of the Furchester Hotel, and Ann Gora.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Astroblast!
  4. Nina's World
  5. The Floogals
  6. 3-2-1 Penguins!
  7. VeggieTales
  8. Pajanimals
  9. Toy Story
  10. A Bug's Life
  11. Cars
  12. Brave
  13. Monsters, Inc.
  14. The Incredibles
  15. Ratatouille
  16. Inside Out
  17. Pokemon
  18. Mucha Lucha
  19. Hoop-a-Joop
  20. Friends Forever
  21. Cardcaptors
  22. Turbo FAST
  23. Scooby-Doo
  24. Starlight
  25. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  26. The Replacements
  27. The Emperor's New School
  28. Accidentally Adventures
  29. Phineas and Ferb
  30. Milo Murphy's Law
  31. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  32. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  33. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  34. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  35. Jackie Chan Adventures
  36. Phantom Investigators
  37. Static Shock
  38. Glitter Force
  39. The Dork Diaries
  40. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  41. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  42. Jumanji
  43. Men In Black: The Series
  44. Batman Beyond
  45. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  46. Music Stars!
  47. Rumor Has It
  48. Spy Teens
  49. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  50. Tom and Jerry Tales
  51. Tiny Toon Adventures
  52. Marilyn
  53. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  54. Tetris Attack
  55. Ozzy and Drix
  56. Citrine and Mona
  57. Gravity Falls
  58. Wander Over Yonder
  59. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  60. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  61. The 7D
  62. W.I.T.C.H.
  63. Yin Yang Yo!
  64. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
  65. Sonic X
  66. Donkey Kong Country
  67. Fluffy Gardens
  68. The Red Ribbon
  69. Future Card Buddyfight
  70. Goldfish Warning
  71. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  72. Mermaid Melody
  73. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  74. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  75. Captain N: The Game Master
  76. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  77. Dragons
  78. All Hail King Julien
  79. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  80. Dawn of The Croods
  81. The Secret Saturdays
  82. Generator Rex
  83. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  84. Power Crystal Girls
  85. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  86. The Clique
  87. Pickle and Peanut
  88. Future Worm!
  89. Detention
  90. Generation O!
  91. Timon and Pumbaa
  92. CatDog
  93. Jeff and Taylor
  94. Star Fox
  95. Fangbone!
  96. Sierra The Nerdy Troublemaker
  97. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  98. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  99. SWAT Kats
  100. The Pirates of Dark Water
  101. X-Men: Evolution
  102. Street Fighter Alpha
  103. Xiaolin Showdown
  104. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories (taken from Trouble On Sodor)

  1. Trouble For Thomas
  2. Old Iron
  3. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
  4. Buffer Bother
  5. Gordon Takes A Dip
  6. Toby's Tightrope

Songs

  1. You've Got A Friend In Me (opening act)
  2. Americano by Lady Gaga (during a decoration montage)
  3. We Are Monster High by Madison Beer (covered by Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls)
  4. Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani (covered by Rita Sasaki)
  5. Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard (covered by Pooh and Iron Weasel)
  6. Velvet (sung by Tristan Taylor)
  7. Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson (covered by Mel Szyslak)
  8. Kids In America by Kim Wilde (covered by Felicia McCoy)
  9. On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull (covered by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero)
  10. 50 Ways To Say Goodbye by Train (covered by Yuya Sakaki)
  11. Faith by George Michael (covered by Terry McGinnis)
  12. Wrapped by Gloria Estefan (covered by Lily Parker)
  13. That Is His Business by Graciela Beltran (covered by Mitchie O'Hara)
  14. Say You'll Be There by The Spice Girls (covered by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats)
  15. The Time of Your Life (ending act)

Trivia

  • This is the first crossover video ever.
  • Kimiko wears her Sizing Up Omi outfit.
  • We are introduced to three old Jetix shows.
  • It is revealed that Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini hate Flik.
