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Cast[]

  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics[]

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) All right, stand back. Here I go!

(Sam tries to play a few notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone, but everybody giggles in the background.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, wait! Let me try that again!

(Sam tries to play a few more notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone again, but everybody still giggles in the background.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Hey, hey! No laughing!

(Sam tries to play another few notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone once again, but everybody once again giggles in the background.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Cool it, will ya? I'm trying to blow here!

(Sam tries to play even another few notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone even again, but everybody giggles in the background and then burst out laughing.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Now cut that out!

(Sam tries to play some even more notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone even again, but everybody burst out laughing.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, what's the difference? I guess some of us are just naturally funny! Rats!

(Sam tries to play a couple of more notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone even again, but everybody is still laughing.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) All right, hold on! Nobody turns off this record until I finish with my saxophone! Now listen!

Everyone: Oh, no!

(Sam tries to finish off the last few notes of the "Marine's Hymn" on his saxophone even again while everybody is still laughing.)

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Perfect! Heh heh heh!

(Everybody is still laughing until fadeout)

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