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Cast

  • Gonzo as Grover
  • Lou as The Little Girl
  • Camilla as The Cow

Lyrics

(spoken)
Lou: Now the letter after "P" is "Q".
And one word that begins with "Q" is "question."

(sung)
Now here is a question,
A question for you
Remember, the answer
Will start with a "Q".


(spoken)
Gonzo: What's a "Q"?


Lou: Oh hi, Gonzo.

Gonzo: Hi.

Lou: "Q" is a letter of the alphabet that looks like an "O" with a little tail at the bottom.

Gonzo: Oh! Now I remember. You can start the song again.

Lou: Thanks, Gonzo.

Gonzo: You're welcome.

(sung)
Lou: Now here is a question,
A question for you.
Remember, the answer
Will start with a "Q".
Just think of a duck,
Be it white, brown, or black.
What sound does it make?
Why, a duckie goes...


(spoken)
Gonzo: Cluck cluck!


Lou: No, Gonzo. A duckie goes "Quack!"
(sung)
"Quack" is a "Q" word.
The answer is "Quack."


(spoken)
Gonzo: Oh. O.K.


Lou: But Gonzo..

Gonzo: Hmm?

Lou: Try this one.

Gonzo: O.K.

(sung)
Lou: Now here is a question,
A question for you.
Remember, the answer
Will start with a "Q".
In stores, you find milk
In containers of sorts.
But what do you call them?
You call these things...


(spoken)
Gonzo: Chickens.


Lou: No, that's not right! The answer is "Quarts"!
(sung)
"Quarts" is a "Q" word.
The answer is "Quarts."
(spoken)
Now what made you think of chickens?


Gonzo: I don't know. I think I heard one go "clucking" a minute ago.

Lou: Gonzo..

Gonzo: Hmm?

Lou: Forget about the chickens.

Gonzo: O.K.

(sung)
Lou: Now here is a question,
A question for you.
And once more, the answer
Begins with a "Q".
Remember a king
In a story you've seen.
To whom was he married?
He's wed to a...


(spoken)
Gonzo: Farmer.


Lou: No. The answer is "Queen."
(sung)
"Queen" is a "Q" word.
The answer is "Queen."


(spoken)
Gonzo: Gee! I thought it was a farmer.


Lou: What farmer?

Gonzo: You know, the one that brought the chicken in here.

Lou: Gonzo..

Gonzo: Hmm?

Lou: I've had quite enough! I quit!

Gonzo: Hmm. Oh well. O.K. Come on, Camilla. Let's go home.

Camilla: (clucking)

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