- Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
- Scooter as Herbert Birdsfoot
- Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
- Gonzo as Grover
- Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
Miss Piggy: Since "K" is the next letter, Scooter will now recite his "K" poem. So listen to the words that start with "K-uh".
Scooter: I don't want to.
Sam the Eagle: Why not, Scooter?
Scooter: Well, because everyone says it's silly.
All of the other Muppets: Oh no!
Gonzo: Oh, Scooter, that's not true.
Scooter: Yes, you'll all say it's silly.
Gonzo: Scooter, we will not now.
Scooter: You won't say it's silly?
All of the other Muppets: No!
Scooter: Oh, OK
There once was a king from Kalamazoo
Who had a kicky kangaroo
Now the kindly kangaroo named Kay
Played a keen kazoo both night and day
'Twas the kind of kazoo that went koo-koo
Koo-Koo Koo-Koo went Kay's kazoo
And when the kindly king of Kalamazoo saw Kay the kangaroo's kazoo
He said right here in Kalamazoo, we'll build a zoo for a kangaroo
And so when you are passing through
Stop by and you can listen to
The Kalamazoo zoo's kangaroo play koo-koo-koo on her kazoo
Kermit the Frog: I hate to say this Scooter, but do you know what?
All of the other Muppets: That's silly!