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This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #2 from Season 1 of The Amanda Show.

Transcript

  • (Redhead sits on the bench, then picks up the phone and starts dialing)
  • (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
  • Mr. Oldman: You kids stay off my lawn or I'll turn the hose on ya! (picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
  • Redhead: Hello, this is uh, Warba Nobba-Nobba.
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, well, hello, uh. But I don't know any Warba Nobba-Nobba-Nobba.
  • Redhead: Congratulations, you've won the grand prize!
  • Mr. Oldman: Grand prize?! What have I won?
  • Redhead: A cordless pig.
  • Mr. Oldman: A cordless pop-- Wait a minute, I didn't know pigs had cords.
  • Redhead: Okay, talk to you later.
  • Mr. Oldman: Later? But what about my prize?
  • Redhead: Oh, uh, sir, I don't speak English.
  • Mr. Oldman: You don't speak English? Well, uh, Quas-sos-adios, to any Moo-Cha-cha-cha.
  • Redhead: Would you like some gravy?
  • Mr. Oldman: Gravy? But what if my prize? You mentioned a pig with no cord earlier.
  • Redhead: If you want a prize, you'll have to sing me a song.
  • Mr. Oldman: But I don't know any songs!
  • Redhead: Make one up.
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, but I don't, uhh...
  • Redhead: Sing!
  • Mr. Oldman: All right, I'm singing. I'm singing a song about my... sweater. (sings while Redhead makes a funny face) It's red and made of uh, red material... Was that all right?
  • Redhead: Well, you have the wrong number.
  • Mr. Oldman: What?! But that's ironic. *You* have the wrong number!
  • Redhead: What? What number did you dial?
  • Mr. Oldman: I dialed nothing. Twas yooooouuuuu who dialed! (Redhead makes funny faces) I think your number's wrong. Hello? You have the wrong number. Hola. Hello? Porfa-bore, you have the wrong nu-- I'm singing a song about my s-- Hello? What happened to my wife?! The number you dialed is wrong, Moo-cha-cha-cha-cha!

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