• Miss Piggy as Abby Cadabby
  • Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
  • P.J., Kai-Lee, Mary Louise (little girl) and Belinda Cratchit as The Kids


Miss Piggy: (spoken) Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven! Hi, everybody. I'm Miss Piggy, and I'm the white-haired Good Witch of the North.
(singing) I have wings and you don't have them.
I have a wand and you have none.
But children with wings and children without them
can play together and have some fun!
Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.
Tra-la-la-la la-la-la la la la.

Uncle Deadly: Hm.

Miss Piggy: Hi, Uncle Deadly.

Uncle Deadly: Huh?

Miss Piggy: Look at that!
(singing) I can show you how to make a pumpkin,
waving my wand at any old shoe.

Uncle Deadly: Hey! Hey!

Miss Piggy: You can teach me "Ring Around the Rosie",
"Ring Around the Rosie",
"Ring Around the Rosie" is magic too.

P.J., Kai-Lee, Mary Louise and Belinda Cratchit: Ring-a-ring-a-roses,
A pocket full of posies;
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down.

Miss Piggy: (laughing) I can't wait to tell the owl.
(singing) You can show me how to count to 20,
teach me a Sesame song to sing.
I will teach you a cool little dance
that the pixies dance in the fairy ring.
Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.
Tra-la-la-la, la-la la-la la.
Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.
Tra-la-la la-la la la!
I have wings and you don't have them.
I have a wand with a star on the end.
Kids with wings and kids with no wings
can play together and be good friends!
Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.
Tra-la-la-la, let's be friends.
(giggling) Hi. (giggling)

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