• Purple Gogolala Jubilee Jugband Whatnot as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet farmer
  • Black Rooster as The Rooster
  • The Alderney as Gladys the Cow
  • Bull as Natalie the Cow
  • Ronald Duck as Duck
  • Old Skyball Paint and Paul Revere as Horses
  • Camilla the Chicken and Chickens as Chickens
  • Super Sheep, Norman and Baab the Sheep as Sheep
  • Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Goat


Black Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Purple Gogolala Jubilee Jugband Whatnot: (spoken) Oh, hello. I was just thinking about the alphabet. A very good thing to think about it, yes? And as I was thinking, I began to wish I were a letter of the alphabet. And what letter will I wish to be? Good question. Aha! I wished to be the letter B.
(singing) Boom chicka boom boom chicka boom.
If I were the letter B,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh
All day long I buh buh buh
buh buh
if I were the letter B.
I'd start with words like
beautiful, baloney, beachball,
bagel, bellybutton, bit,
banana, bike.
If I were the bouncing letter B,
I will hear the one thing that I like.
I know.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
All so many
letters ain't to see.
If one letter
I was going to be,
just one letter
to the little league
Nothing could be better
than the letter
that was me
If I were the letter B.
(spoken) Come, Bessie.
We must deliver the barnyard base.

Black Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.

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