Cast[]
- Meep-Meep-Meep as Roosevelt Franklin
- Pepe's Purple Passion as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother
Lyrics[]
Pepe's Purple Passion: Now I wonder where he is? Where is he? Now where is that Meep-Meep-Meep?
Meep-Meep-Meep: (scatting) Did somebody call me by my first and last name?
Pepe's Purple Passion: Yes, I called you and it's about time you got here, too. Now will you please come on and recite your numbers?
Meep-Meep-Meep: All right. I'll do that and when I do, you'll know I'm gonna count them just for you.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Well, we'll see if you know them for sure. I'm not so sure you even know your numbers.
Meep-Meep-Meep: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Meep-Meep-Meep, how old are you?
Meep-Meep-Meep: I used to be 1. Now I'm going on 2.
Pepe's Purple Passion: What you going do when you get three?
Meep-Meep-Meep: I'm gonna look my daddy right in the knee.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Oh, daddy's little man.
Meep-Meep-Meep: Ha, ha, yeah.
Pepe's Purple Passion: And, Meep-Meep-Meep, when you get four?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Get me some candy from the candy store.
Pepe's Purple Passion: What you gonna do when you reach five?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Gonna get some honey from the old beehive.
Pepe's Purple Passion: All right, Meep-Meep-Meep.
Meep-Meep-Meep: Yes, I like that.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Young mister Meep-Meep-Meep, what about six?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Gonna get my first job hauling bricks.
Pepe's Purple Passion: What you gonna do when you reach seven?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Going past the church and say good morning to the Reverend.
Pepe's Purple Passion: My, what a nice young man.
Meep-Meep-Meep: Every Sunday.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Meep-Meep-Meep, what about when you get eight?
Meep-Meep-Meep: I'm gonna eat all the collar greens off of my plate?
Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) That's good.
(singing) What you gonna do when you get nine?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Gonna take a ride on the railroad line.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Out of town to see your grandmother?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Mmm hmmm. She's waiting for me.
Pepe's Purple Passion: (spoken) Oh, that's good.
(singing) Meep-Meep-Meep, when you get ten?
Meep-Meep-Meep: Going back to one and start over again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Pepe's Purple Passion: How come I can't do that too?
Meep-Meep-Meep: You can't do like Meep-Meep-Meep do because I'm Meep-Meep-Meep.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Meep-Meep-Meep: I said I'm Meep-Meep-Meep.
Pepe's Purple Passion: Yes, he is.
Meep-Meep-Meep: Call me Meep-Meep-Meep.
Pepe's Purple Passion: (singing) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(spoken) Mmm. Meep-Meep-Meep sure knows his numbers.