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Trailer #1

  • Narrator: Only on videocassette. Some old friends are putting their heads together for the funniest video of the year.
  • Kermit and Robin: Yay!
  • Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater.
  • Fozzie Bear: Ah!
  • Narrator: It's the muppets like you've never seen them before.
  • Fozzie Bear: Naked!
  • Narrator: It's Kermit the Frog.
  • Kermit the Frog: You shall be my queen.
  • Narrator: And Miss Piggy.
  • Miss Piggy: Yes!
  • Narrator: Along with Fozzie Bear, Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat.
  • Rizzo the Rat: Hey, say. Here's a time-honored tail. Hoo-hoo-hoo!
  • Narrator: It's six stories in one videocassette.
  • Rizzo the Rat: Cool!
  • Narrator: There's the Three Little Pigs...
  • Randy: It's a wolf!
  • Andy: I told you.
  • Randy: Aaah!
  • Narrator: The Emperor's New Clothes...
  • Fozzie Bear: Lovely.
  • Narrator: The Boy Who Cried Wolf...
  • Gonzo: It's a real wolf! Long shout, big teeth, bad breath!
  • Narrator: King Midas...
  • Miss Piggy: The king has turned himself of gold!
  • All: (Yelling)
  • Narrator: Rumpelstiltskin...
  • Gonzo: Whoa! Gotta get that fixed.
  • Miss Piggy: What a weird little man.
  • Narrator: And the Elves and the Shoemaker.
  • Rizzo the Rat: Hey, a story about elves?
  • Elvise: Thank you. Thank you very much.
  • Elvises: Special kind of leather that'll put a little rythm in your shoes.
  • Narrator: It's six incredible muppet fairy tales in the one videocassette you've just got to have.
  • Gonzo: (Screaming)
  • Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater.
  • Elvise: Thank you.
  • Rizzo the Rat: Ladies and Gentlemen, the elves have left the building.

Trailer #2

  • Narrator: The wonder and excitement of the theater is coming to your home.
  • Rizzo the Rat: It's showtime!
  • Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater. Featuring your favorite fairy tales...
  • The Big Bad Wolf: I'll huff and I'll...
  • Miss Piggy: Hi-ya!
  • Narrator: Told with that special muppet grace and sophistication.
  • Fozzie Bear: (Laughing)
  • Kermit the Frog: Good grief.
  • Narrator: And now, it's $2.00 off with an instant in-store coupon.
  • Miss Piggy: All right!
  • Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater. Exclusively on video.
  • Elvise: Oh, mercy!
  • Narrator: But it today.
  • The Big Bad Wolf: I believe I will. (Chuckles)

Trailer #3

  • Narrator: The wonder and excitement of the theater is now yours to own on video.
  • Rizzo the Rat: It's showtime!
  • Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater.
  • Andy and Randy: Hey!
  • Narrator: Featuring six classic stories...
  • Fozzie Bear: Ah!
  • Narrator: Told with that special muppet grace and sophistication.
  • Fozzie Bear: (Laughing)
  • Kermit the Frog: Good grief.
  • Narrator: Like the Three Little Pigs...
  • Randy: Oof!
  • The Big Bad Wolf: I'll huff and I'll... Oh!
  • Narrator: The Emperor's New Clothes...
  • Fozzie Bear: I might be naked!
  • Narrator: Rumpelstiltskin...
  • Gonzo: Whoa! Gotta get that fixed.
  • Miss Piggy: What a weird little man.
  • Narrator: King Midas...
  • Miss Piggy: The king has turned himself of gold!
  • All: (Gasps)
  • Narrator: The Boy Who Cried Wolf...
  • Gonzo: It's a real wolf! Long shout, big teeth, bad breath!
  • The Big Bad Wolf: Hey.
  • Narrator: And the Elves and the Shoemaker.
  • Rizzo the Rat: Hey, a story about elves?
  • Elvise: Thank you. Thank you very much. We got a Special kind of leather that'll put a little rythm in your shoes.
  • Narrator: Janet Kaplan of the today show says it's absolutely wonderful.
  • Miss Piggy: Yes!
  • Narrator: It's one that I have to adimt I would watch without my kids.
  • All: (Gasps)
  • Narrator: Muppet Classic Theater. Exclusively on video.
  • Elvises: Mercy!
  • Elvise: Oh, mercy!

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