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This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #10 from Season 3 of The Amanda Show.

Transcript

  • (Redhead sits on the couch, then picks up the phone and starts dialing)
  • (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, uh, uh, children equals bad! (picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
  • Redhead: Yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.
  • Mr. Oldman: There's no pizza here! You have the wrong number!
  • Redhead: What time will my pizza be delivered?
  • Mr. Oldman: I tells ya, I don't make pizza!
  • Redhead: Please deliver my pizza in twenty minutes.
  • Mr. Oldman: No, you have the wrong number! I got no pizza or ingredients for to make one.
  • Redhead: Well, if you don't make me a pizza, I'll have to call the cops.
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, but... this is not a police matter. You *have* the *wrong* number!
  • Redhead: Pizza or police?
  • Mr. Oldman: Aaaaahhhhh!!! What do you want on it?
  • Redhead: Pepperoni and extra cheese.
  • Mr. Oldman: Anything to drink?
  • Redhead: Ham.
  • Mr. Oldman: But *ham* is not a beverage!
  • Redhead: Ham!
  • Mr. Oldman: All right! What's your address?
  • Redhead: I live on the moon.
  • Mr. Oldman: The moon?! (looks up at the ceiling) But that's too far! My car hasn't run since 19 & 73! You have the wrong number, and I don't know how to make pizza. (Redhead makes funny faces) Hello? I don't know how to make one! I'm as ignorant as a stump! (blows a raspberry) My tongue smells bad! (Redhead waves her hand in "Pee-yeww") You have the wrong number! The moon?! (looks up again at the ceiling)

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