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Cast

  • Sam the Eagle as Bert
  • Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
  • Beard as David
  • Floyd Pepper as Gordon
  • Link Hogthrob as Bob
  • Wanda as Maria
  • Janice as Susan
  • Mary Louise (little girl) as Prairie Dawn
  • Wayne as Luis
  • Pops as Mr. Hooper
  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
  • Gonzo as Grover
  • Animal as Cookie Monster
  • Sweetums as Herry Monster
  • Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics

Floyd Pepper: Okay, now what's next for the sing-along?

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Rowlf, what's that?

Rowlf the Dog: Well, it sounded like a motorcycle, Sam.

Sam the Eagle: It sounds like it's in the apartment.

Wanda: Quick, open the door!

Link Hogthrob: I've got it!

Sweetums: Hey!

Gonzo: Hello, everybody!

Animal: Hi, Sam.

Link Hogthrob: Sweetums! Grover!

Sam the Eagle: Hey, Sweetums, Sweetums, Sweetums, how did you get in the bathroom with your motorcycle?

Sweetums: Simple. I made a left in the bedroom and came straight down the hall.

Sam the Eagle: Oh, for crying out...

Rowlf the Dog: Hey, park it by the hamper, Sweetums.

(Everybody complaining)

Sam the Eagle: Uh, huh. I suppose you think that's funny, Sweetums. Now look at those tire marks on the bath mat. Rowlf, oh yeah, yeah, go ahead and laugh. Rowlf, just get me a towel, will you, please? Come on.

Rowlf the Dog: I can't, Sam. I can't open the closet over here. There's too many people.

Gonzo: Uh, say, Sweetums, help me get my banjo off the side door, please?

Sweetums: Oh, sure, Gonzo.

Gonzo: It's the short one.

Sweetums: It's right here under my pliers. It's stuck.

Animal: Oh, say. Can you find my bass drum, too?

Sweetums: Yeah, yeah. I'll get it. I'll get it.

Gonzo: Oh, thank you for the banjo.

Sweetums: Okay, I've got my gong.

Animal: Me got drum.

Sweetums: Okay. We've got a song for the sing-along.

Gonzo, Animal and Sweetums: Okay, hit it, boys. Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life's but a dream. Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life's but a dream. Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life's but a dream.

Janice: Sweetums, watch out for the gong and the drums.

(crashing)

Janice: Guys, are you all right? All you all right, Sweetums?

Sweetums: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Link Hogthrob: Are you all right, Sweetums?

Uncle Deadly: All right, all right!

Rowlf the Dog: Uncle Deadly! Come on in!

Link Hogthrob: Hey, Uncle Deadly! How are ya?

Gonzo: Uncle Deadly!

Uncle Deadly: Hey, what is this? The normal loopoff crier?

Gonzo: Oh, that's cute.

Uncle Deadly: You're making enough noise here to wake up a parking meter.

Sam the Eagle: I agreed.

Janice: Oh, come on, Uncle Deadly. Don't be such a grouch.

Rowlf the Dog: Yeah, this is a sing-along, Uncle Deadly.

Sweetums: Yeah.

Link Hogthrob: Come on.

Janice: You got a song for us, Uncle Deadly?

Uncle Deadly: I'll give you a sing along!

Everyone: Terrific. Let's hear it. </poem>

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