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Cast

  • Kermit the Frog as Ernie
  • Fozzie Bear as Bert
  • Sweetums as Big Bird
  • Gonzo as Grover
  • Animal as Cookie Monster
  • Beauregard as Herry Monster
  • Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, everybody. Now we're going to play a game.

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh boy. Yes, yes.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) And Gonzo's it.

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, Gonzo just loves games, little Kermit. What do I do?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, well first off, you have to go out of the room.

Gonzo: (spoken) That seems like a funny game.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, when you come back in, you're going to guess what kind of animals we're pretending to be.

Gonzo: (spoken) I see. Okay. Bye, bye. Bye, bye.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, ready, everybody? Huh?

Sweetums: (spoken) Yeah, but what kind of animals are we going to pretend to be, Kermit?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, suppose, uh, first we'll be pigs, huh? Pigs? Hey, and listen, you kids at home can do this too. Everybody get down on the floor and crawl around and oink like a pig, huh? Okay, Gonzo, come on in!

Everyone: Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!

Gonzo: (spoken) Here I am! Oh boy, oh boy! What kind of animal is that? I do not hear monkeys, not mosquitos, not hopping toads. (buzzer goes off) Aaahhh! What was that?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, that was the buzzer. It means your time is up and now you have to tell us what those animals were.

Gonzo: (spoken) They were cows.

Everyone: (spoken) Cows?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) No, no, no, no, no. We were being pigs, Gonzo!

Gonzo: (spoken) Piggies?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Mmmm hmmmm.

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, of course! How silly of me!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, well, listen, we'll give you another chance. Go back outside.

Gonzo: (spoken) Okay. All righty. Bye bye.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) What now, Kermit? What?

Sweetums: (spoken) What are we going to do now?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Yeah, now this time, let's pretend to be cats. Okay, everybody got that? Kitty cats. Okay, come on in, Gonzo!

Everyone: (spoken) Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, listen to that sound! Uh, let's see, I know that animal. Oh. Think, Gonzo, think, think! Uh. (buzzer goes off again) Let me see now, uh...

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Time's up! What were those animals?

Gonzo: (spoken) Uh, uh, uh. They weren't bumblebees, bunny rabbits they weren't that, so they must have been cows this time.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) No, no, no. Gonzo, those were cats!

Gonzo: (spoken) Kitty cats?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Mmmm hmmm.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) Yeah.

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, I was wrong again!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, here's your last chance. Your last chance, Gonzo. Go back outside.

Gonzo: (spoken) Okay.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Okay, but don't come back.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, now we'll make it simple for Gonzo. This time, we'll be cows. Huh? You know, like cows go moo and like that. Okay, Gonzo!

Everyone: (spoken) Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo!

Gonzo: (spoken) Oh, oh, oh. What are those animals? Um...

(Buzzer goes off once more)

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, Gonzo?

Gonzo: (spoken) Uh, Kermit, uh? Kermit, they were caterpillars.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) No, no, no, Gonzo. Those were cows.

Gonzo: (spoken) Cows?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Yeah.

Gonzo: (spoken) You call those cows? These are cows.

Fozzie Bear: No, what cows? No!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Gonzo, where do these cows come from?

Gonzo: (spoken) Animal and I are having a party. He's bringing cookies and I'm bringing milk. Come on, cows. Let's go into the kitchen. Out of the back door. Come on. Watch out for the lamp. Okay.

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) I don't believe it.

Fozzie Bear: (spoken) This room will never be the same.

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