• Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
  • Andre as Professor Art
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Beth Bear as Blanche the Polar Bear
  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Miss Piggy as Rosita
  • Statler as Bert
  • Waldorf as Ernie
  • Fozzie Bear as Telly Monster
  • Animal as Cookie Monster
  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
  • Scooter as Baby Bear
  • Janice as Zoe
  • Annie Sue Pig as Prairie Dawn
  • Gonzo as Grover
  • Penguins as Honkers
  • Mad Monty, Polly Lobster and Clueless Morgan as The Palettes


Andre: Okay, here we go, we're off to Egypt!

Dr. Teeth: I like to tell you
About a king I know.
He took the drum and ruled this mighty land.
He is the kind of king
Who really knows a thing
Or do about a pyramid should stand.
He likes to build things beautiful
beneath the desert sun.
I tell you, this king tut is number one.
How exciting.

Everyone: Yes, this King Tut, Tut, Tut had came this way.

Dr. Teeth: To make things in this style
In each of pair of long while I...

Everyone: You'll hear King Tut, Tut, Tut will come and say...

Dr. Teeth: Let's angle a tri and we'll call and define...

Rizzo the Rat: What a great, big triangle.

Dr. Teeth: With points on every side
it stand here in the sand
And everyone agrees they really are quite grand
The pyramid's specialty as you and I can plainly see...

Everyone: It's King Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut, Tut,
King Tut's way.

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