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Cast

  • Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
  • Scary Mary as Irvine
  • Miss Piggy as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet Doctor
  • Dr. Pain as Pumpkin Anything Muppet Nurse

Lyrics

Miss Piggy, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: Blood test.

Miss Piggy: Yes, indeed, I said a...

Miss Piggy, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: Blood test.

Miss Piggy: It's what you need. A...

Miss Piggy, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: Blood test.

Miss Piggy: Because there ain't no doubt.

Dr. Pain: The best way a doctor can check you out.

Miss Piggy: Yeah, well, a doctor or a nurse needs the time to pass. (Blood test!)
It's the most important time
to visit us to get well. (Blood test!)
Gonna give you a blood test (Blood test!)
so we can see (Blood test!)
if you're healthy the way you're supposed to be. (Blood test!)
Gonna stick your arm or finger (Blood test!)
It will only take a minute (Blood test!)
to check too much
to see if lead is in it (Blood test!)
If you said it's gonna hurt
close your eyes too tight (Blood test!)
or squeeze in your hand
with all your might.
And every time there's too much lead in you
we're gonna start today.


Scary Mary: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Miss Piggy: To do the things we all can do
to make it go away.


Scary Mary: All right!

Miss Piggy: We've gotta take these things (Blood test!)
before we head out (Blood test!)
We're gonna find a way
to help you keep the lead out (Blood test!)
We wanna make sure
you always feel your best.
So don't forget to come
and get your blood test.


Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: Blood test.

Miss Piggy: Yes, indeed! I said a...

Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: Blood test.

Miss Piggy: It's what you need. So get a...

Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: Blood test.

Miss Piggy: It's what you should.

Dr. Pain: Whenever there's a doctor,
take care of you.


Miss Piggy, Scary Mary, Dr. Pain and Uncle Deadly: I said a blood test.
Blood test.

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