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Cast

  • Miss Piggy as Rosita
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo

Lyrics

Rizzo the Rat: Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy. What is Miss Piggy going to do with the penny?

Miss Piggy: Oh, Rizzo. I'm going to play a game.

Rizzo the Rat: Ooh, ooh. A game with a penny?

Miss Piggy: Oui, I called it "The Balance the Penny Game".

Rizzo the Rat: Oh, good. Well, how do, how do you play? How do you play?

Miss Piggy: It's real easy.
(singing) Balance the penny game.
Anywhere on you.
Balance the penny game.
Any place would do.
Balance the penny game.
Anywhere would do.
Balance the penny game.
Any place on you.
My favorite place is where I smell a rose.
So I'll balance the penny on the end of my snout.
Nose, nose on the end of my snout,
I'm balancing the penny on the end of my snout.
Well, look, Rizzo, I'm balancing the penny at the end of my snout.
See, Rizzo, see?


Rizzo the Rat: Cool. Well, well, Rizzo wants to do it too, Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Balance the penny game.
Anywhere on you.
Balance the penny game.
Any place would do.
Balance the penny game.
Anywhere would do.
Balance the penny game.
Any place on you.
Rizzo wants to play
And Rizzo is brown.
So I balance the penny on the top of his head.


Rizzo the Rat: Head, head, on Rizzo's head.
Rizzo's balancing the penny on the top of his head.
Head, head, on Rizzo's head.
Rizzo's balancing the penny on the top of his head.


Miss Piggy: And that was very good, Rizzo.

Rizzo the Rat: Is it still there?

Miss Piggy: Yeah, yeah. You're doing a wonderful job.

Rizzo the Rat: Oh good. Oh boy. This is not easy.

Miss Piggy: No.

Miss Piggy and Rizzo the Rat: Balance the penny game.
Anywhere on you.
Balance the penny game.
Any place would do.
Balance the penny game.
Anywhere would do.
Balance the penny game.
Any place on you.
(laughing)

Miss Piggy: Yeah.

Rizzo the Rat: Boy, that was great, Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Yeah, that was very good. Let me take your penny off.

Rizzo the Rat: Okay. Oh boy.

Miss Piggy: So now, what else can we do with this penny? Let's think.

Rizzo the Rat: Oh, Rizzo will think, Rizzo will think.

Miss Piggy: Yeah, me too. Um, um...

Rizzo the Rat: Um, um...

Miss Piggy: Oh, I know, Rizzo. I'll be right back. Don't go.

Rizzo the Rat: Boy, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy thought of something again. Boy, she thinks much faster than Rizzo.

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