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Cast

  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
  • Mean Mama as Grundgetta
  • Robin the Frog as Slimey the Worm
  • Wayne as Bob
  • Muppy as Barkley
  • Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Lassie the Goat

Lyrics

Sam the Eagle: Ah, it's over. Heh, heh, heh. Hmmm? Uh, oh, no! I, I can't get that yucky song out of my head! And it's starting to make me happy, Mean Mama! Oh!

Mean Mama: I told you to cover your ears, Sammy!

Sam the Eagle: Well, I wish I had.

Mean Mama: Quick, you gotta think of another song.

Sam the Eagle: Oh yeah, right, okay, I'll try this. Oh, I love trash. Hey, I guessed that works. Oh, no! It's not working. I'm still hearing that yucky song, Mean Mama. And I'm really feeling happy just coming all over me.

Mean Mama: Oh, you gotta think of the grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things you know. That's what I do when I'm happy.

Sam the Eagle: Yeah, but what's grouchier than trash?

Mean Mama: Raindrops on stinkweed and whiskers on warthogs,
Rusty old tin cans and green slimy bullfrogs.
Groundhogs and newspapers covered up in strings,
These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.


Sam the Eagle: Frogs in my trashcan
And goats chewing dresses.
Gum in my feathers
And dogs who made messes.


Mean Mama: Junkyards and trash heaps.

Sam the Eagle: And bathtubs with rings.

Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama: These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.

Mean Mama: When the sun shines,
When the song's sweet,
When I'm feeling glad.
I think of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
And then I feel rotten and bad!


Sam the Eagle: Cans with surprises and anchovy corn flakes!

Mean Mama: Chalk on a blackboard and tuna fish pancakes.

Sam the Eagle: Mud pies and pig skies,
And loud, screechy strings.


Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama: These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
When the sun shines,
When the song's sweet,
When I'm feeling glad.

I think of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
And then I feel rotten and bad!


Sam the Eagle: Okay, uh...It worked. It worked. I'm not hearing that yucky song anymore and I don't feel happy, Mean Mama!

Mean Mama: Well, don't thank us! Huh!

Sam the Eagle: Don't worry, I won't!

Wayne: Sunny day,
Sweeping the clouds away.
On my way to where the air is sweet.


Sam the Eagle: Oh, no! I'm hearing it again! Oh no! Oh!

Mean Mama: Come on, Grouchketeers. Let's get out of here before we start hearing it, too.

Sam the Eagle: Oh! Oh! Mmmmmm....

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