- Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
- Andre as Professor Art
- Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
- Beth Bear as Blanche the Polar Bear
- Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
- Miss Piggy as Rosita
- Statler as Bert
- Waldorf as Ernie
- Fozzie Bear as Telly Monster
- Animal as Cookie Monster
- Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
- Scooter as Baby Bear
- Janice as Zoe
- Annie Sue Pig as Prairie Dawn
- Gonzo as Grover
- Penguins as Honkers
- Mad Monty, Polly Lobster and Clueless Morgan as The Palettes
Andre: Okay, here we go, we're off to Egypt!
Dr. Teeth: I like to tell you
About a king I know.
He took the drum and ruled this mighty land.
He is the kind of king
Who really knows a thing
Or do about a pyramid should stand.
He likes to build things beautiful
beneath the desert sun.
I tell you, this king tut is number one.
Everyone: Yes, this King Tut, Tut, Tut had came this way.
Dr. Teeth: To make things in this style
In each of pair of long while I...
Everyone: You'll hear King Tut, Tut, Tut will come and say...
Dr. Teeth: Let's angle a tri and we'll call and define...
Rizzo the Rat: What a great, big triangle.
Dr. Teeth: With points on every side
it stand here in the sand
And everyone agrees they really are quite grand
The pyramid's specialty as you and I can plainly see...
Everyone: It's King Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut,
King Tut's way.