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Cast[]

  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics[]

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Hey kids! Let's play a game, huh?
Just follow along with me.
(singing) If you happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
If you happy and you know it, clap your hands.
(spoken) You got it! Ha, ha! Okay, let's keep going.
(singing) If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

Kermit the Frog: If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

Kermit the Frog: If you're happy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
if you're happy and you know it, shout hooray.

The Kids: Hooray!

Kermit the Frog: If you're happy and you know it, turn around.
If you're happy and you know it, turn around.
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, turn around.
If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes.
If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes.
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Wait a minute, Kermit the Frog!
That is not how that song goes.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) What do you mean, Sam? Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Just watch and listen!
Come on, kids.
(singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Sam the Eagle: If you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Sam the Eagle: If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're grouchy and you know it, just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) That's more like it! Heh, heh!
(singing) If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet!
If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet!
If you're grouchy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
If you're grouchy and you know it, stomp your feet! Heh heh!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) (laughing) Not it, Sam! Let's get happy again, kids!

The Kids: Okay!

Kermit the Frog: If you're happy and you know it, say I am.

The Kids: I am!

Sam the Eagle: If you're grouchy and you know it, say you're not!

The Kids: I'm not!

Kermit the Frog: If you're happy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it,
Say I am.

The Kids: I am!

Sam the Eagle: If you're grouchy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
if you're grouchy and you know it,
Just say yuck.

The Kids: Yuck!

Kermit the Frog: If you're happy, you should show it.

Sam the Eagle: If you're grouchy, let me know it!

Kermit the Frog and Sam the Eagle: If you're happy/grouchy, say I am!/Yuck!

The Kids: Huh?

Kermit the Frog: Say I am!

The Kids: I am!

Sam the Eagle: Say yuck!

The Kids: Yuck!

Kermit the Frog: Say I am!

The Kids: I am!

Sam the Eagle: Say yuck!

The Kids: Yuck!

Kermit the Frog: Say I am!

Sam the Eagle: Yuck!

Kermit the Frog: Say I am!

Sam the Eagle: Yuck!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Yuck?

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) I am! Heh, heh, heh, heh!

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