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Cast

  • Beard as Elvis Costello
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Animal as Cookie Monster

Lyrics

Beard: Oh, I want to count to ten now.
But it's something I can't do.
Because I don't have all the numbers.
No, a monster went and ate my red 2.
And when I heard him shouting cowabunga,
that's when I knew that my counting was through.
And I can't count higher now the monster went and ate my red 2.


Rizzo the Rat: Oh-oh!

Beard: He was watching while I counted to one.
I was smiling because counting's so much fun.


Animal: COWABUNGA!

Beard: But he took my two, and then he ate it for his lunch.
Now my counting's over before it's begun.
Oh, I'm feeling so sad, now.


Rizzo the Rat: Hey, why is that?

Beard: Because my number got chewed.

Rizzo the Rat: That's too bad.

Beard: There are tears in my eyes.

Rizzo the Rat: Mr. Beard was sad.

Beard: Now I'm crying, boo-hoo. Will I ever count to ten now that a monster went and ate my red 2.

Rizzo the Rat: Oh-oh.

Beard: Rizzo said...

Rizzo the Rat: Don't worry, Rizzo knows what to do.

Beard: He ran right out and came back with my another two.

Rizzo's friend Mr. Beard can start counting once again.

Beard: And with this brand-new two, I can count up to ten. Now I'm feeling so happy. I feel like shouting ya-hoo!

Animal: And me still feeling hungry. Cowabunga!

Rizzo the Rat: Animal went and ate the new red two.

Beard: Oh, when I heard him shouting cowabunga,
that's when I knew that my counting was through.
And I can't count higher now the monster went and ate my red 2.


Beard and Rizzo the Rat: Red two.

Beard: A monster went and ate my red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat: Red two.

Beard: A monster went and ate my red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat: Red two.

Beard: A monster went and ate my red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat: Red two.

Beard and Rizzo the Rat: A monster went and ate my red two.

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