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Cast

  • Sam the Eagle as Bert
  • Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
  • Beard as David
  • Floyd Pepper as Gordon
  • Link Hogthrob as Bob
  • Wanda as Maria
  • Janice as Susan
  • Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
  • Wayne as Luis
  • Pops as Mr. Hooper
  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
  • Gonzo as Grover
  • Animal as Cookie Monster
  • Sweetums as Herry Monster
  • Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics

Janice: Don't shout grouchy Uncle Deadly don't shout
That's not what our singing's about
So if you can't take
The noise that we make
Go back to your trashcan and pout


All: Ooooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-deee
Come on and sing-along with me

Link Hogthrob: Hey, I got one!

Various voices urge him to share

Link Hogthrob: A furry brown monster named Sweetums

Sweetums: Hey, that's me!

Link Hogthrob: When asked "Are you strong?" replied "Very!"
Then just for a laugh
He tore 3 cars in half
Now I ask "Is that necessary?"


All: Oooooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-deee
Come on and sing-along with me

Dr. Teeth: Oh, I have one!
85 bats hanging in the steeple
One bat flies in through the door
That makes 86...


(splash sound)

Rowlf the Dog: Sorry everybody, I have one!

Sam the Eagle: Do you have a towel, Rowlf?

Rowlf the Dog: No, Sam, I have a verse.

Sam the Eagle: Oh no.

Rowlf the Dog: It goes like this.
You all know our good buddy Sam


Sam the Eagle: Oh no.

Rowlf the Dog: Whose feelings are easily hurt
When his friends all play dressup, ol' Sam has to fess up


Sam the Eagle: Yeah, I'm always the one in the skirt ...and I don't like it...

All: Ooooooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-deee
Come on and sing-along with me

Sam the Eagle: Excuse me, I have one. (various voices urge him on) Yeah, you'll love it, it's really groovy. Ahem.
There once was a man named McDowell
Who planted a tree with a trowel
Then he got in a shower, where he stayed for an hour
and said - "SOMEBODY GIVE ME A TOWEL!!"
Don't make a meddle case, please! How about a sweater? Do you have some pants? Will you go to Mr. Pops' Store and get his apron? Anything! I'm cold! I don't wanna be in the tub! The water is cold and I don't want this!


All: Ooooooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-deee
Come on and sing-along with me
Come on and sing-along with me

Gonzo: I've got one. Does everybody know "On Top of Old Smokey"?

Sweetums: Eh, not really.

Gonzo: Well, but we'll all sing it and I'll help you. Oh, you at home listening to this record, you sing too. Okay, okay, I'll tell you the words.

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