• Miss Piggy as Stephanie


Miss Piggy: Woke up this morning
Got out of bed
Couldn't move at all
I heard a warning
Ringing in my head
You better stop
Or you are gonna fall.

I love to dance, but I can't move now
Splits are giving me the fits.

[Instrumental Break]

My legs are heavy
They must weigh a ton
How did this happen so quick?
I'm one stiff Stephy
And it's no fun
'Cause I can't run
or jump or dance or kick.

I'll practice longer
I'm never gonna stop
Then I might have a chance
I'm feeling stronger
I'll make it to the top
Here I come, I'm really gonna dance!

I love to dance and I can move now
And even turn and do the splits...

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