  • New Songs: 50 Ways To Say Goodbye and Wrapped.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the Pixar logo)
  • (We are next followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)
  • (We afterwards open with You've Got A Friend In Me)
  • Randy Newman: You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed You just remember what your old pal said Boy you've got a friend in me Yeah you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You got troubles and I got 'em too There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you We stick together, we can see it through 'Cause you've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am Bigger and stronger too Maybe But none of them Will ever love you the way I do It's me and you boy And as the years go by Our friendship will never die You're gonna see it's our destiny You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me.
  • (We soon find Doki and the gang at the Cartoon University)
  • Doki: Okay, guys, this is it!
  • Bob: We're here at the Cartoon University.
  • Ash: This is so great!
  • Raimundo: I bet that Mina's a star.
  • Mel: I prefer hanging out with my sisters.
  • Meilin: I once told Sakura to keep away from Li Showron.
  • Shaggy: Like, are you excited about Woody and his friends?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, I am.
  • Mindy: (flirting with Ash) Say, Ashy-Boo, you'd love to make amends.
  • Kazane: (also flirting with Ash) Cause you'll discover your morph into a Butterfree.
  • Ash: Actually, I left it a while ago while I was with Misty and Brock in Kanto.
  • Lorelei: Oh really?
  • Jordan: We don't want anyone to stand in these stupid excuses.
  • Principal Rabbit: Now, now, you two.
  • Superintendent D.K.: Just stay calm.
  • Lorelei and Jordan: Okay.
  • Ash: Whew!
  • Mary: Now, you're so in for your lives!
  • Rikochet: We can expect Woody and his friends.
  • Flea: And look! The Flea's got company coming over!
  • (Woody and his friends arrive)
  • Woody and his friends: Hey, guys!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini see Flik waving at them and they all freak out)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
  • (They all race to a locker room in fear)
  • Astrid: Misty?
  • Ozzy: Mel?
  • Howard: Lily?
  • Plucky: Brianna?
  • Dulcinea: Panini?
  • Misty: It's Flik, the most scariest Ant on earth!
  • Mel: He's so disgusting!
  • Lily: And so gross!
  • Brianna: He even wants to go evil!
  • Panini: Somebody get rid of him right now!
  • Alex: Ha! Attempting to take Flik away?
  • Peter: What a joke!
  • (They laugh hysterically, But Brittney and Kendall proceed to stomp on each of their feet)
  • Alex and Peter: AIYEEE!!!
  • Brittney and Kendall: Shut your mouths up, you scallions!
  • (Judy slaps Brittney and Kendall's hands away, causing them to gasp)
  • Judy: Shut up yourselves, you creeps, and don't yell at Alex and Peter!
  • (Virgil and Richie sigh with embarrassment)
  • Mitchie: Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini, are you girls alright?
  • Amethyst: Is something wrong?
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini: (in unison) This isn't...a school expedition, it's a torture chamber!
  • Turbo: What?! A Torture Chamber?!
  • Chet: You've got to be kidding!
  • Jade: We should have thought that bugs can be friends with humans.
  • Buena Girl: And you know what, it's dangerous for a cowardly girl to be frightened of.
  • (Lexi pushes Jade and Buena Girl out of the way by Shoving them aside)
  • Lexi: (with a scary, but angry look) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
  • Anger: (in agreement with her) You tell that, Miss Lexi Bunny!
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Brianna and Panini growl with rage, as Scooby, Sylvester and Tigger watch)
  • Scooby: Ruh roh.
  • Sylvester: (face palming) Here we go again.
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • Misty: (snapping) Don't you dare call us cowards!
  • Mel: (hissing) We don't like bugs!
  • Lily: (spluttering) And we have to mean it!
  • Brianna and Panini: (in agreement with the other three) Yeah!
  • (Brock pops out of nowhere with a heart-eyed expression, causing Misty and the other girls to gasp)
  • Brock: (blushing heartily) My beloved Merida, she's here at last!
  • Merida: Brock what are you doing in here?
  • Brock: (grabbing Merida's hands) Just in time for a Scottish date with you. Shall we do it together?
  • Merida: Uh...
