• Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Count von Count
  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch


Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Ha, ha! It's me, Kermit the Frog!
You know what? Rizzo, Bunsen Honeydew and I are getting ready to sing Old MacDonald!
You wanna sing with us?

The Kids: Sure, Kermit the Frog!

Kermit the Frog: Okay! We'll sing all the words and you sing all the E-I-E-I-Os! Are you ready?

The Kids: Yeah!

Kermit the Frog: Old MacDonald had a farm
And on that farm, he had a frog.
With a hop hop here and a hop hop there
Here a hop there a hop everywhere a hop hop!
Old McDonald had a farm!
(spoken) Okay, Rizzo. It's your turn to sing.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Yay! Rizzo gets to sing! Rizzo gets to sing! Everybody sing with Rizzo!
(singing) Old MacDonald had a farm
and on that farm he had some giggles
with a hee hee here and a hee hee there here a hee there a hee everywhere a hee hee
old MacDonald had a farm

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: (spoken) Ha, ha! Really good, everyone!
But now, it's time for Dr. Bunsen Honeydew to sing!
Kids, you sing with me, too!
That's two E's, two I's and an O! Ha, ha! (singing) Old MacDonald had a farm
And on that farm, he had some numbers!
Ha, ha! With a 1 2 here, and 3 4 there, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Uh, Bunsen? Bunsen! Wait a minute! Somebody stop him!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: (spoken) What is it, Kermit? What is it? I'm counting!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, I'm sorry. But you sang too long!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: (spoken) Sang too long? Oh! Sorry, Kermit! Ha, ha! But when it comes to counting, I get a little carried away! Ah, ah, ah!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Hey, what's all the racket?

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Oh, we're singing, Sam. Would you like to join us?

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) You know I hate singing!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Oh, come on, Sam! Just sing one verse with us?

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Well, all right, but one verse and that's it! And I guess it's okay for you kids to sing along, too.
(singing) Old MacDonald had a farm.
And on that farm, he had a grouch!
with a yuck yuck here and a yuck yuck there here a yuck there a yuck everywhere a yuck yuck
Old MacDonald had a farm!
(spoken) Oh, that was terrible!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, let's all sing!

Muppets and the Kids: Old MacDonald had a farm!
And on that farm, he had everybody!

Kermit the Frog: With a hop hop here!

Rizzo the Rat: And a hee hee there!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Here a 1! There a 2!

Sam the Eagle: Everywhere a yuck yuck!

Muppets and the Kids: Old MacDonald had a farm!

Kermit the Frog: Hop hop!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: 1, 2!

Sam the Eagle: Yuck! Yuck!

Rizzo the Rat: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Ah, ah! I loved it!

Sam the Eagle: I hated it! Heh, heh!

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