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Cast

  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
  • Mad Monty as Felix the Grouch

Lyrics

Mad Monty: Ew, this is...

Sam the Eagle: Oh, Mad Monty, what are you doing?

Mad Monty: Well, Sam, what does it look like? I'm cleaning.

Sam the Eagle: But, but, but those are my things!

Mad Monty: Yes, and they are a mess!

Sam the Eagle: Look, Monty, I know you're a neat monster, but do you have to clean my stuff?

Mad Monty: Honestly, I don't know what you're so upset about. This is just trash.

Sam the Eagle: Just trash? Just trash? Monty, this trash is my treasure. It's my life work. Let me explain something to you.
Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash.
I have here a rusty old bucket of mine.


Mad Monty: I'll clean it for you.
I can make that pail shine.


Sam the Eagle: Don't want you to change it.
I think it's just fine.
I love it because it's trash.


Mad Monty: But I love to clean.
I love to polish and press and perfecting.
I love to scrub and to wash and disinfecting.
Yes, I love to clean.
Now here's an old teapot that I love to clean.
It's dirty in trash and it's stuffed with sardines.


Sam the Eagle: The most working teapot that I've ever seen.
I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash


Mad Monty: A smelly old sock
and a patted old shoe
Just let me wash them
I've tried once or two.


Sam the Eagle: But these are all my things.
They're not here for you.
I love them because they're trash


Sam the Eagle and Mad Monty: Oh, I love...

Sam the Eagle: Oh, I love trash!

Mad Monty: To clean!

Sam the Eagle: Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Mad Monty: To polish and press and perfecting.

Sam the Eagle: Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Mad Monty: To scrub and to wash and to disinfecting.

Sam the Eagle: Yes, I love...

Mad Monty: I love...

Sam the Eagle and Mad Monty: I love trash/love to clean!

Sam the Eagle: This is just not gonna work out.

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