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Cast

  • Mad Monty as Mr. Munch
  • Clueless Morgan as Jasper T. Jowls
  • Polly Lobster as Chuck E. Cheese
  • Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Faced-Baby-Eating O'Brien as Helen Henny
  • Old Tom as Pasqually

Lyrics

Mad Monty: Oh, Clueless Morgan. It's hopeless. Polly needs this new song today and we've got nothing.

Clueless Morgan: Come on, Mad Monty. We can't give up!

Mad Monty: Oh, what are we going to do?

Polly Lobster: Hey, guys!

Mad Monty and Clueless Morgan: Aaahhhh!!!

Mad Monty: Uh, hi, Polly.

Polly Lobster: How's the new song going?

Mad Monty: Uh, it's going.

Clueless Morgan: Yeah, boss, uh, it's a real humdinger.

Polly Lobster: Awesome! Tell me about it!

Mad Monty: Well, it's, uh, it's in B minor and it's 4/4 or common time and...

Polly Lobster: No, no. What's it called?

Mad Monty: Uh, it's called "Song Title!"

Polly Lobster: Song Title. Well, it delivers what it promises. May I hear it?

Mad Monty: Oh, good, Clueless, he wants to hear it! (laughing) Oh, let me see, uh, B minor. Uh...

Polly Lobster: Hey! That's pretty good!

Mad Monty: Yeah! Uh, take it, Clueless!

Clueless Morgan: What? Uh...
Went outside 'cause the sun was shining, Monty?


Mad Monty: Uh, then I went back inside because it was too hot! Go.

Clueless Morgan: Uh, something happened that was really awesome.

Mad Monty: Uh, so I had some chocolate milk and I sat on the couch.

Clueless Morgan: Duh, duh, duh and something something.

Mad Monty: Come on, Clueless. You can do better than that.

Clueless Morgan: I think he's onto us. What do we do now?

Mad Monty: Just keep singing with me till he goes away.

Mad Monty and Clueless Morgan: Song Title!
The title of our song is "Song Title!

Come on and sing along.
It's Song Title.

You'll never can go wrong
with Song Title.

Polly Lobster: Song Title.

Mad Monty: Yeah! What did you think?

Polly Lobster: I think it just sound like you're making it up as you go along.

Mad Monty: What?!

Clueless Morgan: Aw, why would you say that?

Polly Lobster: Look, you didn't come up with anything. That's okay. We could just do "In the Future" or "Dancin' Kitten" again, I guess.

Clueless Morgan: Wait, Polly, you haven't heard the rest of the song yet.

Polly Lobster: You mean there's more?

Clueless Morgan: You bet there is. Hit it, Monty!
There are the lyrics to the second verse.


Mad Monty: Even if you think that we're making them up!

Clueless Morgan: We'll sing the song for you anytime.

Mad Monty: And it looks like it's about a quarter to three.

Clueless Morgan: This door is for emergency use only.

Mad Monty: A big pile of costumes, a phone and a mop!

Clueless Morgan: Nothing's written on this piece of paper.

Mad Monty: A lobster looks around and shakes his head.

Mad Monty and Clueless Morgan: Song Title!
The title of our song is "Song Title!

Come on and sing along.
It's Song Title.

You'll never can go wrong
with Song Title.

Polly Lobster: Okay, okay. You guys are clearly making this up as you go. I mean it's silly. It's ridiculous.

Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien: Guys, we heard your song from the other room. It's incredible!

Mad Monty and Clueless Morgan: Really?

Old Tom: Oh, yes! So innovative! I really like how the verses don't-a rhyme or make any sense!

Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien: It's just perfect!

Old Tom: What are we waiting for? Let's-a go perform! (laughing)

Clueless Morgan: Yeah!

Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien: I like pizza and playing games.

Old Tom: I was kinda sleepy, but now I'm not!

Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien: Pictures of puppies can make me smile.

Old Tom: My mom holds my hand when we ride the bus.

Mad Monty: Fur is green except when it isn't.

Clueless Morgan: Today's not my birthday, but I wish it was.

Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien: 47 is a pretty big number!

Old Tom: I'm looking at my feet because I like my shoes.

Everyone: Song Title!
The title of our song is "Song Title!
Come on and sing along.
It's Song Title.
You'll never can go wrong
with Song Title.

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