- Statler as Bert
- Waldorf as Ernie
Waldorf: Hey, Statler, I sure like your T-shirt.
Statler: It's not a T-shirt, Waldorf. No, it's a T-R shirt.
Waldorf: Oh, I see what you mean. It says T-R.
Statler: Yeah, well, it spells that heavenly sound, Tr.
Statler: Yeah, isn't that keen? Kind of sings, doesn't it? Tr, tr, tr, tr.
Waldorf: Well, gee, I dunno, Statler. Statler, I don't think Tr means anything. What is it good for?
Statler: Good for? Tr is stupendous for starting words like, like, like triangle.
Waldorf: Yeah, but that's only one word, Statler.
Statler: Oh yeah? You wanna hear some more?
Statler: Let's sing a song about Tr.
Tr is beautiful.
Let's sing a song
There's a feeling of words to try.
Waldorf: Mmm hmmm.
Statler: And it's fun for you and I.
Waldorf: You bet.
Statler: To sing
a little song about Tr. (laughing)
Waldorf: Hey, Statler! Trumpet! That's a Tr word.
Statler: Yeah! He's right!
Waldorf: Trombone, Statler! (laughing)
Statler: Hey, another Tr word! Hey, you're grooving now! Don't stop, Waldorf! Go for it!
Waldorf: (spoken) Okay.
(singing) Let's sing a song about Tr.
Statler: Very good. Oh. And he's going pretty fast. Wow!
Waldorf: Let's sing a song about Tr.
It's a trick
to sing to Dr.
Waldorf: But it's fun for
me and Yr.
Waldorf: To try
to sing a song about Tr.
Statler: (spoken) Exquisite.
Waldorf: That's a big one, Statler. (laughing)
Statler and Waldorf: That's a song about...
I'll sing a song about Tr!
Waldorf: Ah, Tr is okay, Statler.
Statler: Yeah, yeah, yeah and wait till I tell you about Ch and Fo and Bo. (laughing)
Waldorf: Hey, you forgot about Sh.
Statler: Oh, and, and Snu.
Waldorf: Oh, I love Snu, Statler!
Statler: (laughing) Oh, Waldorf.
Statler: There's a whole world out there for me.