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Cast

  • Prince Muppet as Justin Bieber Muppet
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Pepe the King Prawn as Shrimp
  • Seymour as Horatio the Elephant
  • Miss Mousey as Mouse
  • Melville as Whale

Lyrics

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: Measure, yeah, measure.

Prince Muppet: See, I never thought
I could ever find out
just how big a king prawn could be.
But now I'm sure, and I don't have a doubt.
If you want to know the size, I hold the key.


Rizzo the Rat: Just how long of a time,
Prince can tell you it all,
because he's got the right tool.
Got a ruler to measure, you see.


Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Rizzo the Rat: Use your eyes.

Prince Muppet: Because station measuring is a cinch.

Rizzo the Rat: It's a size.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Prince Muppet: This king prawn is one foot and one inch.

Pepe the King Prawn: Measure up, measure up, measure up, up, up, up, okay?

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: Measure, yeah, measure.

Prince Muppet: I thought that
I would ever tell you
just how much an elephant weights.
But now I hold the secret,
and you'll know it's true.
If you want to know the way,
I will amaze.


Rizzo the Rat: Just heavy or light,
Prince will get it right.
He's not gonna fail,
because he's using a scale, you see.


Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Rizzo the Rat: 'Til the measuring's done.

Prince Muppet: Until the measuring's done.

Rizzo the Rat: He will measure.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Prince Muppet: This pachyderm weighs a ton.

Seymour: Measure up, measure, measure, measure, up, up, up, up, up.

Prince Muppet: Measure, yeah, measure.

Rizzo the Rat: Here we go.

Prince Muppet: Sure you got this, bro?

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, Prince. Leave it to Rizzo.
(rapping) When Rizzo's in the kitchen cooking things up,
Rizzo measures with a spoon,
Rizzo measures with a cup.
When Rizzo needs to know
the height of something wood or brick,
Rizzo measures with some tape,
Rizzo measures with a stick.
To see what weighs more,
a mouse or a whale,
Rizzo measures with a balance,
Rizzo measures with a scale.
The whale weighs more,
yes, this is so.


Prince Muppet: How do you know?

Rizzo the Rat: Rizzo measured it, yo.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: If you ever,
you ever...

Prince Muppet: Need to find the size or the weight...

Rizzo the Rat: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: You can measure.
You measure.

Prince Muppet: Because measuring the stuff is great.

Rizzo the Rat: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Prince Muppet: And measure, yeah...

Prince Muppet and Rizzo the Rat: Measure.

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