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Cast

  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch

Lyrics

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Hi, everybody!
Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Hi!
Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Are you ready for something really silly?
Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo is!
Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Well, come on!
Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Let me know when it's over!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about feathers, Honkers and air!
Sing me a silly song about polka-dot underwear!
Make it so funny that I fall right out of my chair!
Sing me a silly song! Yeah!


Rizzo the Rat: Sing me a silly song about food that squirt when you chew.
Sing me a silly song about upside-down kangaroos.
Make it a pretty ditty of out-of-buffalo stew.
Sing me a silly song.


Kermit the Frog: Silly, sloppy, chilly, bloppy, wacky, weird or wet!
Now the only question is, "How silly can you get"?


Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Rizzo can get really silly!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about elephants in a tree.

Rizzo the Rat: Sing me a silly song about chickens clucking off-key!

Kermit the Frog and Rizzo the Rat: Make it a looney, a tuney A chimpanzee symphony!
Sing me a silly song!

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Yeah!

Kermit the Frog: (spoken) Okay, play it, boys! But keep it silly! That's good, that's good!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, brother! All this silly stuff is making me sick! You know what this song needs? A little more grouchiness! Heh, heh, heh!
(singing) Sing me a grouchy song about trashy broken up toys!
Sing me a grouchy song about cranky grouch girls and boys!
Make it a yucky number with bangs, crashes and noise!
Sing me a grouchy song! Heh, heh, heh! (spoken) Like that!


Kermit the Frog: Silly, sloppy, chilly, bloppy, wacky, weird or wet!
Now the only question is,


Kermit the Frog and Rizzo the Rat: "How silly can you get"?

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Not much sillier, I hope.

Rizzo the Rat: (spoken) Yes, we can, Sam!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about feathers, Honkers and air!

Rizzo the Rat: Feathers, Honkers and air!

Kermit the Frog: Sing me a silly song about polka-dot underwear!

Rizzo the Rat: Polka-dot underwear!

Kermit the Frog: Make it so funny that I fall right out of my chair!

Rizzo the Rat: Yeah!

Kermit the Frog and Rizzo the Rat: Sing me a silly song!

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Grouchy!

Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat and Sam the Eagle: Just sing me a silly song! (laughing)

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