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Cast

  • Polly Lobster as Benny Rabbit
  • Miss Piggy as Rosita
  • Beaker as Dinger
  • Wayne as Humphrey
  • Wanda as Ingrid
  • Mildred Huxtetter as Sherry Netherland
  • Baskerville the Hound as Dog

Lyrics

Miss Piggy: Polly, Polly. Hey, you say you were going to get something for my next learning how to be a bellhop lesson?

Polly Lobster: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold your horses. (whistling) Come on out of there. Miss Piggy, this is Beaker.

Miss Piggy: Oh, bonjour, Monsieur Beaker.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Polly Lobster: Oh, this is no ordinary Beaker. When somebody meeps his words like this, go ahead.

Beaker: Meep meep.

Polly Lobster: That means you have to hop to it. That's where they get the word "bellhop". See? You hear the bell and you hop it. See? "Bellhop", "bellhop", get it?

Miss Piggy: Oh, I have to hop?

Polly Lobster: No, no, no! When you hear the bell, you have to run to the front desk and see what they want you to do.

Miss Piggy: Oh and then I hop?

Polly Lobster: No! Forget the hopping! The point is you have to listen for the sound of this meep. That meep right there. Listening is a very important skill for a bellhop.

Miss Piggy: It is?

Polly Lobster: Yes it is. Bellhops all over the world know how to listen for that meep. Now listen.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Polly Lobster: It goes meep meep meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Polly Lobster: When you hear that meep, you have to run inside. It's the bellhop meep. It goes meep, meep, meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Polly Lobster: It's not a bark or a meow.
It's not a moo from a cow.
It's just the meep, meep, meep.


Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Polly Lobster: It's the bellhop meep.
Now you sing.


Miss Piggy: It goes meep, meep, meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Miss Piggy: When I hear the meep, I have to run inside.

Miss Piggy and Polly Lobster: It's the bellhop meep.

Miss Piggy: It goes meep meep meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Miss Piggy: It's not a bark or a meow.

Polly Lobster: No!

Miss Piggy: It's not a moo from a cow.

Miss Piggy and Polly Lobster: It's the just the meep meep meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Miss Piggy and Polly Lobster: It's the bellhop meep.

Polly Lobster: And it don't mean a thing if it don't...

Miss Piggy and Polly Lobster: Meep, meep, meep.

Beaker: Meep meep meep.

Polly Lobster: (laughing) That's it! You got it!

Miss Piggy: Yes, now I know when I hear the meep, I have to go inside in case someone needs me.

Polly Lobster: Exactly.

Miss Piggy: There's one just thing I don't get, Polly.

Polly Lobster: What's that?

Miss Piggy: When do we hop?

(Polly Lobster and Beaker faints)

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