- Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
- Fozzie Bear as Snuffy
- Chuckie as Gus
Kermit the Frog: Welcome to The Muppet Puppet Show starring Mr. Fozzie Bear's dummy puppet, Chuckie. Come on out and say hello to everybody, Chuckie!
Chuckie: Hello to everybody, Chuckie!
Kermit the Frog: Well, what's today's show about, Chuckie?
Chuckie: Today's show is about rhyming. Rhymes are words that sound the same and I even have a rhyming song that I'm going to sing on today's show and I made it up. Hmmm.
Kermit the Frog: Oh, a song that rhymes, eh, Chuckie?
Chuckie: Yes. Rhymes are words that sound the same.
Kermit the Frog: Yeah, I know. Okay, well, what's your song that rhymes called, Chuckie?
Chuckie: It's called my rhyming song and I made it up.
Kermit the Frog: Oh, so you made it up? Well, okay, ladies and gentlemen, here's Chuckie singing his very own rhyming song.
Chuckie: (spoken) Which I made it up! Hit it!
(singing) This is my rhyming song!
It isn't very long, la, long, la, la, la, la, la, long!
(spoken) Thank you, thank you very much! You see, song and long. Great rhymes I know because I made them up.
Kermit the Frog: But is that all of Chuckie's rhyming song? Fozzie, it seems awfully short.
Fozzie Bear: Uh, you'd better ask Chuckie about that, Kermit. He makes up the songs. I just do the arrangements.
Kermit the Frog: Oh, right. Ahem. Uh, Chuckie?
Chuckie: Yes, Mr. Kermit?
Kermit the Frog: Well, do you know any rhyming songs that are longer than that one?
Chuckie: Oh, yes, Mr. Kermit. You want a longer rhyming song?
Kermit the Frog: Well, yes, I think it might be nice.
Chuckie: (spoken) Okay. You got it! Hit it!
(singing) Here's another rhyming song for you!
It's a regular hullabaloo!
Kermit the Frog: Hmmmm, "You" and "Hullabloo". Good rhyme.
Chuckie: It has a lot of rhymes
like blue and glue
not to mention
new and shoe.
Kermit the Frog: Blue and glue?
Chuckie: Blue and clue,
Long tale true
an Irish stew.
Kermit the Frog: Well, I did asked for a longer song.
Chuckie: Taboo, Peru,
a bear named Pooh
Tippecanoe and Tyler Too
Pernu, Pursue and hot lagoon.