- Purple Gogolala Jubilee Jugband Whatnot as Fat Blue Live-Hand Anything Muppet farmer
- Black Rooster as The Rooster
- The Alderney as Gladys the Cow
- Bull as Natalie the Cow
- Ronald Duck as Duck
- Old Skyball Paint and Paul Revere as Horses
- Camilla the Chicken and Chickens as Chickens
- Super Sheep, Norman and Baab the Sheep as Sheep
- Goat (from The Muppet Show) as Goat
Black Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Purple Gogolala Jubilee Jugband Whatnot: (spoken) Oh, hello. I was just thinking about the alphabet. A very good thing to think about it, yes? And as I was thinking, I began to wish I were a letter of the alphabet. And what letter will I wish to be? Good question. Aha! I wished to be the letter B.
(singing) Boom chicka boom boom chicka boom.
If I were the letter B,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh
All day long I buh buh buh
if I were the letter B.
I'd start with words like
beautiful, baloney, beachball,
bagel, bellybutton, bit,
If I were the bouncing letter B,
I will hear the one thing that I like.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
All so many
letters ain't to see.
If one letter
I was going to be,
just one letter
to the little league
Nothing could be better
than the letter
that was me
If I were the letter B.
(spoken) Come, Bessie.
We must deliver the barnyard base.
Black Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.