  • (Zuzu pounds Brock over the head with her signature paper fan)
  • Brock: AGH! Ow, my head!
  • Chance: Whoa!
  • Jake: Now, that's going to leave a mark!
  • Zuzu: (furiously) Brock, shut up! This isn't time for a stupid date with that innocent princess from Scotland!
  • Kaiba: (to Gong) That Zuzu Boyle is getting us the nerves.
  • Gong: (sighs) Gong's true.
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What is all this intense racket?!
  • Helen: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
  • Sarah: Were you mon amis at ze Cartoon University?
  • Jessica: We get it, you want a big activity.
  • Allie: It's about time that Nick Greene here will help us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And we know just the ticket to start with.
  • Janette: Woo!
  • Carine: Totally!
  • Romi: We've been excited for fun!
  • Casey: Do you know about Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Casey. He had big difficulties with some freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
  • Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
  • Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, i'll push coaches in the yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: That would be nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
  • Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
  • Thomas: Come on come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
  • Thomas: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. HHe was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
  • Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
  • Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Freight Cars: No, no, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
  • Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
  • Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
  • Thomas: I must stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
  • Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
  • (Trouble For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, cars can be dangerous and we have to mean it.
  • Susie: You're right.
  • Malinda: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Lightning McQueen: Let's get the decorations ready.
  • Mater: It'll be a nice fun time!
  • Yin: Yes!
  • Yang: School Activity, here we come!
  • Misty: Lexi's right about our carelessness, but we sometimes hurt Flik's feelings with our fear of bugs.
  • Togepi: Toge?
  • Mel: It's not the same!
  • Lily: All we wish for are other kinds of animals.
  • Brianna: Like pet cats for example.
  • Panini: Hope so.
  • (As we go into a montage of the gang at the activity, Americano plays)
  • Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east L.A. In floral shorts as sweet as May She sang in eights in two-barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't sp', I don't sp' Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano Mis canciones son de la re-revolución Mi corazón me duele por mi generación If you love me we can marry on the west coast On a Wednesday en el verano en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language, oh no (la-la-la-la-la-la-la)) I don't speak your, I won't speak your, won't speak Your Jesús Cristo (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) Todos los chicos (chicas) y los chicos (chicas) están besando (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your language, oh no (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesús Cristo (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesús Cristo (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano Don't you try to catch me, don't you try to catch me No, no, no, no I'm living on the edge of Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try to catch me, don't you try to catch me No, no, no, no don't you try to catch me Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends)
  • (We transit to Ash, as he, Pooh and Brock are strolling along)
  • Ash: I wonder if there are many girls in Skills USA suits?
  • Pooh: Or maybe some boys.
  • Brock: There's got to be a way.
  • (Rebecca, Roxanne, The Hanna Barbera Girl Bands and Iron Weasel appear, dressed in Skills USA suits)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Iron Weasel: S'up, Pooh Bear?
  • Roxanne and The Pussycats: Good to see you, Brocky-Boy!
  • Ash: (squealing excitedly) It's Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
  • Pooh: And Iron Weasel, too!
  • Brock: (heart-eyed) Even Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (They all fall to the ground with glee, just as the rest of the gang arrive)
  • Rikochet: Ash?
  • Todd: Pooh?
  • Kevin: Brock?
  • Mel: Ugh!
  • Brittney: What a bunch of jokers!
  • Kelsey: They'll never learn.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Nice nylons, Rebecca.
  • Rebecca: They're from the L'Eggs brand and are colored suntan.
  • Thorn: We'll give Ash a male uniform.
  • Tripp: And Pooh will have his, too.
  • Derek: Even Brock.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So will there be twelve songs in order?
  • Roxanne: Absolutely.
  • Josie: Do you know about Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Josie. He had to save a careless James from total disaster. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again. After James had finished his work he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indictment.
  • Percy: Old iron!? Slow!?
  • Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward. Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward's been the hero of the Island of Sodor.
  • Alya: That's more like it.
  • Amelia: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As the Conductors disappear, Ash, Pooh, and Brock return in their male Skills USA suits)
  • Ash: So, how'd we look?
