• Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Wayne as Gordon
  • Wanda as Susan
  • P.J. as Miles
  • Pops as Grandpa Bill
  • Hilda as Grandma Sarah
  • Calico as Leon
  • Kai-Lee as Alison
  • Cynthia Rose as Carla
  • Mary Louise (little girl) as Celina
  • George the Janitor as Aaron
  • Mildred Huxtetter as Aaron's Wife
  • Peter Cratchit as Wayne
  • Belinda Cratchit as Alana
  • Sam the Eagle as Hoots the Owl


Wayne: Pops and Hilda, Wanda and I are going to do a big musical number for you in music just like you used to dance to. And Kermit is going to help us. You remember what to do, Kermit?

Kermit the Frog: (clucking)

Wayne: You got it. All right. Now, Sam the Eagle made a record of this song at Birdland and right now, we're going to do it just the way he did it. All right, P.J., you wanna start the music?

Wanda: This is gonna be fun. Oh yeah.

Wayne: All right. Here we go now. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 and...

Sam the Eagle: Get moving, the ghetto band.
Start moving and stretch your hand.
Get happy and flap your wing.
Get a bird and start to sing.
Grab a wing and don't be shy.
When the feathers start to fly.
And we're all together dancin' beak to beak.
Hey, ain't you forgetting the parts?
I'm hearing no happy hearts.
What's up with minding your egg?
Come on and shake your leg.
Why don't you flutter to the ball
With the birdies and all
When we're all together dancin' beak to beak?
Rocking and hopping
Like it swing.
Even chickens gotta sing.

Kermit the Frog: (clucking)

Wayne: Yeah, Kermit.

Sam the Eagle: Go on out and then.
Get hold of a feathered friend.
Come down where the birdie play.
Your troubles will fly away.
Even bluebirds has gotta smile.
When they sashaying down the aisle.
When we're all together dancin' beak to beak.

Wayne: All right, Pops and Hilda, your turn.

Pops: Oh no.

Wayne: I'll bet you know how to do that. Take your time, Pops. Don't hurt nobody.

Pops: All right. All right.

Wayne: All right, don't hurt nobody. Yeah.

Wanda: You gotta start watching how our dance in a single file.

Wayne: Oh, watch it, Pops! Watch it, Pops!

Wanda: Swing those arms.

Wayne: Take your time. All right.

Pops: Come on, everybody!

Hilda: Come on!

(Everybody laughing and dancing around)

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