Cast[]
- Camilla the Chicken as Bessie Busybody
- Gonzo as Mayor Milford Meanswell
- Miss Piggy as Stephanie
- Sam the Eagle as Stingy
- Rizzo the Rat as Ziggy
- Kermit the Frog as Sportacus
Lyrics[]
Camilla the Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk (Quick and suave)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (No one knows who it was)
Bawk bawk (He's a...) (Sam the Eagle: Shh!
Secret agent...)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (With phones on his feet)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (He's a spy you can't beat)
Bawk bawk (He's a...) (Sam the Eagle:Shh!
Secret agent...)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (If you've got his back against the wall)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (You'll discover he's not there at all.)
Miss Piggy: (Rizzo the Rat and Sam the Eagle: Bam, bam!)
Secret Agent Zero
(Rizzo the Rat and Sam the Eagle: Bam, bam!)
He's everybody's hero
X-ray vision
A man on a mission
He's a... (Rizzo the Rat: Bam, bam!
Sam the Eagle: Secret agent...)
Camilla the Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk bawk (Gadgets galore)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (No one knows what's in store)
Bawk bawk (For the...) (Sam the Eagle: Shh!
Secret agent...)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk (Saving the world)
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk (And getting the girl)
Bawk bawk (He's a...) (Sam the Eagle: Shh!
Secret agent...)
Miss Piggy: (Rizzo the Rat and Sam the Eagle: Bam, bam!)
Secret Agent Zero
(Rizzo the Rat and Sam the Eagle: Bam, bam!)
He's everybody's hero
X-ray vision
A man on a mission
He's a... (Rizzo the Rat: Bam, Sam the Eagle: bam!
Secret agent...)
Camilla the Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk... (Secret agent maaaaaaaannnnn....)
Rizzo the Rat: (Camilla, stop, it's over!)