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Cast

  • Kermit the Frog as Yakko Warner
  • Fozzie Bear as Wakko Warner
  • Miss Piggy as Dot Warner
  • Camilla the Chicken as Minerva
  • Janice as Hello Nurse
  • Beauregard as Ralph T. Guard
  • Gonzo as Pinky
  • Uncle Deadly as The Brain
  • Rizzo the Rat as Skippy Squirrel
  • Ohboy Bird as Chicken Boo
  • Denise the Pig as Slappy Squirrel

Lyrics

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!

Kermit the Frog: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Miss Piggy: I am not trying to be annoying.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: Ai!

Miss Piggy: I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.
(with overdubbed harmony)
Am I a cutie? Absolutie!
And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!


Miss Piggy, Camilla and Janice: But if you touch me, or even get near me,
I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: Miss Piggy is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the samia.
Oy, Macadamia!


Beauregard: Dah...

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: ¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia?
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania

Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Fozzie Bear belches)


Miss Piggy: Now please don't mention my brother,
The one they call Fozzierino!


(Fozzie Bear belches again)

Miss Piggy: (with harmony overdub)
He's always burping every hour,
So I threw him out of the tower!
(Fozzie Bear yells, Miss Piggy laughs)
Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!


Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,
Oy, Macadamia!


Gonzo: Narf!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Gonzo and the Deadlyia.

Miss Piggy: Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear: Oy, Macadamia!

Uncle Deadly: Yes!
(Break it down now!)


Miss Piggy: Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Kermit the Frog: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!


Rizzo the Rat: Spew!

Kermit the Frog: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!


Ohboy Bird: Bacawk!

(Miss Piggy laughs, Rizzo the Rat laughs, Gonzo laughs, Camilla, Janice, Rizzo the Rat, Gonzo and Miss Piggy laugh)

Denise the Pig: I don't get it, what's the joke?!

Camilla, Janice, Rizzo the Rat, Gonzo and Miss Piggy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Kermit the Frog: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Miss Piggy: I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.
But you can call me by my other nameia.


Miss Piggy, Janice and Camilla: Louisa Francesa
Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Miss Piggy: Or just plain "Piggy", the name I flirt to.
But if you call me "Pig", I'll have to hurt you!


Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear and Miss Piggy: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
NUTS!

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