  • Wander: Interesting!
  • Sylvia: Looks famous to you.
  • Pooh: Ah, thanks.
  • Brock: Well, let's get the show started.
  • Fred: Shall we do it, gang?
  • Others: Yes we will.
  • (Soon, the annual talent show begins as Julie and Ann go on a news report)
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for Cartoon Eyewitness News.
  • Ann: And Ann Gora at her side.
  • Julie: We are here live at the theater room.
  • Ann: Where our hosts Kermit the Frog and Jasper J. Rock will step in, and here they are right now!
  • (The crowd cheer in delight as Kermit and Jasper arrive)
  • Kermit: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the annual talent show here at the Cartoon University.
  • Jasper: We, by the name of the lord, will be honored to see everyone in line.
  • Evy: This is so amazing!
  • Rick: Looks like we're finally watching.
  • Kermit: And we start our act with We Are Monster High.
  • Jasper: A Madison Beer hit covered by Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls sing We Are Monster High)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls: We are monsters, we are proud We are monsters say it loud High school's a horror Can't get out of my bed Everybody's talking but it's not in my head They say, "Don't be different be like them instead" But they can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bred The clock is striking 13 (Whoa oh oh oh) It's time to cheer for your team (Whoa oh oh oh) You are ghoulest ghoul by far So don’t be afraid of who you are 'Cause tonight we're gonna leave our fears behind We're in it together Stepping out and we're letting our spirits fly Stay fierce forever Wa wa wa wa oh Freak out if you dare Wa wa wa wa oh Your best nightmare Don’t stop rocking your right to fright We are Monster High We are monsters, we are proud We are monsters, say it loud (Come on) Perfectly imperfect, and we do it our way United not divided won't get cast away They say, "Go run and hide" But I just gotta say We're drop dead gorgeous each and every day The clock is striking 13 (Whoa oh oh oh) It's time to scream your team (Whoa oh oh oh) We don't have to say goodbye 'Cause friends like these will never die 'Cause tonight we're gonna leave our fears behind We're in it together Stepping out and we're letting our spirits fly Stay fierce forever Wa wa wa wa oh Freak out if you dare Wa wa wa wa oh Your best nightmare Don't stop rocking your right to fright We are Monster High We are monsters, we are proud We are monsters, say it loud (We are Monster High) We are monsters, we are proud We are monsters We are Monster High.
  • (We Are Monster High ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Rebecca: Woo!
  • Thorn: All right!
  • Dusk: Boo-Ya!
  • Luna: That was so awesome!
  • Sakura: (to Madison) I knew Ash would sing.
  • Madison: You got it.
  • Kermit: For our second act is Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl.
  • Jasper: Covered by Rita Sasaki herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Rita sings Rich Girl)
  • Rita: (singing) If I was a rich girl ( See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl. Think what that money could bring I'd buy everything Clean out Vivienne Westwood In my Galliano gown No, wouldn't just have one hood A Hollywood mansion if I could Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold and I know If I was rich girl (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah) See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl I'd get me four Harajuku girls to Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names Love, Angel, Music, Baby Hurry up and come and save me. All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold and I know Come together all over the world From the hoods of japan Harajuku girls What? It's all love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) [x4] What? Come together all over the world From the hoods of japan Harajuku girls What? It's all the love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) What happened to my life? Turned up side down Chicks that blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round Original track and ting You know you can't buy these things See Stefani and her L.A.M.B I rock the fetish people you know who I am. Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked I hope you can all keep up We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top now we ain't gettin' nothing but love If I was rich girl (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah) See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl.
  • ​(Rich Girl ends)
  • ​Rita: I did it! I made it!
  • ​Sylvester: (as he arrives) Rita, what's up?
  • ​Rita: Being fine.
  • ​Sylvester: And I know how well you've become.
  • ​Rita: (blushing) Thank you.
  • Kermit: And in our third act is Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me.
