Cast[]
- Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
- Mean Mama as Grundgetta
- Robin the Frog as Slimey the Worm
- Wayne as Bob
- Muppy as Barkley
- Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Lassie the Goat
Lyrics[]
Sam the Eagle: Ah, it's over. Heh, heh, heh. Hmmm? Uh, oh, no! I, I can't get that yucky song out of my head! And it's starting to make me happy, Mean Mama! Oh!
Mean Mama: I told you to cover your ears, Sammy!
Sam the Eagle: Well, I wish I had.
Mean Mama: Quick, you gotta think of another song.
Sam the Eagle: Oh yeah, right, okay, I'll try this. Oh, I love trash. Hey, I guessed that works. Oh, no! It's not working. I'm still hearing that yucky song, Mean Mama. And I'm really feeling happy just coming all over me.
Mean Mama: Oh, you gotta think of the grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things you know. That's what I do when I'm happy.
Sam the Eagle: Yeah, but what's grouchier than trash?
Mean Mama: Raindrops on stinkweed and whiskers on warthogs,
Rusty old tin cans and green slimy bullfrogs.
Groundhogs and newspapers covered up in strings,
These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
Sam the Eagle: Frogs in my trashcan
And goats chewing dresses.
Gum in my feathers
And dogs who made messes.
Mean Mama: Junkyards and trash heaps.
Sam the Eagle: And bathtubs with rings.
Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama: These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
Mean Mama: When the sun shines,
When the song's sweet,
When I'm feeling glad.
I think of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
And then I feel rotten and bad!
Sam the Eagle: Cans with surprises and anchovy corn flakes!
Mean Mama: Chalk on a blackboard and tuna fish pancakes.
Sam the Eagle: Mud pies and pig skies,
And loud, screechy strings.
Sam the Eagle and Mean Mama: These are a few of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
When the sun shines,
When the song's sweet,
When I'm feeling glad.
I think of my grouchiest, yuckiest, blackiest things.
And then I feel rotten and bad!
Sam the Eagle: Okay, uh...It worked. It worked. I'm not hearing that yucky song anymore and I don't feel happy, Mean Mama!
Mean Mama: Well, don't thank us! Huh!
Sam the Eagle: Don't worry, I won't!
Wayne: Sunny day,
Sweeping the clouds away.
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Sam the Eagle: Oh, no! I'm hearing it again! Oh no! Oh!
Mean Mama: Come on, Grouchketeers. Let's get out of here before we start hearing it, too.
Sam the Eagle: Oh! Oh! Mmmmmm....