Cast[]
- Wayne as Tony
- Big Mean Carl as Beautiful Day Monster
- Mary Louise (little girl) as Betty Lou
- Walter as Reddish-Magenta Little Anything Muppet boy
- J.P. Grosse as Fat Blue Anything Muppet man
- Wanda as Pumpkin Anything Muppet woman
Lyrics[]
Wayne: I gotta get my old tuxedo pressed
Gotta sew a button on my vest
'Cause tonight I've gotta look my best
Mary Louise: Why?
Wayne: Lulu's back in town
Mary Louise: Oh no!
Wayne: Gotta get a half a buck somewhere
Gotta shine my shoes and slick my hair
Gotta get myself a boutonniere
Walter: How come?
Wayne: Lulu's back in town
Walter: Oh, good grief!
Wayne: You can tell all my pets
All my blondes and brunettes
Mister Otis regrets
That he won't be aroun'
You can tell the mailman not to call
I ain't comin' home until the fall
And I might not get back home at all
J.P. Grosse: You don't mean...?
Wayne: Lulu's back in town.
J.P. Grosse: Aaahhh!
Mary Louise: Here she comes!
Walter: Make way! Make way!
Wanda: (screaming)
Big Mean Carl: Hi ya, kid!
Wayne: Hi, Lulu. Wanna dance? Wow! Gee! Lulu's back in town.
Big Mean Carl: Here we go! Now follow me! Turn!
Wayne: Ooh.
Big Mean Carl: Sorry.
Wayne: It's okay.
Big Mean Carl: Dip.
Wayne: Aah. Lulu's back in town.
You can tell all my pets
Big Mean Carl: You tell them!
Wayne: All my blondes and brunettes.
Big Mean Carl: Yeah! Them too!
Wayne: Mister Otis regrets
That he won't be aroun'
Big Mean Carl: You can tell the mailman not to call too!
Wayne: I ain't comin' home until the fall
And I might not get back home at all
Big Mean Carl: Lulu's back in town!
Wayne: That's right, friends.
Lulu's back in town.
Wayne and Big Mean Carl: Lulu's back in town!
Wayne: Ooh.
Big Mean Carl: Sorry.