This is Mr. Oldman Sketch #7 from Season 2 of The Amanda Show. This has some So You Wanna Win Five Dollars sequences.


  • (Mr. Oldman's phone rings)
  • Mr. Oldman: Children are the opposite of durd. (picks up the phone and answers) Hello?
  • Tina: Hello, Mr. Stubbs.
  • Mr. Oldman: Hehh?
  • Tina: This is Tina from So You Wanna Win Five Dollars. We have you son, Calvin here with you.
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, son?
  • Tina: Yes. He needs your help to answer his final question and worth $5.00.
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, but I don't have a son. My name is Mr. Oldman. You have the wrong number.
  • Tina: Okay, Mr. Stubbs. The next voice you hear will be your son. You have 25 seconds.
  • Mr. Oldman: Ehh, seconds? My doctor says I have two years. I think you dialed the wrong number.
  • Calvin: Okay, Dad. Finish this sentence.
  • Mr. Oldman: Uh, I don't want to.
  • (the answers come up)
  • Calvin: An electrical current is measured in A. Volts, B. Amps, C. Saliva, or D. Crumpets.
  • Mr. Oldman: I, uh, well, I do enjoy the crumpets, but what happened to our discussion of my lack of son? I never had a son. I can't find my wife!
  • Calvin: Wait a minute, who is this? You're not my dad.
  • Mr. Oldman: Doy! You have the wrong number!
  • Tina: You have 5 seconds left.
  • Mr. Oldman: No, the doctor says I have two years left. I don't know the answer to the... A. Volt.
  • Calvin: Are you sure?
  • Mr. Oldman: I'm sure you got the wrong number. Hello? My shorts are tight. Hello?

  • (the phone rings)
  • Tina: What? Our phone is ringing? Can that happen? All right, put it through. Hello? (Mr. Oldman shows up)
  • Mr. Oldman: Hello, it's me. (Tina frowns) I hit "Call Return".
  • Tina: Kill me.
  • Mr. Oldman: I miss my son.
  • Tina: You don't have a son.
  • Debbie: Daddy?
  • Tina: It's not your daddy!
  • Mr. Oldman: My middle toe is infected.
  • Debbie: I like eggs.
  • Tina: Who picks the people?! Who picks the people?! (leaves)
  • Mr. Oldman: I like eggs too.
  • Debbie: I like eggs.
  • Mr. Oldman: What happened to my wife?
  • Debbie: I like eggs.
  • Mr. Oldman: Hello? You have the wrong number!


  • This is a crossover between So You Wanna Win Five Dollars and Mr. Oldman.

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