  • Jasper: Covered by Pooh and Iron Weasel themselves!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Pooh and Iron Weasel perform Pour Some Sugar On Me)
  • Pooh and Iron Weasel: Hey, hey, hey Love is like a bomb baby c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man? (Your man) Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light Television lover, baby, go all night Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah So c'mon, take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour your sugar on me Ooh I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet, yeah Listen, red light, yellow light, green-a-light go Crazy little woman in a one man show Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up (loosen up) loosen up You gotta squeeze a little, tease a little please a little more Easy operator come a knockin' on my door Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah Give a little more, take a bottle, shake it up Break the bubble, break it up Pour some sugar on me Ooh in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon and fire me up Pour your sugar on me Oh, I can't get enough I'm hot, sticky sweet From my head to my feet yeah You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine Cause I'm hot, (say what), sticky sweet From my head, (my head) to my feet Do you take sugar? One lump or two? Take a bottle (take a bottle) Shake it up (shake it up) Break the bubble (break it up) Break it up (break it up) Pour some sugar on me Ooh in the name of love Pour some sugar on me C'mon fire me up Pour your sugar on me Ooh I can't get enough Pour some sugar on me Ooh in the name of love Pour some sugar on me Get it, come get it Pour your sugar on me, oh Pour some sugar on me yeah, sugar me.
  • (Pour Some Sugar On Me ends)
  • Pooh: We've made it!
  • Tripp: Yes!
  • Derek: What a hit!
  • Ash: Exactly!
  • Burger: We rock!
  • (Gonger hits his gong at that moment)
  • Grumpy: Hey, someone hit that gong!
  • Gonger: Don't warn me, Grumpy!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That must be our best friend, Gonger.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He's from the Furchester Hotel, and he wants a story.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: How about Rheneas' really fast ride ever.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
  • Rheneas: An important job!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Rheneas: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
  • Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
  • Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
  • Rusty: Be careful!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
  • Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
  • Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
  • (Children cheer)
  • (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Rheneas had a wild ride of his life.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I like it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Especially the William Tell Overture part.
  • Kermit: In our fourth act is Breathe Carolina's Velvet.
  • Jasper: Covered by Tristan Taylor himself.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Tristan sings Velvet)
  • Tristan: (singing) Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
  • (Velvet ends)
  • Tristan: Yes! I'm the best!
  • Serenity: (as she arrives) Hey, Tristan.
  • Tristan: Serenity, what are you doing?
  • Serenity: My big brother tells me that you're a rock star.
  • Tristan: (blushing as he scratches his head) Why thanks.
  • Kermit: In our fifth act is Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
  • Jasper: Covered by Mel Szyslak herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Mel sings Breakaway, while she plays with her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Da da da da da da da Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: Thank you, everybody! Thank you!
  • Eddy: (as he arrives) Wow, Melanie, you've won.
  • Mel: That's nice of it.
  • Eddy: Ed and Double D told me that you're a star.
  • Mel: I know.
  • Kermit: For our sixth act is Kim Wilde's Kids In America!
  • Jasper: Covered by Felicia McCoy, teenage leader of the Friends Forever band, and a girl from Brooklyn!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Felicia sings Kids In America)
  • Felicia: (singing) Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's moving I can feel the heat but it's soothing, heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town Downtown the young ones are going Downtown the young ones are growing We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round Bright lights, the music gets faster Look, boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance I'm not leaving now, honey, not a chance Hot-shot, give me no problems Much later, baby, you'll be saying nevermind You know life is cruel, life is never kind Kind hearts don't make a new story Kind hearts don't grab any glory We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la (Sing) La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la Come closer, honey, that's better Got to get a brand new experience, feeling right Oh, don't try to stop, baby, hold me tight Outside a new day is dawning Outside suburbia's sprawling everywhere I don't want to go, baby New York to east California There's a new wave coming, I warn ya We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody lives for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la (Sing) La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America.
  • (Kids In America ends)
  • Felicia: I did it! Thanks a lot, everyone!
  • Cole: (as he arrives) Saludos, Senorita McCoy.
  • Felicia: Cole, you've come from Mexico.
  • Cole: Yes, my darling. And I hear that you're beautiful.
