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Cast

  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Fozzie Bear as Harvey Kneeslapper
  • Sam the Eagle as Herry Monster

Lyrics

Kermit the Frog: Is everybody ready?

All of the other Muppets: Yeah!

Kermit the Frog: What's the next letter of the alphabet?

All of the other Muppets: "H"!

Kermit the Frog: O.K. Let's everyone sing this one. Here we go. (Music starts) The letter "H" song with all those funny words that start up with a "huh" sound. Fozzie Bear, you go first.

Fozzie Bear: O.K. Here it goes. (laughs) Great.
A hamster ate a handkerchief, a hammer and a hoe
He ate a hundred herring and a hawk who said "Hello"
This hamster ate a pickle jar, a house and then a log
And then he got the hiccups and he turned into a hog!
(Fozzie Bear laughs)


Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle and Kermit the Frog: Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee
That's about as funny as it can be

Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho
"H" is the letter that we love so!

Fozzie Bear: O.K., Sam. It's your turn.

Sam the Eagle: Got it now. Here we go.
A horse named Harvey Highersoup was hiking up the hill
And then he met a halibut who went to Honkerville
He had to play harmonica, and honked another horn
So they hooted and they honked until the night became the morn
(laughs) I like that!


Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle and Kermit the Frog: Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee
That's about as funny as it can be

Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho
"H" is the letter that we love so!

Sam the Eagle: O.K., Kermit. Go!

Kermit the Frog: O.K. Listen to this. (giggles)
Oh, Henry Hippopotamus went hopping in the air
Until he hit a table and got honey on his hair
This handsome hippopotamus, I strongly must confess,
Was not a hippopotamus, but a "hippo-pot-a-mess"!
(Kermit laughs)


Fozzie Bear and Sam the Eagle: Awwwww!

Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle and Kermit the Frog: Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee
That's about as funny as it can be

Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho
"H" is the letter that we love so!

(Music ends) (All of the Muppets cheer)

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