• Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
  • Waldorf as Ernie
  • Statler as Bert
  • Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
  • Fozzie Bear as Telly Monster
  • Animal as Cookie Monster
  • Sam the Eagle as Oscar the Grouch
  • Miss Piggy as Rosita
  • Scooter as Baby Bear
  • Janice as Zoe
  • Annie Sue Pig as Prairie Dawn
  • Gonzo as Grover
  • Penguins as Honkers
  • Mad Monty, Polly Lobster and Clueless Morgan as The Palettes
  • Andre as Professor Art
  • Beth Bear as Blanche the Polar Bear


Andre: I'm worried about Sam. He's getting worse and worse!

Sam the Eagle: It's a beautiful day for a neighbor.

Scooter: Yeee. I think the strain of being clean is starting to get to him.

Sam the Eagle: Would you be mine? Would you be a friend to a grouch like me? Heh heh.
If you wake up in the morning bright and cheery
And a sunny day is what you hope to see
When you feel like calling everyone dearie

Fozzie Bear: Dearie?

Sam the Eagle: Yeah. Then you're a grouch like me.
If you're happy when the little birds are singing
And the puppy dogs are playing friskily.

Scooter: Friskily?

Sam the Eagle: If you love the silver bells of ringing
Then you're a grouch like me
If you hate it when you get in sticky glue
You know what? Well me, too!
If you love to see a rainbow in the sky
Well, you know what? So do I!
And if you think a great big flower bud is pretty
And that ice cream is delicious as can be
And you're living on a nest in the city
And you want your own friends around? Yessiree. Heh, heh.
Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me.
Heh, heh. Come on my friends. Sing with me please.

Everyone: Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away

Sam the Eagle: Aw, come on now, dear friends. We can do better than this. Faster, louder. Come on.

Everyone: Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

Sam the Eagle: Oh, that's right.

Waldorf: Everybody, come around!

Everyone: Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fozzie Bear: Whoa, that was a little bit fun for me. Gimme a chair.

Scooter: I think I got a wee little cramp on my side.

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