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Cast

  • Wayne as Tony
  • Big Mean Carl as Beautiful Day Monster
  • Mary Louise (little girl) as Betty Lou
  • Walter as Reddish-Magenta Little Anything Muppet boy
  • J.P. Grosse as Fat Blue Anything Muppet man
  • Wanda as Pumpkin Anything Muppet woman

Lyrics

Wayne: I gotta get my old tuxedo pressed
Gotta sew a button on my vest
'Cause tonight I've gotta look my best


Mary Louise: Why?

Wayne: Lulu's back in town

Mary Louise: Oh no!

Wayne: Gotta get a half a buck somewhere
Gotta shine my shoes and slick my hair
Gotta get myself a boutonniere


Walter: How come?

Wayne: Lulu's back in town

Walter: Oh, good grief!

Wayne: You can tell all my pets
All my blondes and brunettes
Mister Otis regrets
That he won't be aroun'
You can tell the mailman not to call
I ain't comin' home until the fall
And I might not get back home at all


J.P. Grosse: You don't mean...?

Wayne: Lulu's back in town.

J.P. Grosse: Aaahhh!

Mary Louise: Here she comes!

Walter: Make way! Make way!

Wanda: (screaming)

Big Mean Carl: Hi ya, kid!

Wayne: Hi, Lulu. Wanna dance? Wow! Gee! Lulu's back in town.

Big Mean Carl: Here we go! Now follow me! Turn!

Wayne: Ooh.

Big Mean Carl: Sorry.

Wayne: It's okay.

Big Mean Carl: Dip.

Wayne: Aah. Lulu's back in town.
You can tell all my pets


Big Mean Carl: You tell them!

Wayne: All my blondes and brunettes.

Big Mean Carl: Yeah! Them too!

Wayne: Mister Otis regrets
That he won't be aroun'


Big Mean Carl: You can tell the mailman not to call too!

Wayne: I ain't comin' home until the fall
And I might not get back home at all


Big Mean Carl: Lulu's back in town!

Wayne: That's right, friends.
Lulu's back in town.


Wayne and Big Mean Carl: Lulu's back in town!

Wayne: Ooh.

Big Mean Carl: Sorry.

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