  • Felicia: (blushing) That's nice.
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Three more stories left.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bingo!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just the perfect ticket for Bill and Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You know about their buffer differences.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how arguing can get Bill and Ben easily.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whoa.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's worse.
  • Kermit: In our seventh act is a Kidz Bop version of On The Floor.
  • Jasper: Covered by Hope Roberts and her love interest Penn Zero!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Hope and Penn sing On The Floor)
  • Penn: Hope Roberts!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Penn and Hope start to dance)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn and Hope start to spin round and round)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (Penn twirls Hope like a spinning top)
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: We've done it!
  • Hope: You're a star.
  • (Penn and Hope both kiss each other)
  • Kermit: Our eighth act is Train's 50 Ways To Say Goodbye.
  • Jasper: Covered by Yuya Sakaki himself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Yuya sings 50 Ways To Say Goodbye)
  • Yuya: (singing) My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love... But you don't want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died.
  • (50 Ways To Say Goodbye ends)
  • Yuya: I made it! I finally made it!
  • Emma: (as she arrives) Hello, Yuya!
  • Yuya: Emma Griffin, I haven't seen you for years.
  • Emma: Yes, my prince. And I'm going to love you for miles.
  • Yuya: (blushing) That's alright.
  • Kermit: Our ninth act is George Michael's Faith.
  • Jasper: Covered by Terry McGinnis himself.
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Terry sings Faith)
  • Terry: (singing) Well I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor And when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby But I'm showing you the door 'Cause I gotta have faith.... Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more Yes I've got to have faith....
  • (Faith ends)
  • Terry: Woo! I've made it!
  • (Gonger hits his gong the third time)
  • Gonger: Two more to go!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Right you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Don't get too cocky.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cause Gordon's getting into a sticky situation.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Dip starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Gordon: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Henry: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Henry.
  • Gordon: What cheek!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • Gordon: That Henry is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Percy: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy innocently.
  • Gordon: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then it was Henry's turn to take the express. Gordon watch him getting ready.
  • Gordon: Be careful, Henry. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Gordon: Is it coaches or freight cars?
  • Driver: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Puh-huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon's fire was slow to start, so Edward had to push Gordon to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Gordon: I won't go, I won't go!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Edward: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. At last, Gordon was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Gordon: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Gordon: Oosh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed.
  • Gordon: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great engine. Don't you understand that?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They telephoned Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Edward to take it please. And Gordon? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Gordon fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon layed in the ditch all day.
  • Gordon: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Gordon: I shall never get out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Gordon crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine.
  • (Gordon Takes A Dip ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And I'm sorry to say that Gordon needed carefulness from now on.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oh that's cruel.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We hope this wouldn't happen.
  • Kermit: Our tenth act is Gloria Estefan's Wrapped.
  • Jasper: Covered by Lily Parker herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer in delight as Lily sings Wrapped)
  • Lily: (singing) I keep every tear like an ocean For everyday that my fortune Kept me from being with you I cradle your faith that reveals me Grows like a flower, then heals me Fills me with promise anew I carry you on disillusion When my pathetic confusion Kept me from speaking the truth Simply a coin in your fountain Lost like the seconds I'm counting 'Til I am closer to you I cherish every morning that found us With the night scattered around us Faded and painting me blue I carry your joy in my footsteps Making my way to your harbor
    I don't need to go any further You are my sun and my moon Wrapped in your arms where it's peaceful Back in your arms where I'm happy I would do anything gladly Only to see you again Wrapped in your arms I can wander Up to the heaven's above me Hearing you say that you love me Back in your arms where I'm free Keep every phrase barely spoken Left from your lips They have broken Free as you give me your love The yearning is constant and steady When I'm with you I'm already Everything I can become I cherish every morning that found us With the night scattered around us Faded and painting me blue I carry your joy in my footsteps Making my way to your harbor I don't need to go any further You are my sun and my moon Wrapped in your arms where it's peaceful Back in your arms where I'm happy I would do anything gladly Only to see you again Wrapped in your arms I can wander Up to the heaven's above me Hearing you say that you love me Back in your arms where I'm free Wrapped in your arms where it's peaceful Back in your arms where I'm happy I would do anything gladly Only to see you again Wrapped in your arms I can wander Up to the heaven's above me Hearing you say that you love me Back in your arms where I'm free.
