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Cast

  • Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo

Lyrics

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Are you ready, Rizzo?
We're going to sing one of my very favorite songs.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Oh boy! Rizzo loves fast pony songs!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Well, this is a slow song, Rizzo, but I think you'll like it, anyway.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Okay, sing it, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb,
Little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) That's nice!

Miss Piggy: Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went,
Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo's getting sleepy.

Miss Piggy: It followed her to school one day,
school one day, school one day,
It followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rules,
It made the children laugh and play
laugh and play, laugh and play
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Oh, oh. That's nice, Piggy. But now, let's do it Rizzo's way!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) What? What do you mean, Rizzo? Huh?

Rizzo the Rat: (laughing and scatting) The lamb jumped around the teacher's desk.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) It did?

Rizzo the Rat: Teacher's desk, teacher's desk,
The lamb jumped around the teacher's desk,
It started to rock and roll.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Oh, dear!

Rizzo the Rat: The kids went around and around that clock.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Rizzo?

Rizzo the Rat: Around the clock, around the clock.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Rizzo?

Rizzo the Rat: The kids went around and around that clock,
And the lamb was shaking its wool.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Oh, my!

Rizzo the Rat: (scatting) Mary sang a wailing song.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Are you sure, Rizzo?

Rizzo the Rat: Wailing song, wailing song,
Mary sang a wailing song
and the kids cry out for more.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) Really?

Rizzo the Rat: The teacher stood up on her head,
On her head, on her head.

Miss Piggy: (spoken) What odd behavior.

Rizzo the Rat: The teacher stood up on her head, and she spun around on the floor. (spoken) Rocking!

Miss Piggy: (spoken) I can't believe these things, Rizzo. Rizzo? I think my toe is getting the tapping. Oh, what is that sensation? I really think it is almost groovy!
(singing) The principal burst into the room,
Into the room, into the room.
The principal burst into the room,
He couldn't believe what he saw.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Do it, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: Mary and her little lamb,
Had picked up an old school jam!

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) You got it, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: Picked up an old school jam.

Rizzo the Rat: (scatting)

Miss Piggy: The kids were screaming...

The Kids: Go lamb go! Go lamb go! Go lamb go!

Miss Piggy: The kids were screaming...

The Kids: Go lamb go!

Rizzo the Rat: So she bounced right out of the door.

Miss Piggy and Rizzo the Rat: They followed her back to Mary's house,
Mary's house, Mary's house
They followed her back to Mary's house...

Miss Piggy: And they all fell asleep on the floor. (yawning)

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