  • (Wrapped ends)
  • Lily: Yes! I made it!
  • Ewan: (as he arrives) Lily, where have you been?
  • Lily: Just practicing, Ewan.
  • Ewan: I'm so glad that you've sung it perfectly.
  • Lily: That's good.
  • Kermit: In our eleventh act is Graciela Beltran's That Is His Business.
  • Jasper: Covered by Mitchie O'Hara herself!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Mitchie sings That Is His Business)
  • Mitchie: (singing) They ask me that if we are lovers, that if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend .... That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*) That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ... even if you don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: Woo! I've done it!
  • (Ralph taps Mitchie on the shoulder)
  • Mitchie: Huh?
  • Ralph: (as he turns on the music) Wanna dance?
  • Mitchie: Uh...
  • (Scott turns off the music)
  • Ralph: Hey, what are you doing you dill weed?!
  • (Scott simply punches Ralph off the stage)
  • Scott: (to Mitchie) Here's a gift for you.
  • Mitchie: (sniffing the flowers Scott has brought) Ah, thank you Scott! You're my hero!
  • Scott: You're welcome!
  • Ralph: (dazed) Ow, what has happened?
  • Cole: Gee, Ralph, you're not allowed to date Mitchie.
  • Ralph: You're right.
  • Kermit: We finish this act with The Spice Girls' Say You'll Be There.
  • Jasper: Covered by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats sing Say You'll Be There)
  • Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats: Say you'll be there I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
  • (Say You'll Be There ends)
  • Brock: We made it!
  • Roxanne: Yes!
  • Josie: How awesome!
  • Melody: (giggling)
  • Valerie: So amazing, too!
  • Erika: (as she arrives) Brock, is that you?
  • Brock: (proposing and grabbing Erika's hands) Ah, Erika! You haven't seen me since Episode 25.
  • Erika: And I bet that your travels are fine.
  • Brock: (blushing) Thanks.
  • Zuzu: (angrily) Oh, that Brock! HE'S GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
  • Kaiba: (grabbing Zuzu by her ear) Zuzu, wait! Don't get enraged! You've got to take it easy!
  • Zuzu: Why you...
  • (Gonger interrupts this with one last gong hit)
  • Gonger: Final story!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Surely.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The last in our Thomas adventures.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You know about Toby's doom.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Toby's Tightrope starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Percy arrived in a quarry to collect some stone for his freight cars. Snow and frost lay everywhere. There was not a sound to be heard. Percy ventured furthur. He found Mavis the new diesel engine resting in the shelter of some rocks.
  • Percy: Cheer up, Mavis.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Mavis was still remembering the trouble she had with cars.
  • Mavis: Manager says I don't listen for his advice. He says i'd no business chortling down Toby's line. Toby's a fusspot.
  • Percy: Toby has forgotten all about freight cars than you'll ever known.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Percy.
  • Percy: You must put the cars where he wants them, then you'll be a really useful engine. Now if you excuse me, I have to take these stones to the harbour.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Mavis likes Percy but she still wouldn't to his advice.
  • Mavis: Why shouldn't i go on Toby's line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The siding arrangements are awkward. The put the cars where Toby wanted them, Mavis had to make several journeys. She started making a plan.
  • Mavis: If we used the key stood on Toby's line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She said to her driver.
  • Mavis: We would save all was bother.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Her driver suspecting nothing allow them to go as far as the level crossing. A few days later, the weather changed. As the soon melted, the quarry grew busy again. Some trains were so long that before leaving the cars for Toby, Mavis had to go beyond the level crossing with them. Now for her plan. She would go further down the line without it seeming her fault.
  • Mavis: Can you keep a secret?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She asked the freight cars.
  • Cars: Yes, yes, yes!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They chattered.
  • Mavis: Will you bump me at the level crossing and tell no one I ask you?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars promised. But while Mavis was away, Toby arrived. He decided to shunt the cars himself. The cars decided to bump him anyway. They reached the level crossing and Toby's brakes came on. This was the signal for the freight cars.
  • Cars: On, on, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled. Toby was away. With the cars screaming and yelling behind him. No one realize that melted snow had turned a stream ahead into a torrent and the bridge above it was about to collapse. The rails were now like a tightrope against the thundering water.
  • Toby: Stop, stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Toby. His driver thought for control. They came nearer and nearer by the bridge. It was all of nothing now. The driver breaked hard. Toby stopped still on the rails but with his wheels shredding the tightrope over the abyss. Mavis was horrified and quickly came to the rescue. Workmen anchored Toby with ropes while she pulled the freight cars away. Then, she helped Toby to safety.
  • Mavis: I'm sorry about the cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: I can't think how you manage to stop them in time.
  • Toby: Oh well.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Toby: My driver told me about circus people who walked tightropes, but I just didn't fancy doing it myself.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A very smart piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Mavis, you did well too I hear.
  • Mavis: It was my fault about those cars, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She faulted.
  • Mavis: But if I could...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Could what?
  • Mavis: Come down the line sometimes, Sir? Toby says he'll show me what to do.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If your manager agrees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And so it was arranged. Now Mavis is as happy as can be, and Sir Topham Hatt thinks she's really useful indeed.
  • (Toby's Tightrope ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Toby met his doom.
  • Candy: That's cool.
  • Grenda: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Kermit: And this show's winner goes to...
  • (Jasper looks on the list)
  • Jasper: Ash Ketchum from New Bark Town!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mel: (dropping her guitar) WHAT?!
  • Tristan: Unbelievable!
  • Lily: It's not fair!
  • Mitchie: Aw, man!
  • Yuya: My mom is going to blow her head off!
  • Terry: Oh well, maybe next time.
  • Mary: Nicely done, big brother! I'm sure Wilhomena and Steven will understand.
  • Ash: Thank you, little sister!
  • Sulley: Excuse me, Ash, but there's something written for you on this letter.
  • (Ash takes the letter Sulley is holding and reads it carefully)
  • Pooh: What does it say?
  • Ash: It says: Gary was here? (BOING!) I'm a loser?!
  • (He snarls furiously as he shreds the letter in half, while his horrified friends watch)
  • Skidmark: Ash, what on earth is happening to you?!
  • White Shadow: Please, calm down!
  • Ash: (enraged) Oh, that Gary! I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (He runs out of the Cartoon University with rage)
  • Casey: Ash, what's the rush?!
  • Jericho: Come back here!
  • (But Ash has already raced away to find his rival)
  • Jeff: Holy man!
  • Taylor: Now, we're in for it!
  • Amy: I guess Gary is far ahead of Ash, huh?
  • Fiona: Gee.
  • (Scooby does his Where Are You gulp as we end the video)
  • (While the end credits roll on a black BG, The Time of Your Life plays)
  • Randy Newman: Was a bug, little bug, hardly there How he felt, what he dreamed, who could care? Without any evidence (His flaws were many) He was full of confidence (Some people haven't any) Didn't have much common sense (It's highly over-rated) He just knew that he'd come through It's the time of your life so live it well It's the time of your life so live it well We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell It's the time of your life so live it well We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell (He could be wrong about that) It's the time of your life It's the time of your life It's the time of your life so live it well It's the time of your life so live it well It's the time of your life so live it well We may only go 'round this one time As far as I can tell It's the time of your life so live it well Like us all, he started small Then he grew When the time came he knew what to do He knew in order to succeed (They'd have to work together) He turned a rock into a seed (And they were changed forever) Then they had the strength they'd need (To get through stormy weather) Do or die, you gotta try Isn't it a bit surprising How one's fortunes ebb and flow And only to the enterprising Does the magic fortune cookie go Believe me It's the time of your life so live it well.

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